Canibus Vs, Dizazster....

[yeah i rap so don't]

Parody by Rap Is A Joke
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[NothingButTheTruth]

NBTT is really short-sighted and unintelligent. I get his point, it just doesn't make sense logically and seems to be racially motivated which is ALWAYS A FUCKING JOKE.

Aren't you the guy who made the threads saying 100+ emcees are better than Jadakiss? Yeah, your opinion is void when it comes to Hip-Hop.

How are you going to jock these wackass underground battle rap losers who would die for a chance to get signed, over a proven emcee in Jadakiss?

Jada's paid his dues, and proven himself with verse after verse.

"If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack"

 

[yeah i rap so don't]

NBTT is really short-sighted and unintelligent. I get his point, it just doesn't make sense logically and seems to be racially motivated which is ALWAYS A FUCKING JOKE.

Aren't you the guy who made the threads saying 100+ emcees are better than Jadakiss? Yeah, your opinion is void when it comes to Hip-Hop.

How are you going to jock these wackass underground battle rap losers who would die for a chance to get signed, over a proven emcee in Jadakiss?

Jada's paid his dues, and proven himself with verse after verse.

"If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack"

Refer to my thread for your retort, because it was answered before you asked smart guy.

P.S I like some of their songs, but while watching a battle it is not about their songs...but I do not think you understand the concept. LOL @ my opinion being void for not liking one rapper while I have the ability to name over 100 rappers that I listen to. That right there, proves my opinion being void is a crock of shit. Peace little man.

 

[guess_whos_back]

"No Wonder you disappeared, I coulda told the world

You get your lyrics from the internet

Then spit 'em word for word

Like you really a rap vet, How you take metaphors from books

And put 'em in your rhyme, and how you really from Canada

And you been frontin' all this time

I heard your second album, that shit is garbage too

LL Cool J and I did this to you

On that note he said

"Yo L, you the man", I said peace, one love

And Drove off in the Lex Land" [LL Cool J]

 

[loch121]

ON Another Note Canibus is the biggest joke right now in hiphop....

When respected and dope MC's like

Slaughterhouse

Saigon

Mad Skillz

Vakill

Immortal Technique

etc are clowing you its wrap

again them 'slaugter' house LOSERZ cant clown nobody cuz they is SLAVEZ pickin cotton fa a cracka on a shady plantation...


^ lol@ cnn just callin joe budden YELA WOLF cuz nobody givez a fuk about them they should b ashamed lettin they massah dress them down n SHADY GEAR

Here we go again.

 

[loch121]

I'm glad Bis cleared that up.I can understand blood sucking agents from the dark world kidnapping you.Explains everything

 

[water ur seeds]

"No Wonder you disappeared, I coulda told the world

You get your lyrics from the internet

Then spit 'em word for word

Like you really a rap vet, How you take metaphors from books

And put 'em in your rhyme, and how you really from Canada

And you been frontin' all this time

I heard your second album, that shit is garbage too

LL Cool J and I did this to you

On that note he said

"Yo L, you the man", I said peace, one love

And Drove off in the Lex Land" [LL Cool J]

'I coulda told the world how your label hates your guts,

And how Me and Wyclef got together to set you up,

How they gave you half your budget, dont believe Me look it up,

Your A&R promotion ni**as they help Me set up,

I hate to Be responsible for destroying your career'

Cold

 

[water ur seeds]

I'm glad Bis cleared that up.I can understand blood sucking agents from the dark world kidnapping you.Explains everything

them blood sucking agents from the dark world are a bastard

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Hating on Dizaster got nothing to do with he looking or being white at least on my part....Eyedea, Iron Solomon, Justice all white would destroy this dude...

His battle rhyme style is fucking wack plain and simple.

Eyedea and Iron Solomon have been ducking him and Justice is dope...he would beat all of them...easily

Eyedea is dead RIP while Alive he would shit on Diz.. Iron Solomon IMO would destroy Dizaster... and Justice would give hima run for his money..and I stand by earlier statement.... Supernatural, Graig G, Ju-ICE would destroy this guy.

Dizaster is basically Saurus



and iron Solomon did this to Saurus... so ya

mediocre white battle rapper at best.


but you take the best jew/white rapper vs one of the best black hood rappers you get ...


Knowledge.

 

[yeah i rap so don't]

Hating on Dizaster got nothing to do with he looking or being white at least on my part....Eyedea, Iron Solomon, Justice all white would destroy this dude...

His battle rhyme style is fucking wack plain and simple.

Eyedea and Iron Solomon have been ducking him and Justice is dope...he would beat all of them...easily

Eyedea is dead RIP while Alive he would shit on Diz.. Iron Solomon IMO would destroy Dizaster... and Justice would give hima run for his money..and I stand by earlier statement.... Supernatural, Graig G, Ju-ICE would destroy this guy.

Dizaster is basically Saurus



and iron Solomon did this to Saurus... so ya

mediocre white battle rapper at best.


but you take the best jew/white rapper vs one of the best black hood rappers you get ...


Knowledge.

Dizaster really isn't Thesaurus at all and battles go differently all of the time. You can have Iron and Math battle again and the results may be totally different in the mind of everyone. I see what you did, but ti just doesn't hold any weight here bro.

 

[GeE-757]

Here we go again.

wat do u mean herr we go again??? that is da truth them 4 loserz cant clown nobody cuz they need a WHITE BOY 2 sell they cant sell on they own cuz if they was SOLO wit no cracka SHADY stamp on da back of they album they would all da BIZ NUMBERZ! imean just look @ 'slaugter' house on CNN dress;d down n they MASSAHZ SHADY GEAR they r fukin SLAVEZ thatz y CNN clown;d da hell outta joe budden & call';d him YELA WOLF! LOLLLLLLL

 

[juan travolta]

are you faggot or a faggot magnet lmao. that video is fucking hilarious.

 

[cobbland]

Canibus Verses Fully Transcribed

Fromhttp://canibuscentral.ihiphop.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=81518

Canibus Rd. 1

Those look like Tom Cruise mom's shoes

Soaked in some nasty ass wonton soup

you bout to lose

What you got to prove?

Yea? Who you gon rap circles around?

Turn around, cuz you aint allowed to worship the crown

You look like a dead bird on the ground

Wit ya bones exposed, this is ya funeral services now

This is ya death Diz, pour it out, pass it around

I laugh at ya style, the wise owl laughs at the crowd

Pound for pound? I clip ya wings, lift your ass off the ground

Throw you in the air, crash you in the clouds!

Slaughterhouse? What the fuck is you talking about?

I brought enough rhymes to snuff all four of them out

I bet you hang out with Elton John in Lebanon

When Eminem's gone, so both of yall can make feminine blogs!

You must be smokin', hope in an opium pipe, if you think you gon' win tonight

Yea right, these people came to see a fight!

I'ma fuck you up in this battle royal, yea dawg

I'ma make you not wanna ever rap no more

Cuz you cheatin!

You know you in agreement with demons, you suckin semen!

You really think that's air that you breathin?

You dirty fucking scumbag trashbag of scum

You look like a vampire that drinks faggot blood

And you gonna catch that fade, baby

The streets is watching like Jay-Z

I squeeze ya IV till you sit up and face me!

You crazy, ya EKG beepin' like you lazy

Fuck you, pay me, or donate it to Haiti

To be here today, I had to hypnotize myself

But it's impossible to lie to myself

Look at him! It's like I'm standing beside myself

He bit my whole fucking style

I got MMA niggas in the crowd, I should make them whoop yo ass right now

Ayo hood niggas! Whats good nigga?

(something) battle you in the woods around trees and ninjas

Battle rap 20 degrees colder in the winter

In the summer I'm sizzler, roll you up like rizzlers

Toss you a thousand bars nigga, tell you to bench it

Then I battle you again, just to see if you meant it

Look at the people on the rooftop, the people on the fences

You came here healthy, you gon leave here injured

Real gladiators gotta bleed in the trenches

Go ahead Diz, do ya famous Slim Shady impression

Bring 5'9 in the session, I teach all 3 of you a lesson

I spit real rap shit, you spit pop shit, no question

Dizaster and his fans a bunch of bitches

You know I'm hardcore, I showed up with stitches!

C'mon Diz, now you know you in over ya head

When there's people in the crowd that memorize battle rhymes I said

I'll battle you in the flesh, I'll battle you on the net

I'll battle you over the phone, you can call me colect

I'll battle you for respect

I'll battle you over a blank check

I'll battle you with a gun to my neck

I'll battle you over the toilet with my dick out

I'll battle you juggling a hand grenade with the pin out

In a stolen car with the fin number ripped out

Drinking a Guiness Stout

doing a 360 spinout.

You already know, I look like Riddick, out the slam

You a arabic Peter Pan lookin' out for the clan

C'mon fam, you know the big bad wolf eat the lamb

I'm a tiger with infinite stripes, you Tucan Sam

Damn! You know cocaine's a helluva drug

Made this dumbfuck wanna battle Can-I-Bus

I told this nigga! I'm takin' yo ass to Dizneyland

I'm a piss in ya mouth, while you shittin ur pants

And while the lyrics enhanced, my fans gonna shit on your fans!

I'm glad you a battle thug

The big bad wolf gonna drink a glass of your blood

I'll use your skin for a fuckin prayer rug!

I'll destroy you, I hated you the first time I saw you

Mothafuckas like you get buried for being loyal

I'm ashamed of hiphop for even praising you

You don't exist before Youtube cuz you ain't really paid no dues

You make me sick!

You get respect for saying stupid shit

Ya fans are clueless, they think you got juice & shit

Every time you in the Atlanta Eddy Long is your pastor

You a rug trader traitor, a fake gold jewelry chain maker

A slum dog millionaire's neighbor

I'm a Jamaican assassin, You a Dizaster waitin' to happen

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper napkin

I jumped out my momma pussy, you fell out ya mother booty all wiggly

Covered in humus, all filthy

Yo I'ma let the world know the truth, you don't want me to shine

You study my rhymes, then you laid your vocals after mine

That's a bitch move, something that Dizaster would do

You say you the best battler in the world? You ain't telling the truth!

You studied my background, ain't no book that I wrote

Ain't no footnotes, ya style is one big joke

From DNA, to Arsonal, to KOTD

Now you wanna fuck wit me? You must be crazy

I'm a apex predator, you a battle rap degenerate

Tryna gain leverage from a high fructose beverage

 

[Lab Baby]

I know it's kinda late (haven't been online in forever)... but that battle was a disaster (pun intended). And not cuz Diz was better or Bis choked or whatever. But Bis openly admitting he can't rock a crowd live and can only be technical pretty much sealed the deal for me where he stand in hip hop and against LL. LL was a live party rockin battle MC. Not the most technical, not the craziest punchlines or whatever you expect from these new cats. But LL can/will turn a crowd against you, and make it look entertaining. Bis don't stand a chance in hell against LL doing what he did against Diz.

And for the battleheads in the know, Diz often gets criticized for screaming and being overly theatrical. What they don't realize is that he's putting on a show. So whether Diz is in KOTD battling dudes like Arcane or Bender, or in SMACK battlin Aye Verb and Arsonal, expect him to put up the best performance, whether he wins or loses. Back to Bis/LL, Bis has proven time and time again rap isn't the profession for him. If he wanted to drop knowledge, he should've been a teacher. Don't talk down on people that wanna be entertained, then get mad when a real entertainer shits on you.

 

[jono]

"Look over ya shoulder nigga that's where you headed"-LL

Where did Canibus go? Backwards...LL was right.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

guess Bus wasnt talkin about eating mc's when he spat that homo line

"But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"

 

[Lab Baby]

guess Bus wasnt talkin about eating mc's when he spat that homo line

"But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"

Ironically, in that battle he said something along the lines of "what's with your infatuation with eatin rappers asses"?

 

[moedays]

LL wasn't/isn't no slouch on the battling tip. He came up in the era where you had to have "skills" on the mic or you weren't getting heard, not TV shows or You tube vids. You had to have actual TALENT.

 

[NothingButTheTruth]

LMAO @ comparing Bis in 2012 to Bis in his PRIME. Really?

Also lol @ trying to downplay a legend. Bruh, LL will slaughter 99% of the emcees DOA in a battle. Dude was just that nice on the battling tip and as an emcee.

Like moedays said, LL came from the era where everyone was nice. Kane, Rakim, G-Rap, KRS, Chuck D etc. All of these guys are the real deal.

 

[nujerz84]

Bis was holding his own till he forgot his shit..