- So this "dedication" thread for Chuck was made outta the blue.
BUT upon further review, things weren't as what they seem.
- Come to find out, it was actually a thread firing shots at Chuck by an unlikely poster...MzKB
- The IC reacted accordingly...
- Apparently s@@@ escalated in twitter it seems, when Chuck posted a pic of KB tellin the twitterans...tweeterians...man whatever they call themselves...and sayin "This is who I lost my man to."
- Not a wise decision.
- KB unleashes a scathing ether post calling out Chuck. (Page 1)
- She must be mind reader bcuz she predicted just about every one of Chuck's counteract responses.
- Responses like
"I look better than you"
"I get holla'd at daily"
"I'm a house
wifegirlfriend"
"I live on the beach"
"Post a pic...I'll wait"
"I wear a size 6"
"I'm actually white"...no wait.
- Bride chimed in as well.
- Stated KB should make the WHOOTIE HOOO...no it's BRRRRR...no that's not it. Ok it's GRRRROOOOWWL...man I forgot. It's some kinda call to Chuck where she know its her.
- Apparently it worked bcuz Chuck answered.
- Called KB a gorilla, and Bride an orangutan, and she don't got time for "ugly" bitches
*snaps fingers and rolls eyes*
- Stated she look better than her. Told her to post a pic. She gets holla'd at daily...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!
- Anyway they go back & forth. Chuck said she can takes KB's man.
- KB said her man seen Chuck and ask if he can have Pico instead.
- Chuck said she can suck the soul outta KB's man.
- KB's man jumped on and said Chuck was too dark skinned.
- More back & forth about looks and blah blah.
- Lindsey Lohan chimed in and thought this was a "Mean Girls" fan appreciation thread.
*random pic drop*
- Chuck again told KB to post a pic (umm even tho there's one on the 1st page)
- KB said "Aiight. I'll post a pic...
...DIZZAM!!!!
- IC reacted accordingly...
- I reacted accordingly...
followed by...
- Chuck stated yeah her man beat her azzz bcuz she wasn't light enough.
- Unsure where she goin with that comment.
- Then she stated she's driving a 2013 Audi...something. Proceeded to drop pic with Pico in the front.
- KB lol'd at the dealership tag still on the front, and said "Bitch plz. Holla at me when you OWN 3" and proceeded to drop not 1...not 2...but THREE Audi keys. With the car title.
- IC GOAT'd and gave KB dap...
-Chuck responded by droppin a pic of her title.
- Blakfyahking called Chuck out after reviewing her pic. Stated that was a "Bill Of Sale" and not a car title.
- He stated it was a LEASING paper. Er'go, she don't own nada.
- Chuck responded by sayin she lives by the beach...smh. I resigned as Chuck's E-beef trainer afterwards.
- She then wanted to dead the beef with KB.
- KB said "Naw I'm good", dropped the mic, and walked off.
- Darx and EasyAce
caped offered their own opinions about the two women.
- Those two went back & forth...thread killed. Smh
- Khaleesi fired shots at Chuck to, but forgot what she said. Something about Chuck's feet stink, but still wanted Chuck to babysit next Friday.
- Other posters chimed and went back & forth with Darx.
- Aqua and PR went at it.
- Kat dropped her 2 cents and almost got shot for jumpin into black folks bizness.
- My ribs turned out good yesterday. Y'all bitches missed out.
- Kai is still fasting, but was seen at Auntie Mae's Chicken Shack wit a fried pork chop in her mout.
- Pico's pussy taste like frosted cinnamon rolls. I needed a glass of milk when I was eating it.
- Sanchez got cut from the Yugoslavian swim team.
- Conflict opened a gay club in Atlanta called "Glitter Dreams".
- Bride, Top, and MissK are laying next to me in my bed sleeping. They snore. I'm furious.
- ThirdEyeFive's contract with my recaps is up next month. Unsure if I wanna renew it and sign another poster.
- This recap is 100% fact.
- My interview for a mod position went well. Thanks ThatDamnJay and GrouchyGreg for your time.
- Can someone PLEASE upload a gif from last week's episode of "Power" where Naturi's chocolate azzz was BUCKED NAKED in the shower?
- Ok I'm done. F@@@ you, pay me.
THA END BITCHES