"Can you hold my bag?"

[S2J]

S2 pipe down and hold this MFn bag.

Ha

Soon as you bag back and hold this pipe.

 

[FourEfil]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

Really? I think you and I both know my assessment was right .

No you and I both don't know because I don't think it's that serious. If I'm going to try to assert my authority over you, I'm going to use this good vagina that I have to get the job done. Fuck a handbag.

Vagina is not special

 

[blackrain]

this is why usually i only have a small clutch i can wear hanging off my wrist. i don't like anyone holding my purse

The bold would make more sense and is more of a reason why I'd probably say "no" to holding the purse vs feeling like it's an attack on my masculinity. Shit that defies logic annoys me and I'd be slightly annoyed at the lack of forethought of "I'm going shopping, maybe I shouldn't carry a purse as big as a piece of luggage like i'm travelling while I'm out shopping so I can carry my stuff". The whole marking your territory shit that some dudes say though was always stupid to me because it's not really hard to tell if two people are together if you see them out in public. Holding a purse for all of 5 seconds won't really change that lol

 

[Iheart~Cali]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

Really? I think you and I both know my assessment was right .

No you and I both don't know because I don't think it's that serious. If I'm going to try to assert my authority over you, I'm going to use this good vagina that I have to get the job done. Fuck a handbag.

Vagina is not special

Mine is. The moment I climax it shoots out rainbows and glitter.

 

[NIKE...]

I don't give a shit..I hold her bag this morning, she's cuffing my ball sac this evening..

Seems fair to me

 

[FourEfil]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

Really? I think you and I both know my assessment was right .

No you and I both don't know because I don't think it's that serious. If I'm going to try to assert my authority over you, I'm going to use this good vagina that I have to get the job done. Fuck a handbag.

Vagina is not special

Mine is. The moment I climax it shoots out rainbows and glitter.

 

[Dupac]

this has been the source of many of my "asshole" moments.....depending on how i feel i may or may not hold it, but just because i was asked.....and annoyed by the request, i make it my immediate intrest to annoy and antagonize the fuck outta you for my own entertainment directly afterwards....

yes i'm that petty....i know it's counterproductive, but who cares....what's a little irritation between life partners

 

[Rubato Garcia]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

Really? I think you and I both know my assessment was right .

No you and I both don't know because I don't think it's that serious. If I'm going to try to assert my authority over you, I'm going to use this good vagina that I have to get the job done. Fuck a handbag.

Vagina is not special

Mine is. The moment I climax it shoots out rainbows and glitter.

You might wanna get that checked out

 

[HafBayked]

nah i'll help you do whatever u trying to do with your hands, why u cant hold this shit....

hang that bitch around your neck or sumn.....

if i absolutely have to ima stand there lookin mad as shit for no reason...

 

[A1000MILES]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

Really? I think you and I both know my assessment was right .

No you and I both don't know because I don't think it's that serious. If I'm going to try to assert my authority over you, I'm going to use this good vagina that I have to get the job done. Fuck a handbag.

Vagina is not special

Mine is. The moment I climax it shoots out rainbows and glitter.

 

[Purr]

i have a backpack.

 

[Crude_]

I don't want to hold the bag I won't I don't put much thought to it other than that.

 

[Markus Garvey]

Why can't it simply be put on the floor for a moment?

That's bad luck.

And places like baseball stadiums and theaters have sticky floors.

 

[DarcSkies]

You're over-thinking it. It's not that serious. We don't have some complex power struggle scheme in mind. If we need the use of both hands or arms, we'll ask the person we're with to hold our purse for a second. No more no less. I had no idea men took it so serious. Women certainly don't.

^^^ Beats her Husband

i have a backpack.

^^^ with liquor in it im sure.

 

[BabyBugatti]

you mean to hold it the whole time?

my ex been holding my bag, shoes slipping, hold my purse lemme fix that.

skirt riding up, hold my purse lemme fix that, re applying lipgloss hold my purse lemme do this

relax my nig

 

[keez.]

I'll perhaps hold it for a moment when Wifey gets out of the car, but not for 30 minutes while she shops [-( . Secondly, I normally look at it and think "Why the fuck is it so big and all you keep in it is bubblegum, tampons, nail clippers and your money". The size of her bag looks like you could stash an Uzi there...

 

[Bussy_Getta]

i have a backpack.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I just take it and place it on the floor. She hates it.