Canibus "Conspiracy Worldwide Interview"

[Idiopathic Joker]

When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows
tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed (yeah, word up)
The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers
You hold the rusty swords I swing the Excalibur
How dare you step up in my dimension
Your little ass should be somewher cryin on detention
Watch your mouth better yet hold your tongue
I'ma do this shit for free this time this one's for fun
Blow you to pieces, leave you covered in feces
with one thesis ("LL Cool J is hard")
Every little boy wanna pick up the mic
and try to run with the big boys and live up to the real hype
But that's like pickin up a ball, playin with Mike
Swingin at Ken Griffey or challengin Roy to a fight
Snappin, you ameteur MC's
Don't you know I'm like the Dream Team tourin overseas
For rappers in my circle I'm a deadly disease
Ringmaster, bringin a tiger cub to his knees (uhh)
In the history of rap they've never seen such prominence
Your naive confidence gets crushed by my dominance (word up)
Now let's get back to this mic on my arm
If it ever left my side it'd transform into a time bomb
You don't wanna borrow that, you wanna idolize
And you don't wanna make me mad nigga you wanna socalize
And I'm daring every MC in the game
to play yourself out position, and mention my name
I make a rhyme for every syllable in your name
Go platinum for every time your grimy ass was on the train
Watch your mouth don't ever step out of line
LL Cool J nigga, greatest of all time

 

[cobbland]

When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows

tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed (yeah, word up)

The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers

You hold the rusty swords I swing the Excalibur

How dare you step up in my dimension

Your little ass should be somewher cryin on detention

Watch your mouth better yet hold your tongue

I'ma do this shit for free this time this one's for fun

Blow you to pieces, leave you covered in feces

with one thesis ("LL Cool J is hard")

Every little boy wanna pick up the mic

and try to run with the big boys and live up to the real hype

But that's like pickin up a ball, playin with Mike

Swingin at Ken Griffey or challengin Roy to a fight

Snappin, you ameteur MC's

Don't you know I'm like the Dream Team tourin overseas

For rappers in my circle I'm a deadly disease

Ringmaster, bringin a tiger cub to his knees (uhh)

In the history of rap they've never seen such prominence

Your naive confidence gets crushed by my dominance (word up)

Now let's get back to this mic on my arm

If it ever left my side it'd transform into a time bomb

You don't wanna borrow that, you wanna idolize

And you don't wanna make me mad nigga you wanna socalize

And I'm daring every MC in the game

to play yourself out position, and mention my name

I make a rhyme for every syllable in your name

Go platinum for every time your grimy ass was on the train

Watch your mouth don't ever step out of line

LL Cool J nigga, greatest of all time

LL doesn't even rap anymore!

[Canibus]

Calling all dogs, calling all dogs //

Be on the look out for a big homo nigga with dimples //

And I'ma let y'all know something, it ain't just start here //

We've been preying on that ass since, 'Jack the Ripper' //

And now its time to Rip the Jacker //

[Canibus]

No rapper could rap quite like I can //

You know who the fuck I am, I'm the Canibus man //

I had to rock to a beat like this, to show you //

That I'm iller than the future, the present, and the old you //

I told you, wish you could take it all back don't you? //

Tried to smoke some cannabis, but Canibus smoked you //

Calling yourself the greatest is something you don't do //

Cause after I humiliate you, what will the G.O.A.T. do //

You can't rap, or act my main man //

You going to end up as an intern, working for Def Jam //

See you was never bad enough to battle with Canibus //

You out of luck, I crushed you the minute I got tatted up //

And every lie you told just added up, cause you wasn't man enough //

To be fair, but I'm mad a fuck and I've had enough //

Jack the ripper Ima rip the jacker //

Rape a rapper, with a classic from his own masters //

You're dead //

[Canibus]

There's a rumor going around that I got dropped //

Two hundred thousand albums sold at ten dollars a pop //

Three hundred thousand albums were shipped, you do the math //

That's three million in three months, so kiss my ass //

All these magazines tried to steamroll me to death //

But guess what? the G.O.A.T. ain't platinum and neither is 'Clef //

And I'm still here, despite of all that shit them niggas said //

The skinny kid, the music industry's guinea pig //

Tighter then ever, world's chief mic wrecker //

Tougher then reverend run's mutha fucking leather //

I'm hardcore, cum shot right in your wife's face //

You soft porn, you held hands on the first date //

See when you was making records like 'I need love' //

Your homie Cornell was giving it to you up the butt //

Plus I heard Simone was the high school slut //

And she learned how to fuck before she knew how to cuss //

Nigga your dead //

[Canibus]

You married a slut, and had kids with her to cover up your hustle //

You and your man Russell made a better couple //

Your probably mad as fuck, wondering where I got the information from //

Your being watched even when you take a dump //

Its impossible to front, you can't hide //

The chairs at your label got ears and the walls got eyes //

You livin one big lie, the world just don't know //

You take a polygraph test, that shit would probably explode //

The truth is Mr. Smith you got a fucked up attitude //

God knows that I pity your fans for backing you //

Yo, this be the realest shit I ever wrote //

You should change your mutha fucking name from G.O.A.T. to G.L.O.A.T. //

The Greatest Liar Of All Time that cannot rhyme //

That cannot shine as long as I'm alive //

Your prime ended eight months before ninety-nine //

And that microphone on your arm will always be mine //

Nigga your dead //

[Canibus]

I told you to leave it alone, but you was too stubborn //

Now your in a world where the hunter becomes the hunted //

Your wife is scared cause she don't want to lose a husband //

And somebody keeps paging you putting four, three, two, one in //

You can't sleep at night thinking about the drama //

Shit stains all up in your Phat Farm pyjamas //

Even FUBU gear looks hot, until it touches you //

Probably because your Father Undoubtedly Butt-fucked U //

Mama said knock who out? I'll punch that bitch in the mouth //

Cause she don't know what she talking about //

Ay yo, do me a favor when you see your ghostwriters //

Tell them the rhymes they wrote for you should have been a lot tighter //

You could have asked me, I'll write you some lines //

I'll do anything for the Greatest Loser Of All Time //

You still dripping with wack juice, 'cause you wack nigga //

If you want the last word you can have it, I'm still iller //

You're dead //

 

[ustreet_monsta]

For the record LL lost to Canibus.

Even without getting blackballed Bis fucked his own career up by making wack songs.

 

[cobbland]

For the record LL lost to Canibus.

Even without getting blackballed Bis fucked his own career up by making wack songs.

Name them all.

 

[nujerz84]

Name them all.

C True Hollywood Stories the entire album Bis admit it to being wack... arguably one of worst reviewed hiphop albums in years.

 

[ustreet_monsta]

Name them all.

Almost everything on his 1st album other than Buckingham Palace, the joint with Free, and 2nd Round K.O.

2000 BC was dope.

Most of C Tru Hollywood Stories, except that whole different life in LA joint.

Mic Club had some great stuff on it.

After that I stopped checking for him on the regular. Its too many other artists out there with consistency. I'm not big on lists and all that other bs that overtook hip hop. I just want albums that I can play front to back.

I've heard good things about his last 2 projects, but havent had the time to check for em yet.

 

[nujerz84]

Mic Club to me is the best Bis Album...just for ALlied Meta FOrces alone imo

 

[cobbland]

Almost everything on his 1st album other than Buckingham Palace, the joint with Free, and 2nd Round K.O.

2000 BC was dope.

Most of C Tru Hollywood Stories, except that whole different life in LA joint.

Mic Club had some great stuff on it.

After that I stopped checking for him on the regular. Its too many other artists out there with consistency. I'm not big on lists and all that other bs that overtook hip hop. I just want albums that I can play front to back.

I've heard good things about his last 2 projects, but havent had the time to check for em yet.

Alright, respect that.

 

[antarticp]

IMO C of Tranquility was dope... but dude never mastered the business side of hiphop...

and he never will if he doesnt give a lil dudes be baggin me up when they are failing and be like its cause i dont be brown nosing ... thats someone taking the whole following protocol ./ politics to a whole other level ... just cause they dont wanna own up to issues with dealing with people .... u can tell bis isnt a people person based off his interviews ..... half the time is seems like bis is screaming @ dude or getting aggressive towards him ......... on this one he is obviously emoitional about the sitatuions hes been thru ... but ive seen him act like this on basic interviews ... i remember when him keith murray were working on a project together and during the interview bis was coming off the same way ... he'll be having u thinkin that he wants to fight ........

 

[nujerz84]

and he never will if he doesnt give a lil dudes be baggin me up when they are failing and be like its cause i dont be brown nosing ... thats someone taking the whole following protocol ./ politics to a whole other level ... just cause they dont wanna own up to issues with dealing with people .... u can tell bis isnt a people person based off his interviews ..... half the time is seems like bis is screaming @ dude or getting aggressive towards him ......... on this one he is obviously emoitional about the sitatuions hes been thru ... but ive seen him act like this on basic interviews ... i remember when him keith murray were working on a project together and during the interview bis was coming off the same way ... he'll be having u thinkin that he wants to fight ........

lol I noticed that too...

 

[Gee_has_hot_picture]

how are you denying he went to army, theres videos and pictures of it.

u dont go from a millionaire(at least had 500k+) to joining the army unless you fell off lol.

 

[NothingButTheTruth]

So dropping three albums in one year is his way of avoiding relevancy???

Where the videos at? Interviews? How is the average hip-hop fan suppose to know when his new shit is coming out? He needs to do more to make himself relevant. Maybe he can reach out to some of the rappers in the Wu and do some shit with them. From what I heard he's suppose to be cool with them.

... All in all, don't say he's been blackballed and what not, when he did the shit to himself. He dissed LL, probably the biggest artist during that time, fucking up his fan base. Then he releases albums with wack beats and scientific conspiracy-type lyrics.

He did it to himself. Now he needs to do whatever it takes to make himself relevant, so he can continue to make money off of his talent.

 

[icame4wo]

i just peeped this, wow. i loved the way he went in on dj premier. n/h he destroyed him and he deserved it. premier and alot of others think they can do and say what they want then play the legend card. premier was way out of line. in fact i statred to wonder since we know that guru was gay, maybe premier is as well? can i say that? lol anway, canibus confirmed what i already suspected in that there is some sort of conspiracy against him. i guess when you go against a powerful force like def jam there will be repercussions. canibus had been said that ll and russell simmons was gay too. after pimp c said russell was gay.......... anyway, he had some good points but overall i dont really give a damn about hip hop like that. why should i? to some its a religion of sorts but not to me. hip hop has never put food in my stomach, clothed me or put money in my pocket. i'm damn sure not about to die over this ish either. i'll go a step further and say that it has given me this attitude. while these rappers keep asking where are the parents at, in my case they were gone and hip hop was there. needless to say it aint teach me respect, respect of my elders and all of that. i'm just as cynical and uncompassionate as the rest of them. you damn right i'm going to dismiss your album after i download it for free, i dont care how long it took you to write and record it yo. i know if pac and biggie was here that's what they would want. a i 'm crazy and i don't give a fuck attitude. sarcasm? maybe, maybe not.

 

[cobbland]

Where the videos at? Interviews? How is the average hip-hop fan suppose to know when his new shit is coming out? He needs to do more to make himself relevant. Maybe he can reach out to some of the rappers in the Wu and do some shit with them. From what I heard he's suppose to be cool with them.

... All in all, don't say he's been blackballed and what not, when he did the shit to himself. He dissed LL, probably the biggest artist during that time, fucking up his fan base. Then he releases albums with wack beats and scientific conspiracy-type lyrics.

He did it to himself. Now he needs to do whatever it takes to make himself relevant, so he can continue to make money off of his talent.

When he does interviews, some people automatically write him off, without giving a second thought to the material on the new album.

Every time his name is mentioned, someone brings up the "beefs" he's been in, yet nobody really mentions that he is responding to stuff others started.

LL started that shit between them. Even Red and Meth say he took those lines out of context. "Red where the squad at, Meth where the Gods at, L, is that a mic on your arm, let me borrow that."

Em started that shit between them. Premo bad mouths him after Bis performs a tribute concert to Guru, and Royce and Joe pop off and join in.

What would you do in those situations?

He can come off as hyper aggressive, as he did in the current interview, but looking at what has happened in the past couple of months, I don't blame him.

And if the Harry Fox Agency is purposely underreporting his album sales, then that "conspiracy" is real.

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[just.might.b.ok]

Canibus sounds upset.
if he hadnt been a dick to eminem 10 years ago, shit would be totally different now.
so much for a HRMN / SH collab, smh.

 

[cobbland]

Canibus sounds upset.

if he hadnt been a dick to eminem 10 years ago, shit would be totally different now.

so much for a HRMN / SH collab, smh.

So he should crawl on his hands and knees and apologize to Em to get recognition now???

I guess people forgot when Royce had a falling out with Em, and the disses between he and D-12. Radio stations in Detroit weren't even playing Royce's music.

 

[real_hh_rep]

I quited checking for him after Rip The Jacker, which was his last and best effort to date. Every album he made after that, sounded all the same.

 

[just.might.b.ok]

So he should crawl on his hands and knees and apologize to Em to get recognition now???

I guess people forgot when Royce had a falling out with Em, and the disses between he and D-12. Radio stations in Detroit weren't even playing Royce's music.

Lol, he could have tried, you know, not dissin him after he refused making a feature on Phuk U

 

[7thwardslim]

After listening......i must say Can-I-Bus is dead right........the nigga is hands down the most lyrical nigga to touch the mic.......im still dumbfounded how dude name is not brought up in Top 10......or at least Top 20....... i mean the nigga is fucking lyrical genius........ im stepping up to the plate for the Can-Man.....i know a few youngster really have no idea

of the history but man.....just shit just youtube the nigga.....but much respect to all he said........i have new a respect for the dude.......his situation is a lil twisted....but hip hop shitted on Can-Man......this is why lyricism is so poor.....niggas didnt want Can-I-Bus at that top stop.......becuz shit......seriously.....Lyrically aint a nigga on the face of this planet seeing dude............I dont know if he didnt just have that "IT Factor"..... but far as rappin just grabbin a mic and going.......hands down Can-I-Bus one of the best to ever do it......

 

[icame4wo]

so what's his behind going to do if sh decide they still want to go at him? they are suppose to be recording with eminem this week right? i hope they all go at him, i'm not for this peace talk, i want war.