Confession/Baby Killer/Abortion payments/ Alias Gettin Outta Pocket/ These Hoes Crazy thread.

[JonnyRoccIT]

First time I gagged at work was a few mos ago. Had to hold skin folds open for the wound care nurse to photograph stage IV pressure ulcers.

I broke out in a cold sweat & thought I was finna pass out.

Pressure sores don't bother me any more. I still hate mucus. I have a patient with unstageable

Bilateral Sacral pressure ulcers and that doesn't make me flinch, but he's npo and suctioning him still turns my stomach.

I had one with encephalopathy & mrsa in the roof of her mouth. She had a quarter sized opening leading into her sinus cavity. There was some disgusting orange mucus plug that was hanging & it was going to choke her so I suctioned it out. I was so not gangsta that day. The sound of the suction is the woat

I Got some Dental Assisting Nightmares . . . Suctioning Abscesses w/ Pus Pouring out of their gums had me like this in my Mind :

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Ew @ watching male butt sex.

Seeing a vagina turns me off Kat, forgive me for loving dick.

Lol..that's weird. Do you get disgusted by your own vagina?

Accidentally stumbling on some gay male shit makes me feel gross.

No because its mine wtf

So a threesome is Impossible or Nah .?

U don't read do u?!

She hates other vaginas and likes gay male sex....and that's who u want a 3some with?

nh

GODDAMN NIGGA , LET A NIGGA TRY HIS HAND REAL QUICK .!

 

[THOT PILGRIM]

First time I gagged at work was a few mos ago. Had to hold skin folds open for the wound care nurse to photograph stage IV pressure ulcers.

I broke out in a cold sweat & thought I was finna pass out.

Pressure sores don't bother me any more. I still hate mucus. I have a patient with unstageable

Bilateral Sacral pressure ulcers and that doesn't make me flinch, but he's npo and suctioning him still turns my stomach.

I had one with encephalopathy & mrsa in the roof of her mouth. She had a quarter sized opening leading into her sinus cavity. There was some disgusting orange mucus plug that was hanging & it was going to choke her so I suctioned it out. I was so not gangsta that day. The sound of the suction is the woat

I Got some Dental Assisting Nightmares . . . Suctioning Abscesses w/ Pus Pouring out of their gums had me like this in my Mind :

Breh I cant deal with mouths. I hate feeding patients. Mouths are nasty. Nastier than feet & genitals, tbh

 

[Bussy_Getta]

My ex asked me to suck his toes, I was gon do it till I saw how crusty they were.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"When I was working fast food, I'd..."

I'll finish that statement. I told this before but, when I worked in fast food (Taco Bell), me and my coworkers, licked, and spit on a remade mexican pizza.

This muthafucca comes to the drive thru early morning when we just opened, bitchin about his mexican pizza waa made wrong...the night before. He starts cursing at us, told us we better make another one, then throws the bag at us.

My supervisor gave us the green light to f@@@ his order up. So I took one crust, licked it. Slapped the meat on it. My coworker took the other crust, licked it, and slapped the beans on that. Then she placed it top of my crust. My supervisor then comes, hocks the biggest loogie she can muster, and spits on top of the beans. Then she mixes it up in the beans, and we finished adding the other toppings.

She goes outside to hand him his pizza, and the bastard drives off. Muthafucca must've ate it, b/c we never saw him again. Lol.

Moral of the story: Never f@@@ wit the people who make your food...or else.

 

[Westie]

First time I gagged at work was a few mos ago. Had to hold skin folds open for the wound care nurse to photograph stage IV pressure ulcers.

I broke out in a cold sweat & thought I was finna pass out.

Pressure sores don't bother me any more. I still hate mucus. I have a patient with unstageable

Bilateral Sacral pressure ulcers and that doesn't make me flinch, but he's npo and suctioning him still turns my stomach.

I had one with encephalopathy & mrsa in the roof of her mouth. She had a quarter sized opening leading into her sinus cavity. There was some disgusting orange mucus plug that was hanging & it was going to choke her so I suctioned it out. I was so not gangsta that day. The sound of the suction is the woat

I was gonna talk about wound vacs and anal fistulas but I'll stop.

 

[Rasta.]

Can y'all nurses stop please ]

 

[Westie]

First time I gagged at work was a few mos ago. Had to hold skin folds open for the wound care nurse to photograph stage IV pressure ulcers.

I broke out in a cold sweat & thought I was finna pass out.

Pressure sores don't bother me any more. I still hate mucus. I have a patient with unstageable

Bilateral Sacral pressure ulcers and that doesn't make me flinch, but he's npo and suctioning him still turns my stomach.

I had one with encephalopathy & mrsa in the roof of her mouth. She had a quarter sized opening leading into her sinus cavity. There was some disgusting orange mucus plug that was hanging & it was going to choke her so I suctioned it out. I was so not gangsta that day. The sound of the suction is the woat

I Got some Dental Assisting Nightmares . . . Suctioning Abscesses w/ Pus Pouring out of their gums had me like this in my Mind :

Breh I cant deal with mouths. I hate feeding patients. Mouths are nasty. Nastier than feet & genitals, tbh

I would rather flush and feed someone through a g-tube than do anything with mouths or tracheostomys.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

...this s@@@ just took a turn for the worse.

 

[nujerz84]

In September I am going to Vegas and going to do a porn vid with a porn actress I met last time I visited.

 

[Kat]

I like lesbian porn but not with strapons or scissoring. *shrugs*

 

[Westie]

Can y'all nurses stop please ]

It's you and @"THOT PILGRIM"‌ 's fault. Y'all started it.

 

[7figz]

...this s@@@ just took a turn for the worse.

Real talk. I'll check in again on another page. Shit is disgusting.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"When I was working fast food, I'd..."

I'll finish that statement. I told this before but, when I worked in fast food (Taco Bell), me and my coworkers, licked, and spit on a remade mexican pizza.

This muthafucca comes to the drive thru early morning when we just opened, bitchin about his mexican pizza waa made wrong...the night before. He starts cursing at us, told us we better make another one, then throws the bag at us.

My supervisor gave us the green light to f@@@ his order up. So I took one crust, licked it. Slapped the meat on it. My coworker took the other crust, licked it, and slapped the beans on that. Then she placed it top of my crust. My supervisor then comes, hocks the biggest loogie she can muster, and spits on top of the beans. Then she mixes it up in the beans, and we finished adding the other toppings.

She goes outside to hand him his pizza, and the bastard drives off. Muthafucca must've ate it, b/c we never saw him again. Lol.

Moral of the story: Never f@@@ wit the people who make your food...or else.

Nobody gives a shit... Wonder girl already won the thread.

I gotta go back and reread what she wrote. Muthafuccas ready yo burn her azzz at the stake.

 

[CP203]

i paid for numerous abortions so my wife could be the mother of my 1st child

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

One of friend's slipped his baby momma a bunch of plan B to make her miscarriage....I knowingly gave him the plan B.

...yup, definite 1st class, all expense paid ticket to hell.

 

[Rasta.]

Can y'all nurses stop please ]

It's you and @"THOT PILGRIM"‌ 's fault. Y'all started it.

I just came to chime in on abortion but y'all on some emesis inducing stuff smh

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

i paid for numerous abortions so my wife could be the mother of my 1st child

Well hot damn. Lol.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Abortion thread

 

[CousinBen]

Lol at the hoes who prolly killed they own child once or twice gettin mad

Silly hoes crack me up, especially the ex stripper