**Broads Who Be In The Club With Dat Stank P*$$¥.**

[A1000MILES]

I DONE DANCED ON AT LEAST 3 STANK CREATURES FROM NEW YORK, B....

 

[skpjr78]

i feel ur pain bruh. i was in the strip club a few weeks ago and ran across the funkiest stankiest nasty twat bitch ever. i was off in the cut drinking a brew and watching the game. i wasnt even peeping the hoes at that particular moment in time. so im chilling watching the game and all of the sudden out of the blue i got smacked in the nose by a combination of funk, fish, bodussy, and booty juice. it was a glansing but direct blow. i was sitting across from a fan and this bitch walked between me and the fan. she wasnt even that close to me but the stench of that rotten beaver reached out and touched my ass. i didnt even see the bitch. i just caught a glimpse of the back of her ass as she walked by. nigga i damn near puked. i was looking under my shoe to see if i had i stepped in something. shit was disgusting.

the stench eventually went away so i thought i was trippin. a few minutes later this bitch sits down next to me and starts talking to me. as soon as she did that rotten cock stench of death came back. bitch had the nerve to ask me if i wanted a dance. i looked at the bitch and my half full bottle of $5 beer took another whiff of the skunk and walked the fuck out never to return.

the worst part is the bitch was fine as fuck. the type of hoe you go to the strip club to see and would holla at instantly in public. damn shame how this bad ass bitch was walking around with a skunk between her legs. rotten cock hoes should be stoned to death. obama needs to pass a federal law making it a capitol offense for hoes, especially bad bitches to go around smelling like a walking dumpster. something has to be done. im starting a new movement douche or die. those hoes got to start douching mane word to my nigga kilo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMtmaLbL1SQ

 

[Rubato Garcia]

1. The way you spelled the letter "Y" looks cool, I'm high...

2. I read this in a british nigga accent, and it was hilarious...

3. Ion een remember the story I just read...BUT I HATE STANK PUM PUM IN THE CLUB TOO, CUH...

4. STANK WEAVE IS EEN WOATER!!!!

"I'm sayin tho, the second she did dat, the fumes went up my nostrils, fucked up my medulla oblangata and at that very instance I became sober as a motherfuka! Y'all gotta understand I was decked out with dat booze. I damn near fucked up half a bottle of Jack Daniels that night so I was straight faded."

^^^This passage in particular

 

[skpjr78]

wassup w/the feelings pico? why you got a problem w/the douche or die movement??? dont tell me you walking around w/that pigpen pussy to. thats a got damn shame. well you always did have a tomboy feel about you so i wouldnt be to surprised if that snatch smelt like the inside of a baseball glove. oh well the douche or die movement claims its first victim.

 

[Disciplined InSight]

Pico likes it au naturale'..

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

@skpjr78

I feel your pain dawg, if there's anybody that can empathise with u it is me. I know how u feel bruh. I wouldn't wish that upon any of my fellow IC brethren, shit is WOAT.

 

[Davis eyebrow]

Moreno was prolly there

 

[A1000MILES]

Moreno

HELL YEAH, I'D BEAT THAT ASS RELENTLESSLY, I'M HIGH AS FUUUUCK!!!...Lol...

 

[skpjr78]

Pico likes it au naturale'..

Pico likes it au FUNKerale

 

[mc317]

Stank pussy = std

 

[Trollio]

plap type bitches

 

[A1000MILES]

Stank pussy = std

this, her body's trying to warn you like "you really shouldn't have none of this pussy"

Or...She might just be sweaty and dirty...

 

[MARIO_DRO]

SHYT HAPPEND TO ME...

ME AND SOME NAVY HOMIES WITH SOME NEW NAVY CHICKS.. THIS ONE CHICK HAD A DRESS ON WITH NO DRAWZ AND WAS DRUNK AS SHYT...

CLUB ENDED, SHE GOT IN MY BACK SEAT.. I TOLD HER TO CLIMB UP FRONT CAUSE I WAS GONE PULL MY DICK OUT AND MAKE HER SUCK IT.. SHE CRAWLED UP, SHE HAD HER ASS POINTED TOWARDS ME, SO I WENT IN FOR A SNIFF AND GOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAM IF HE ASS/PUSSY AINT SMELL LIKE ROTTEN CRAB LEGGS.. I HURRIED UP AND TOOK MY ASS BACK TO THE BASE

 

[700]

plap type bitches

id fight a bitch

i almost got into it with one hoe cause as soon as i opened her jeans it smelt like strate piss

she gon look at me and ask whats wrong when see see me botu to throw up

"bitch you kno whats wrong you smell that shit too"

and i rook my ass home, it was late night after the club anyway

 

[Trollio]

plap type bitches

id fight a bitch

i almost got into it with one hoe cause as soon as i opened her jeans it smelt like strate piss

she gon look at me and ask whats wrong when see see me botu to throw up

"bitch you kno whats wrong you smell that shit too"

and i rook my ass home, it was late night after the club anyway

chinese plap?

 

[dwade206]

plap type bitches

id fight a bitch

i almost got into it with one hoe cause as soon as i opened her jeans it smelt like strate piss

she gon look at me and ask whats wrong when see see me botu to throw up

"bitch you kno whats wrong you smell that shit too"

and i rook my ass home, it was late night after the club anyway

Damn, son roooked it. Didn't even leave. Straight rooked it! My nigga, rookin bitches.

 

[7figz]

Real shit B. If a club could have a dress code, they need to have a fresh code.

Motherfuckas need to turn those funky birds away at the door.

 

[700]

yall niggas actin like yall never seen a typo before

 

[skpjr78]

the hard on hoes movement needs to evolve in 2013. its all about douche or die. the next hoe yall niggas run into smelling like fritos and wet dog need to be dealt with and dealt with very violently. its all about DOD in '13. i suggest you stay inside for the next few weeks pico.

 

[$ineedmoney$]

i feel ur pain bruh. i was in the strip club a few weeks ago and ran across the funkiest stankiest nasty twat bitch ever. i was off in the cut drinking a brew and watching the game. i wasnt even peeping the hoes at that particular moment in time. so im chilling watching the game and all of the sudden out of the blue i got smacked in the nose by a combination of funk, fish, bodussy, and booty juice. it was a glansing but direct blow. i was sitting across from a fan and this bitch walked between me and the fan. she wasnt even that close to me but the stench of that rotten beaver reached out and touched my ass. i didnt even see the bitch. i just caught a glimpse of the back of her ass as she walked by. nigga i damn near puked. i was looking under my shoe to see if i had i stepped in something. shit was disgusting.

the stench eventually went away so i thought i was trippin. a few minutes later this bitch sits down next to me and starts talking to me. as soon as she did that rotten cock stench of death came back. bitch had the nerve to ask me if i wanted a dance. i looked at the bitch and my half full bottle of $5 beer took another whiff of the skunk and walked the fuck out never to return.

the worst part is the bitch was fine as fuck. the type of hoe you go to the strip club to see and would holla at instantly in public. damn shame how this bad ass bitch was walking around with a skunk between her legs. rotten cock hoes should be stoned to death. obama needs to pass a federal law making it a capitol offense for hoes, especially bad bitches to go around smelling like a walking dumpster. something has to be done. im starting a new movement douche or die. those hoes got to start douching mane word to my nigga kilo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMtmaLbL1SQ

WTF u know about Kilo bro? Ur age is showin'. LoL