Chick said her husband was shot by pirates?

[Will Munny]

Pirates was my favorite porno!

 

[birdcall89]

that hoe is full of shit.

Pirates was my favorite porno!

word, that shit was epic.

pirates 1>>>>>>>>>pirates 2 imo.

 

[kat2180]

I give it like 3 days before she fesses up.

She should get reduced time for the creative story though.

 

[MACPAT II]

This can go either way. Prior to this event people had already been warned to stay out of that lake due to Mexican pirates.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

This can go either way. Prior to this event people had already been warned to stay out of that lake due to Mexican pirates.

exactly....this is why its the perfect excuse....but prior to this no one was ever hurt...just robbed

 

[About$]

hey!... Divorces are expensive!

 

[King Erauno]

yeah she killed him...he probably at the bottom of the lake..for now. in about 3 days we'll see whats up

 

[Bussy_Getta]

hey!... Divorces are expensive!

real talk

thats why i just separated instead of divorced

 

[haute]

She was on the today show crying and shit

The Mexican authorities say they can't find any sign of what happened, no body or even a jetski

Oh

And she said one of pirates pointed a gun at her but decided to let her live

Idk

It doesn't sound right

 

[HustleThaDon]

lol Jack Sparrow killed her husband

 

[dj expanium]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

 

[blakfyahking]

best lie I heard in a minute

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

*side eye* like a mafucka.......

 

[playmaker88]

See yall niggas fuck around wih the wrong white woman............

 

[deeroc22]

Shouldnt have been fuckin around in Davey Jones' Locker........but yeah she prolly bought him some cement shoes or somethin

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Always trying to blame it on the Mexicans.

She needs more people cuz I aint believing dat. Fuck a marriage.

 

[texas409]

nigga please......

 

[Miami6]

i am asure she had another lover somewhere...i dont believe this shit at all

 

[DarcSkies]

hey!... Divorces are expensive!

BUt she's a bitch so she has no excuse really.

We'll eventually hear some bullshit ass sob story about how he was supposedly abusive and she was "trapped" in a dangerous relationship with a monster and it was her only way out blah blah blah.

 

[gh0st]

They was out on a jetski... how much loot/valuables do YOU carry on you when you jetski? no body no jet ski brawd was half ass crying on the morning show.....

Bitch PLEASE