Black Dynamite: Discuss Your Favorite Scenes

[lord hade]

When Black Dynamite was getting dressed after the session with the ladies he said, "Y'all be quiet, you're gonna wake up the other bitches".

 

[geechee slim]

The pimp counsel was funny.

"Whats up with that midget prostitute?"

"She's always coming up short." Cornny, but funny.

Even Brian McNight was in it.

"I said BITCH! You need a pimp in yo life... She said I got a pimp. I said SHEEEE-IT, that nigga ain't no pimp! He a valet for hoes."

Or when Nixon pulls out the nunchucks! I almost died laughing.

 

[antoni05]

"Haha! I threw that shit fore I entered the room!"

"Euphoria! I knew that was you, I aint even have to look....send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers"

"Fiendish Dr Woo, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!"

"Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?"

 

[dry foot]

I would love to share. However I cannot for you see I was not privy to the Black Dynamite on the cinema

 

[Nthngis4vr]

"you can come or you can go" (or the reverse?? either way I was crackin up)

"but black dynamite, we sell drugs to the community!" lmao @ those scenes.

 

[Large Dick Freddy]

"Haha! I threw that shit fore I entered the room!"

"Euphoria! I knew that was you, I aint even have to look....send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers"

"Fiendish Dr Woo, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!"

"Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?"

This (bolded red)

 

[geechee slim]

Almost everything Bullhorn said was hilarious.

"Let all suckas be warned! This is the outcome when you messin' with (*shruggs*) Bullhorn!"

 

[redhandedbandit]

was that gabrielle union plyaing as the nurse

 

[geechee slim]

was that gabrielle union plyaing as the nurse

I wish. You mean the one with the tittie out?

 

[still-SBP]

"I am smiling" rofl.

 

[vageneral08]

Damn I need to see this movie

 

[sychorat]

no it was pornstar stacy adams

"Well you sent her in here wit them titties! What you expect!"

 

[DarkGable]

The montage with BD playin in the park with ole gal. The expressions on his face are all like "WTF is this tiptoein' through the flowers shit?"

 

[wilberdmillz]

The part when the mic was coming down was to funny.

 

[peagle05]

"donuts dont wear gators"

"ok now who saw that comi- who saw where that came from?" that line had me dyin

 

[geechee slim]

When dude drank all that Anaconda Malt Liquor, and his dick shrinks to a shrimp.

"Should we kill him?"

"donuts dont wear gators"

 

[o_mega]

I was rolling.

the older pimp when he says "Never in the history of the games has there been this much devestation"'

The end when he's posing with the gun, nunchucks, and the two chicks at the bottom of his feet. Classic blaxploitation pose.

The entire scene when they uncover it was the malt liquor in the factory. "what melts in your mouth? m&m's. and who makes m&m's? mars chocolate bars. check this mars is the greek god of war and the roman god of war is Aries! Aries half sister is afrodeity", etc, etc....

When BD is in his brothers apartment and the goons show up and spray the place at point blank and he only gets hit once

too many to name man. That movie is an instant classic. Shoulda got a wide theatre release. Damn!