Conspiracy Theories That You Actually Believe

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This is going to sound strange to a lot of you, but I believe the government has the technology to read people's minds via VHFID ( very high frequency identification, a stronger variant on RFID ). I have experienced what Dave Chappelle experienced in the last few years regarding his run-in with Oprah Winfrey. In 2006-2007, I was accused of lewd and lascivious battery on a minor, but was never charged. Statue of limitations has since expired, and yes I did sleep with her numerous times ( :P ).

In 2011, I was arguing with an ex-girlfriend of mine via twitter and she mentioned my Russian ex-girlfriend ( the alleged victim, who was 14-15 at the time ) and ever since the CIA ( HOLLWWOOD personalities have been targeing my for stalking ) has been following me.

It almost seems like they endeavor to stalk me until I commit suicide. Dave Chappelle experienced this, himself, and he mentioned Oprah 'hacking' every live television show he watched. Everytime I tune in to live television, a remark is made regarding my personal life, if not an all out assault on my personal char. done subliminally, so anyone else watching still thinks they're tuned in to regularly scheduling and these are regular jokes.

It has been going on since 2011 and it's driving me crazy.

From Obama, to the White blues singer from New Orleans ( somethijng Junior, i think ), to whoopi goldberg, to oprah, to sarah palin. I believe all media personalities are CIA trained officials.

This is is not BS. I am personally experiencing this, but difficult to prove. I have called the FBI to report it several times between 2011 and current, but to no avail. It's the cleanest murder attempt ever. I suppose it works on weak minds. My reasons for suggesting that Hollywood is the CIA is because I keep receiving messages dating back to the time of my accusations, with messages condemning me to a life oof servitude in HOLLYWOOD ( Come to L.A.! ) and being a celebrity. I can't help but notice the Mike Tysons and Tupac Shakurs of Hollywood, convicted rapists who have made a living.

I think Hollywood is either full of crimijnals or CIA converts. Thoughts? Opinions?
 
If you can think it, they can hear it ( VHFID can read between 30 and 300 MGHz. ). It is highly plausible. Just use a satellite to pick up VH frequency signals in a person's mind, because in order to think it, it has to have a frequency level.
 
Another reason I believe it is the CIA is due to the fact that I can't fathom any entity of group of individuals dedicating their lives to stalking or murdering a random individual unless it was government sanctioned. The Virginia Tech shooted stalked his ex-girlfriend, and he ended up shooting up a school campus. Not suggesting I'll shoot up a campus, but like Dave Chappelle I left the country to travel to Costa Rica in July, and that country is so beautiful I am thinking of permanently relocating there. I don't believe our judicial system has jurisdiction over other nations. I did not experience anythijng down there.

Thanks
 
It isn't paranormal. The same technology used to pick up radio frequency or transmit them with satellites, our government has the capability to do with micro-frequencies in the brain/skull.
 
If Marxism counts I think that it raises a lot of valid points and I personally believe in some of them, like the idea of the capitalist class working together to keep wages stagnant, the cooperative efforts to lobby politicians and allow for corporations to stoop to lower lows, and that all profit is based on exploitation of some sort
 
A couple of other conspiracies I subscribe to are :

The Holocaust never happened ( the balfour declaration was written in 1917, if I am not mistaken. This was an expansionist foray into the far east by the royal families of western Europe. Rothschilds, Windsors, etc. )

Every dictator witnessed by the 20th century was propped up by the global elitists to either colonize, oppress, or suppress a public mass. There is no such thing as a revolutionary.

Thoughts can be explored with very high frequency identification and VHF transmitters.

Life can be sustained without oxygen, so yes, I do believe there is life on other planets that we have yet to encounter. I'm thinking micro organisms and jellyfish, squid-like creatures.

Cars with GPS can be hacked and remote controlled.

Radiation causes cancer. Not necessairly a conspiracy, but this extends to radios, cell phones, microwaves, medical equipment/treatments etc .

The CIA recruits heavily on ivy league campuses.

HIV/AIDs does not exist. Population control.

Every physical and mental ailment known to man can be cured with : alcohol, opium ( heroin ), coca ( cocaine ), and marijuana.

9/11 was an inside job used to further western expanionism into the eastern hemisphere.

With the exception of the Islamic world, time is in accordance with Follower theology ,.biblical chronology - 2013 after death of Mayou, mind you that earth is Drunkions of years old.

 
There is no such thing as a Native American. Period.

The inhabitants of what we know as South and Central America are the indigenous peoples of this section of the world. Most look like your typical Mexican/Colombian. Mestizos. Aztecs. Incas. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!.... The war rages on.

Japan is the only non-Islamic country devoid of external ( Anglo ) influences.

Technology is a euphemism for weapon.

Communism is underhanded Capitalism.

The U.N. dictates nationhood.

Israel is not a true country, but an occupation of pre-existing territory. The war rages on.

The United States and 'Israel' are extensions of the British empire.

There is no such thing as a Palestinian. It is a propagandized term used to fuel the Anglo agenda in Central Asia.

Wikipedia is a CIA disinformation agent used to influence the thoughts and opinions of those who are incapable of thinking for themselves.

The education system by any other name is a brainwashing tool.

Rape is a myth. More propagandized theory.

Julian Assange works for the Intelligence community. Wikileaks is a diversion.

Religion is the spearhead of cultural distinction, across the globe. Whether Islamic, Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Rasta or Shinto, or Jew. Religion guides chronology, time, math, life, death, marriage, law, language, etc. It governs the way each and every society lives. To be an atheist is to be devoid of cultural distinction and/or principle.

With that being said, the genocide in Rwanda was about religion, or rather an emerging cultural distinction.

There's so much bullshit in the world, I could go on and on.

Meh..

 
The Internet is largely an Anglo community, hence the overwhelming majority of keyboards across the globe containing English characters, as well as the websites. I can't tell you how much Eurocentric propaganda can be disproven with a simple click of a mouse. It's like reading about Islam in English script. It just won't make sense. I read somewhere that the Tigrinyan traditional greeting was "Salam," until I actually made an international phone call to Eritrea and asked an Eritrean, myself, to which he responded that the traditional greeting is "Kemei kemei."

Eurocentricity is such bullshit. Sorry for the rant, but I am traveling abroad, as an individual,

Costa Rica. Eritrea. Colombia. Cambodia. MAYBE Brazil. Two thumbs way up.

Until you actually leave America, you have no idea how shitty this country truly is, in spite of its massive GDP.
 
English does not have a claimant to the development or foundation of its language.

Elizabeth Windsor made up her last name on a whim.

Orgasms kill brain cells. In fact, anything that releases dopamines kills brain cells. Theoretically speaking - smile now, cry later.

Bad boys are easier to control ( THINK about this one REAL LONG AND HARD ).

Hollywood is more powerful than Wall Street. Not necessarily a conspiracy, but a little known truism.

Domestic slavery never dies, it simply evolves.

Oppression is the cornerstone of every powerful nation ( particularly oppression of women, whether forced like Islam or subtle like Christianity ).

William Herschel is a fraud, like many 16th and 17th century astronomers.

The U.S. dollar is not backed by a physical commodity ( unless we count firearms and nuclear capabilities ).

The dissolution of Pangea was the result of a meteorite/asteroid, hence the 4 or 5 continental land masses ( not continents, themselves, which is a social concept ) which does and simultaneously doesn't tell the tale of submerged masses of land ( underwater landscapes, volcanoes, etc. ).

Humans ( homosapiens ) are the result of incestuous primates.

Yadda Yadda Yadda...

Please share!
 
Incest and pedophilia are social concepts, not necessarily a conspiracy, but I just felt the need to remark on the foundational basis for all creation.
 
'illuminati' is urbanspeak for CIA. I will eventually beat this into your fucking skull, because it IS the truth. Sorry, but it has left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Rap and Country Western are fronts for drug trafficking through the United States and abroad.

Pop and the pornography industries are fronts for sex trafficking.

Wall St. is a front for money laundering and tax evasion ( it's also a tax den ).

The banking cartel is necessary for the international community ( globalization ).

Wall St. is an international trade union, as strange as it may seem. Wall St.? Unions? Yep.

 
SHGADSGKSHSDJASDKJLDSAJ. Alright, call me crazy, but I do my own research. I didn't graduate from high school, i play the stock market, and I like banging either a) prostitutes or b) very young girls and I love traveling to different countries, and the illuminati/CIA has been courting me since 2011 to recruit me into the ranks of Hollywood to negatively influence the masses, and I may or may not be killed as a result, but fuck it. I'm here.

If all goes accordingly, I will either be living in Central/South America or East Africa by this time next year. I'm just trying to get a feel for which area works best. Spanish is a beautiful language, the people are warm, cocaine is fucking dirt cheap ( so is the weed ), not to mention damn near legal. LATIN AMERICA HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD. From what I have seen...

But, the Latin American women in Central and South America put these Americanized Spanish whores in the United States to shame. Go straight to the source. ;)

Oh yeah, European-Castilian Spanish is different from Caribbean Spanish and Mestizo/Latin American Spanish.

The weather is warm, the girls are fucking gorgeous, the food is excellent, and everything is reasonably priced.

Think Ft. Lauderdale with hotter women for half of the price.

Thanks!
 
No_Way_Jose;6441004 said:
Thoughts? Opinions?
well, it makes your following post make a LOT more sense...

No_Way_Jose;6442549 said:
A couple of other conspiracies I subscribe to are :

The Holocaust never happened-

HIV/AIDs does not exist-
oh lord here we go

and then we went COMPLETELY off the rails with "Japan has no Anglo influences" and "rape is a myth" and OH MAN

Got Em Shook;6443036 said:
The fuck just happened?
somehow we managed to boil down pretty much all the crazy stuff on the internet into a few small posts
 
ReppinTime;6084315 said:
The illuminati is real, proven to have ,existed, part of public record, they've been ran out of countries for their bullshit before. The only debate is if they STILL exist, and its obvious they do.

Look up the Bilderberg Group if you doubt it

This

The illuminati has been around for hundreds of years. This is fact. You can debate how powerful they are, but there are a circle of rich white men who turn chaos into profit

 
FuriousOne;5894728 said:
RodrigueZz;5893514 said:
blackamerica;5892037 said:
FuriousOne;5891203 said:
But what if he did ask questions and you just don't like the answers he came up with? I mean, it seems conspiracy theorist are pushing their own agenda for the most part and want as many people to believe anything. If it's legit then good job, but don't act like people should just believe it because just because it's coming from a low quality youtube video with dramatic theatrics.

The problem is most people who are against conspiracies are the ones who don't ask questions. I guarantee if you take most highly publicized news story, there are simple questions that the media refuse to answer. Like with the Boston bomber. How do you kill the guy who's closest to the alleged bomber, Ibragram Todashev, during questioning? Supposedly he was shot 7 times (once in the back of the head) after confessing to a triple murder. Government killing witnesses? These are questions any intelligent person would ask.

I dont think it's a question requiring intelligence but rather one that simply requires a freer mind

What does this even mean? Free from what? I thought intelligence or learning is supposed to be a path to free thought.. Are you saying a more conspiratorial skeptical mind? I would think one would apply intelligence to all facets of life.

Free from the shackles of preconceived notions and bigotry. Many people have views that are not malleable.

I remember there was a thread about a pyschology study that was done where subjects with competent math skills were asked to solve math problems regarding finances and other things that contradicted their own personal political stances. Despite the equations being relatively easy for them to answer they deliberately got them wrong because getting them right would conflict with their political views.
 

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