Christian Parents ruin everything

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dwade206;5099757 said:
*Tears* "Wah, wah, wah, my parents believe in God so I wasn't allowed to watch the Smurfs and Video Music Box and eat candy cigarettes or have a bubble gum beeper."

Y'all serious?!?

MAN UP!

Calm the fuck down nigga

Im just calling it like I see it. You can easily GTFO the thread if your so offended by us lightly looking back on the stupid shit ours and other parents did to "protect their kids from spirtits". Apparently myself and plenty other niggas in here had their childhood somewhat affected because of our parents beliefs. My parents are still great parents they just let their piety affect their logic at times.

 
MzGrahamBitches;5099778 said:
dwade206;5099757 said:
*Tears* "Wah, wah, wah, my parents believe in God so I wasn't allowed to watch the Smurfs and Video Music Box and eat candy cigarettes or have a bubble gum beeper."

Y'all serious?!?

MAN UP!

It's just a discussion..why so serious?

...ain't shit serious about this.
 
Ajackson17;5099731 said:
West Brooklyn ;5099692 said:
kai_valya;5099647 said:
lol, why, who didn't love pokemon

i loved that shit when i was younger, but that was when they just had 150 pokemon, they got like a thousand now, ain't nobody got time for that

All the real niggas played pokemon. I remember this lady told her children to stop playing with us because she didn't want her kids involved in it. The churches around here were telling people that pokemon was demonic but I don't ever remember hearing a reason why?? Does anybody remember why that was goin on?

I know somebody like that parent the threadstarter is talking about. Wouldn't even let his daughter go to prom because he said it's "worldly". Christian to the motherfuckin extreme of extremes. I have a feeling one day his daughter is going to rebel, not only against him but religion.

They are called Pocket Monsters = Pokemon, Duh and they have demons inside them and each evolution was a higher level form of a demon. They were going up the ranks.

you're reaching.

It's some shit made by Japanese that largely don't believe in the constructs of Christianity. It was some sci-fi shit made for kids amusement. Only an idiot will make some sort of connection to "demons" and shit where none existed.
 
MzGrahamBitches;5099720 said:
That snoz though..lol.

He looks familiar, but I can't remember if I heard him or not.

I was always more into RnB so I gravitated towards BeBe & CeCe, Anointed, Out of Eden, that kinda thing.

I'll still put on some of that stuff to this day..reminds me of a simpler time.

He was from Dallas, TX. You might have heard of him.
 
West Brooklyn ;5099769 said:
^^ feelings

Ajackson17;5099731 said:
They are called Pocket Monsters = Pokemon, Duh

lol I know that, motherfucker. I still don't see it though. I mean, kids play with monster toys and games. I never saw what the big deal was.

It was the aspects of "magical powers", evolution, and the fact that most Christian parents didnt understand the Pokemon originated in Japan so alot of the pokemon were meant to embody spiritual/mystical East Asian concepts, which Christian parents interpreted as pagan/demonic.
 
dwade206;5099648 said:
Yeah because atheist parents are so much fun to be around!

They are, there's no panic for everything and we don't tell our kids to rely on a faggot to feel better about themselves.

 
MzGrahamBitches;5099765 said:
I wish they would've allowed me to experience more in my teens, so my 20s wouldn't have been filled with dumb shit my friends had already been through.

I still feel immature in that regard.

This is what I feel like more parents should understand. All that extreme sheltering isn't healthy for your child. I understand that as parents, our job is to protect our children but if we don't let them experience things while they're young, they'll become ignorant adults (not saying you are) who could make terrible childish decisions worsened by the fact that they're now older without the aid of their parents.
 
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol
 
Knives Amilli;5099810 said:
It was the aspects of "magical powers", evolution, and the fact that most Christian parents didnt understand the Pokemon originated in Japan so alot of the pokemon were meant to embody spiritual/mystical East Asian concepts, which Christian parents interpreted as pagan/demonic.

Makes sense

Knives Amilli;5099828 said:
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol

That's because parents are really out of the loop and they only go on what the media or other people tell them (i.e. their preacher) without doing the research.
 
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Tone Dubbz;5099786 said:
one of the dudes his dad was the super religious preacher on the street and he told everyone that he woke up one night and it was pikachu demon looking at him or some shit.. and i think he ended up suffering from a light heart attack or somethin

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all real niggas played pokemon cuz they seen them price guides and knew they could get rich if they got them a few hologram charizard cards

niggas treated them shyts like the new age bball cards, had em in plastic and everything

i still got all my shyt somewhere at my mama house SMH someone owe me a few stacks cuz it was all about the $$$$ back then but i aint get SHYT smh. nigga was checkin the price guides online everyday
 
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Knives Amilli;5099828 said:
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol

its that serious tho? like you'd really hold a grudge over not being allowed to watch a tv show as a child to the point that you'd feel your childhood was ruined? thank goodness i was able to watch the simpsons growing up, but if i wasn't allowed to, then i wouldn't be bitter about it now.
 
West Brooklyn ;5099843 said:
Knives Amilli;5099810 said:
It was the aspects of "magical powers", evolution, and the fact that most Christian parents didnt understand the Pokemon originated in Japan so alot of the pokemon were meant to embody spiritual/mystical East Asian concepts, which Christian parents interpreted as pagan/demonic.

Makes sense

Knives Amilli;5099828 said:
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol

That's because parents are really out of the loop and they only go on what the media or other people tell them (i.e. their preacher) without doing the research.

they're sheeple. They don't want to think on their own, they just want someone to tell them right from wrong and be led.
 
LORD willing, one day you will thank your parents for raising you to fear the LORD.

I grew up in the church and I hated it. When I got to my teenage years I rebelled and lived in darkness for years. But glory be to God that He saved me from the pit and brought me back into His glorious light. The grace of God is what saved me alone, but If it wasn't for my mom dragging me to church day after day, month after month, year after year, coupled with her prayers for me, It would have been so much harder for me to recognize the voice of God when He visited me on the day of my salvation.

Now that I am older and wiser, I look back on my life and see the hand of God all the way through it. But When I was lost, without hope, and utterly fruitless, i didnt appreciate what my mother was doing for me; which was teaching me the fear of the LORD!

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction." Proverbs 1:7

Praise God Almighty forever and ever!

 
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matt-;5099871 said:
Knives Amilli;5099828 said:
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol

its that serious tho? like you'd really hold a grudge over not being allowed to watch a tv show as a child to the point that you'd feel your childhood was ruined? thank goodness i was able to watch the simpsons growing up, but if i wasn't allowed to, then i wouldn't be bitter about it now.

Naw its really not. My parents werent really that bad. And like most kids, If I really wanted to do/watch something, i was gonna do it anyway. I was a "good kid" so my parents would warn me or try to tell me something, but for most small things thats as far as it went.

 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;5099893 said:
LORD willing, one day you will thank your parents for raising you to fear the LORD.

I grew up in the church and I hated it. When I got to my teenage years I rebelled and lived in darkness for years. But glory be to God that He saved me from the pit and brought me back into His glorious light. The grace of God is what saved me alone, but If it wasn't for my mom dragging me to church day after day, month after month, year after year, coupled with her prayers for me, It would have been so much harder for me to recognize the voice of God when He visited me on the day of my salvation.

Now that I am older and wiser, I look back on my life and see the hand of God all the way through it. But When I was lost, without hope, and utterly fruitless, i didnt appreciate what my mother was doing for me; which was teaching me the fear of the LORD! Praise God Almighty forever and ever!

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction." Proverbs 1:7

I forgot you even existed brah.
 
i remember trading cards with these dirty ass lil niggas (id say hood niggas but c'mon we was in 4th or 5th grade) for the neighborhood next door. my godbrother felt like one of them niggas stole his shyt and shyt got real as fuck, had parents outside and shyt, gettin lil homie to run his pockets

lol i was jus watchin cuz both sides was my ppl.
 
I went to catholic school for two years in middle school.

They did enough by themselves to make me dislike them. Parents ain't religious though.

But in New Orleans Catholic school education >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Public School educate
 
Knives Amilli;5099828 said:
Im just glad Dragonball Z never got on the Evangelical radar. That woulda been the last straw.

Really that still surprises me to this day. My parents NEVER heard about that shit. Its almost like niggas learned from how Pokemon got demonized that they just kept DBZ under wraps to prevent the same thing lol

my mama and daddy wouldnt have dared tried to deter me from DBZ. i probably wouldve cursed God after that SMH!

shyt they made sure they scheduled my extracurriculur AROUND 5pm to 530pm LMAO. I was NOT missing 5 seconds of that shyt. SMH @ 1 scene of that show taking a whole week to get through, niggas having full fledge conversations on the battle field floatin in the air n shyt, i was like "what the fuck, someone blast that nigga yo"
 
kai_valya;5099922 said:
we weren't allowed to watch the simpsons cuz my mom saw bart refer to his dad as homer once lol. i don't think that had much to do with religion tho, i think she thought we'd start doing that. we weren't allowed to trick or treat, or go to sleep overs or concerts. i couldn't go to school dances til high school (oddly tho, my youngest sister, the only one left at home is allowed to do all those things, my parents have def lightened up)

my aunt hated when we'd say things like oh lord, she'd always be like "it's allah, not lord" i think she thought lord was another name for jesus or something. besides that, our only real restrictions were what we could eat. we had to ask, is there pork in it? when ever anyone offered us food, no pop tarts, skittles, starburst, or anything with marshmallows in it. halal marshmallows taste gross lol

why no fruit candy?

 

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