Can we all agree that The flash is the lamest superhero ever

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Broddie;7368644 said:
Kameron!;7364580 said:
still manages to get beat by the Rogues

Because the Rogues have abilities and weapons that specifically target Flash's connection to the speed force. That's like calling Spider-Man a jobber because the Sinister Six puts in work against him.

Not really. There are members of the six who are on par or more powerful than Spidey
 
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Broddie;7373036 said:
Well DC characters are just modern surrogates for greek gods [Superman (Zeus), Aquaman (Poseidon), Batman (Hades), Wonder Woman (Athena), Flash (Hermes), Green Lantern (Apollo)] and have always been written that way so naturally they'd be in a higher tier than your average Marvel in terms of powerset.

RE: Namor though.

Namor also has Hulk level strength in the ocean. He gets weaker outside of water but even then still stronger than most. So in terms of raw physical strength he is indeed superior to Aquaman. The problem with him is that he's also hot headed and arrogant while Aquaman is a more reserved tactician so he could easily capitalize on Namor's rage many times over with any of the other abilities he has that Namor lacks (Ie: his telepathy and hydrokinesis).

namor other weakness is rubbing alcohol. anybody remember that 7 little supeheros episode of spiderman and his amazing friends when he dived into a pool of it thinking it was water? lol.
 
All I know is I would knock Aquaman the fuck out if I was a villain.I'd laugh in his face if he showed up like he a "real" superhero lol,
 
Aquaman can't use telekinesis on Atlanteans and he isnt a fucking hydrokinetic. You talking that shit like you the only nigga reading. I have read every aquaman issue. Namor is way less powerful than aquaman. He isnt stronger either.
 
evoljeanyes;7374495 said:
Aquaman can't use telekinesis on Atlanteans and he isnt a fucking hydrokinetic. You talking that shit like you the only nigga reading. I have read every aquaman issue. Namor is way less powerful than aquaman. He isnt stronger either.

You have read every Aquaman issue yet conveniently forget the 4 years worth of comics where Aquaman had hydrokinesis thanks to his enchanted water hand. Ok bub. Aquaman has also had hydrokinesis in media adaptations like Batman The Brave & The Bold and it's respective comics line.

And yes Namor is physically stronger than Aquaman. Aquaman has more powers though.
 
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He can flood every landmass and chill in the depths of the ocean if a nigga got problem with it

Batman is the lamest. (Wouldn't have said this two years ago) fuck batman and all his stans
 
Also Aquaman could telepathically disrupt any being with a basal ganglia which is something that Namor has. How can you have read "every aquaman issue" and not know that?

Even Peter David took this into account when he wrote his immensely stupid Aquaman Vs. Namor scenario back in the late 90's.
 
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jaxn;7373065 said:
Broddie;7368644 said:
Kameron!;7364580 said:
still manages to get beat by the Rogues

Because the Rogues have abilities and weapons that specifically target Flash's connection to the speed force. That's like calling Spider-Man a jobber because the Sinister Six puts in work against him.

Not really. There are members of the six who are on par or more powerful than Spidey

Same principle applies with The Flash.
 
Broddie;7374940 said:
jaxn;7373065 said:
Broddie;7368644 said:
Kameron!;7364580 said:
still manages to get beat by the Rogues

Because the Rogues have abilities and weapons that specifically target Flash's connection to the speed force. That's like calling Spider-Man a jobber because the Sinister Six puts in work against him.

Not really. There are members of the six who are on par or more powerful than Spidey

Same principle applies with The Flash.

eh, i don't know about all that. Flash is top tier with a rogues gallery that consists of mostly below top tier characters. I don't think that's the same as the sinister six and spiderman
 
jaxn;7375163 said:
Broddie;7374940 said:
jaxn;7373065 said:
Broddie;7368644 said:
Kameron!;7364580 said:
still manages to get beat by the Rogues

Because the Rogues have abilities and weapons that specifically target Flash's connection to the speed force. That's like calling Spider-Man a jobber because the Sinister Six puts in work against him.

Not really. There are members of the six who are on par or more powerful than Spidey

Same principle applies with The Flash.

eh, i don't know about all that. Flash is top tier with a rogues gallery that consists of mostly below top tier characters. I don't think that's the same as the sinister six and spiderman

Sometimes I think you're just contrarian for the sake of being contrarian either that or you really need to brush up on your DC reading. The exact same shit you said applies to Spider-Man. You act like Flash's rogues gallery is more imbalanced than Spidey's when the case is that for every Electro, Kraven or Sandman there is an Abra Kadabra, Mirror Master or Weather Wizard. Villains on the same level or above the heroes they face in terms of power and effectiveness. The same way there is a Captain Cold or Trickster for every Doc Ock or Mysterio or how for every Grodd or Reverse Flash there is a Rhino or Venom.
 
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Flash and Aquaman would slap all of our bitches right in front of us and there aint shit we can do about it. Respect the gods.
 

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