Christian Parents ruin everything

[_Goldie_]

Not only Christian parents doggy, there´s parents like that for all religions. Believe it or not, christian parents are the most lenient.

 

[Knives Amilli]

Not only Christian parents doggy, there´s parents like that for all religions. Believe it or not, christian parents are the most lenient.

yea but christian parents are probably the most relevant and powerful example here in the states tho.

 

[konceptjones]

G. Craig Lewis has to be the worst of the hustler preachers. Here's a nigga that was an aspiring hip hop producer whos beats, apparently, nobody wanted, so he turned on the industry that rejected him and started spouting lies and nonsense like a bitter, jilted bitch. All the shit he's ever said has been debunked, but he still continues forward with his "message".

 

[Kat]

The only thing I feel like my Christian parents didn't handle correctly was sex ed.

Who cares about a Ouija board? I might have turned out emo with black nails and a dog collar or some shit.

 

[CapitalB]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

 

[konceptjones]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

 

[Kat]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

That isn't just black women.

My dad was a dog in his youth, now he's head deacon...wtf.

 

[CapitalB]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

my grandma is the worse!!!

she aint even hit 70 yet but she lives in that mu'fucka..

BUT GROWIN UP!?!? smoke.. drank.. every other word was nigga or muthafucka..

i mean i heard stories how she use to walk around wit a sawed off and hustle niggas in the pool hall when she was commin up..

now she married to a deacon. smmfh

but whats crazy is i grew up heavily religious despite them..

and now im not.. so we lookin at each other like we crazy. lol

 

[Matt-]

lol my dad would have slapped me for being associated with Pokemon or harry potter. and it would have had nothing to do with religion.

my parents are christian and never interfered with video games i played or going to trick or treat.

 

[Knives Amilli]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

my grandma is the worse!!!

she aint even hit 70 yet but she lives in that mu'fucka..

BUT GROWIN UP!?!? smoke.. drank.. every other word was nigga or muthafucka..

i mean i heard stories how she use to walk around wit a sawed off and hustle niggas in the pool hall when she was commin up..

now she married to a deacon. smmfh

but whats crazy is i grew up heavily religious despite them..

and now im not.. so we lookin at each other like we crazy. lol

See thats the thing brah....

All of that demonizing shit, all of that killing fun "in the name of god'''

All of that shit built up mad resentment at the church in me and spurred me on to find the facts about shit just to prove my mom wrong (which now I see she was lol).

Christian parents ironically prolly push more kids away by being buzzkills than keep em roped in.

 

[konceptjones]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

my grandma is the worse!!!

she aint even hit 70 yet but she lives in that mu'fucka..

BUT GROWIN UP!?!? smoke.. drank.. every other word was nigga or muthafucka..

i mean i heard stories how she use to walk around wit a sawed off and hustle niggas in the pool hall when she was commin up..

now she married to a deacon. smmfh

but whats crazy is i grew up heavily religious despite them..

and now im not.. so we lookin at each other like we crazy. lol

My grandmoms drank like crazy, hustled pool, cussin every other word, all kinda shit, she's 80 now and any time we talk on the phone, she always reminds me to go to church and say my prayers "God is good, he's listening to you...".

My moms wasn't out there like that, but church wasn't a big part of our lives (just Easter and Christmas really), now she's married to a pastor.

 

[dwade206]

Yeah because atheist parents are so much fun to be around!

 

[CapitalB]

@bossboo...so you dont think anyone can truly repent and be forgiven and turn over a new leaf? serious question

id have to be christian to believe that sir..

and that i am not..

 

[Matt-]

and i always thought kids who played with ouiji boards were lame. i don't know where my parents stood on that issue because it never came up.

only thing they really ruined was my ability to sleep in on sunday mornings

 

[Ajackson17]

I will be that religious parent, you young bucks need your mind right and on the things of Yahweh Elohim. Reluctant Hebrews!

 

[Matt-]

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lol my dad would have slapped me for watching pokemon. and it would have had nothing to do with religion.

lol, why, who didn't love pokemon

i loved that shit when i was younger, but that was when they just had 150 pokemon, the got like a thousand now, ain't nobody got time for that

well whatever i guess. but i wasn't into that fuck shit. and even if i was and my parents banned me from it, i doubt i'd look back at it and be like, "man, thats messed up what my parents did. imma go to hell before i believe in a God who doesn't like peekachew or whatever

 

[Kat]

lol my dad would have slapped me for being associated with Pokemon or harry potter. and it would have had nothing to do with religion.

my parents are christian and never interfered with video games i played or going to trick or treat.

Halloween was the Fall Festival at church.

No Pokeman, Simpsons, anything that may promote witchcraft, not even the Smurfs!

No type of secular music period, which got interesting when I started liking Rap and RnB, I found a copy of a Christian rap album by an artist called T-Bone on my bed one day.

My Keith Sweat single on cassette was infiltrated and promptly destroyed.

lol..what's crazy is how much they've loosened up in their old age.

 

[konceptjones]

how did I know that Ajack17 would be the one that would "wack" a truthful post of mine?

 

[CapitalB]

luckily my mom wasnt religious when i was growin up..

her old ass is now though.. she confuses me. lol

i think them Jehovah witnesses are the worst though..

look what it did to Michael..

ain't that how it usually works tho? Black women seem to gravitate towards the church the older they get. By the time they're 70, they're in church 4 times a week and twice on Sundays.

my grandma is the worse!!!

she aint even hit 70 yet but she lives in that mu'fucka..

BUT GROWIN UP!?!? smoke.. drank.. every other word was nigga or muthafucka..

i mean i heard stories how she use to walk around wit a sawed off and hustle niggas in the pool hall when she was commin up..

now she married to a deacon. smmfh

but whats crazy is i grew up heavily religious despite them..

and now im not.. so we lookin at each other like we crazy. lol

See thats the thing brah....

All of that demonizing shit, all of that killing fun "in the name of god'''

All of that shit built up mad resentment at the church in me and spurred me on to find the facts about shit just to prove my mom wrong (which now I see she was lol).

Christian parents ironically prolly push more kids away by being buzzkills than keep em roped in.

i see what u mean.. but that wasnt the case for me..

i basically raised myself.. my mom was too busy workin and goin to night school... and my pops workin two jobs to be roped from anything..

i basically did what i wanted growin up..

but i went to a christian elementary school after gettin expelled in public school when i was in 2nd grade..

so i grew up in church and use to preach to my parents oddly enough..

i didnt turn from the church until i got older.. in my mid 20s.. and my family started turnin to the church.. so now they look at me like im crazy cause i was the Bible thumper... and im lookin at them crazy cause they was the ones in the streets.. they think its jus a phase wit me... but they leave me alone about it now.. cause i goes the fuck off and they cant combat shit i say when i talk about the inaccuracies in the Bible..

they always say.. if people actually took the time to know the Bible.. they wouldnt follow it..

 

[Knives Amilli]

lol my dad would have slapped me for watching pokemon. and it would have had nothing to do with religion.

lol, why, who didn't love pokemon

i loved that shit when i was younger, but that was when they just had 150 pokemon, the got like a thousand now, ain't nobody got time for that

Kai the christian evangelicals got hip to it and things like what that guy says in the video started circulating in the black christian community. They especially screwed the face up at the concept of pokemon evolving, the "psychic" and magic present in the series and the East Asian spiritual and mystical concepts, references, and influences that alot of the pokemon embody (as if POKEMON WASN'T CREATED IN JAPAN).