6. Maybach Curtains ft Rick Ross, Nas & John Legend - Not even gon lie bruh...I really don't wanna hear no more Maybach joints. This shit jus soundin like deja vu now. No surprises here AT ALL my dude... John Legend all on the hook gettin his John Legend on....Rawse tryin to reinvent the "Im rich" wheel for the one thousandth millionth time n shit... And yo...Nas my dude....but he soundin like he wrote his rhymes to a faster beat or some shit. After catchin fire on some features last year n droppin one of the best joints of 2012 this was kinda like a step back namsayin. Shit jus dont really click. But a lotta muthafuckas be waitin on these geriatric joints so I aint gon knock it....jus aint no shit I fucks wit personally nahmean.
7. Amen ft Drake - Kinda hard to hate on this shit. Like you jus gotta be honest sometimes yo. I dont jus go into autohate cuz some lame featurin on the joint. Not even that corny ass cake nigga Aubrey can fuck this shit up namsayin. I aint hatin on son... Let that fake country accent havin rape tint rockin leotard wearin sugary sweet ballad croonin haiku whisperin stripper rescuin callin up his exes to cockblock on niggas nightly ass white wine spritzer n moscato sippin pillow sewin scarf knittin cozy sweater crocheting kitten pettin daisy necklace makin lavender sniffin chiahead lookin newborn rodent complexion havin angel hair pasta eatin Aaliyah obsessin bird tattoo gettin teen soap opera starrin spotlight obsessin quote stealin gang sign throwin tough guy in interviews while surrounded by 8ft tall bodyguards ey'where he go havin sideways talkin champagne bottle tossin abbreviation addicted collapsin on stage while performin ass grew up in one of the richest neighborhoods in Canada but actin like he got hood stripes in Memphis private academy attendin goon hirin facial expression challenged phony Jewish mobster muthafuckin pampered diva live b.
8. Young Kings - Ayo is it cool if I get my "hater" on for a minute b? Like I aint tryin to throw no shade at niggas...but Imma need to get some shit off my chest son. Imma jus speak on some shit that be gettin on my nerves from time to time... Seems like niggas who rap stay competin to see who the youngest doin it. Shit is wild corny b. I give a inflatable fuck how old or young you is son...theres niggas out there who still be havin the little toddler sized apple heads n effeminate physiques n shit who can body a beat n rock shows n whatever...n theres niggas who been rappin since Jimmy Spicer who still cant do neither one b. Age aint shit yo. Ionno how many y'all gon be like "Nahh...I aint tryna cop that Jay Electronica when it drop finally cuz that nigga damn near 40 yo!" ...cuz if thats the case yall some morons duke. Bottom line is talent aint got no age yo. But it jus happens that shit WAS more pure back in the day. Look at it like this...when niggas had VHS tapes way back when... it was like you could dub that shit n make you a copy for ya boy or whoever...n the quality would be kinda aight. But if you took the dub n tried to make a copy from that shit...the picture quality would get kinda wack n the joint would sound like it was playin from in another room n shit nahmean. If you made a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy...youd probably jus throw that shit in the trash after peepin it. Basically what Im sayin is we mostly gettin dubs from dubs instead of that quality shit these days...feel me? Now I aint tryin to sound like em old heads talmbout niggas was mad nice back in the day ONLY. But its mad little niggas out there sittin on top of the game that cant rap PERIOD b. Some niggas aint even wack...they jus overrated as fuck. Like J "False Alarm" Cole? Little niggas hailed him as the savior of rap n that dude was jussa dubtape of a dubtape yo. I aint even tryin to give a fuck bout these 90s babies coastin to the top off bein some pretty little niggas n caterin to these 14 yr old future strippers n shit. That aint whats poppin. That aint what Willis was talmbout. Word...Imma tell you right now....aint a lotta muthafuckas since Nas n Snoop that jus came into the game bein some young 20 yr olds who dropped CLASSICS right out the gate. Yall little niggas should bow at the feet of that fool Kendrick for provin that yall generation is even capable of makin a classic joint in the first place yo. Cuz it aint like yall been bangin out some timeless shit too often. No hate...but basically the game mostly run by some 70s babies b. Thats jus facts. So yall corny little muthafuckas talmbout "young niggas runnin the game" gargle some fuckouttaheresterine. It aint ALL Gangster Gibbs n Black Hippy or Big KRIT out here b... Yall also gave us The Florist of Failure aka Yung Berg...or that human minstel show Soulja Boy namsayin. Yall gave us Dignity's abortion aka Wiz Khagina... Cant forget that gardener of dicks Drake...n the "Insuffcient Funds" of success itself J Cole. Take credit for that shit too yo. 90s niggas gave you Pac. Yall returned the favor by givin niggas that anal conception Tyga? Yall put THAT hairless alien marsupial on a pedestal n let him elevate to the level he at now? Thats what's good wit yall? Matter fact 90s niggas had spares...we lost Pac n came back wit DMX. Wasnt even like X filled Pacs shoes....I mean...it was kinda like goin From Pirellis to some Michelins but he was still a damn good spare tire b. Who yall gave us in return? Chief Keef? 90s niggas gave yall Outkast n Mobb Deep...niggas was teenagers droppin CLASSIC albums. M.O.P...Gang Starr...A Tribe Called Quest.... How yall repay ya elders? OFWGKTA? Fuckouttahere... We aint even gon get into all the KINGS that came outta the 80s yo. That was the age of titans b. Dont get me wrong...its mad new rappers out there that Im feelin...but where yall future legends at b? Yall cant take credit for Kanye...sons a 70s baby too. Look at G.O.O.D. Music alone... Pusha? Nope. Common? Nope. Mos Def? Nope. Not even 2 Chainz...yall cant even claim THAT muthafucka. Cudder cool...but he aint no damn EMCEE. But yeah...he cool...son got some talent....but wit that yall also gotta claim that condiment nigga Big Sean n Cyhi aka the most aiiiight muthafucka alive. Ion even got nothin against Cyhi...but son is like a Zune among iPods b. Lemme ask you this...whats yall favorite Cyhi joint? .................................(aight ya ten minutes is up)... Thats what Im sayin... Sorry bruh. Anyways yo...I aint gon front like we aint had wack niggas in the 90s...but we aint let em shine like THAT. Jay tried to pass the torch to Memphis Bleek how many times b? Aint like we jus accepted that shit. But yalls lettin some corny niggas slip thru the cracks namsayin. Im sayin tho...theres more new niggas in hip hop than theres old heads n yet its the old heads that still runnin this shit? Biggie died at 24...son had 2 albums. Both classics. You new niggas aint that young...n yall aint kings. Stop bullshittin. That bein said tho...this joint aight b. I fucks wit it.
9. Lay Up ft Wale, Rick Ross & Trey Songz - Some shit for the females... I aint mad at it. This shit is actually straight if you jus need a bait joint namsayin. Shit is perfect for plantin some seeds of seduction yo. By that I mean if you play this shit at the right time in the right place you can definitely set a mood n shit. I mean...it aint no express lane to the panties tho. Like you aint gon come up on some autobox off this shit but its definitely the type of joint that might gon get a broad to lower her guard on some "yo you wanna go get a cup of coffee as friends?" type shit. Word. Then you pounce....you hit her wit some Al Green n melt the panties right off that broad namsayin. From there you jus gotta harvest yo. Word is bond.
7. Amen ft Drake - Kinda hard to hate on this shit. Like you jus gotta be honest sometimes yo. I dont jus go into autohate cuz some lame featurin on the joint. Not even that corny ass cake nigga Aubrey can fuck this shit up namsayin. I aint hatin on son... Let that fake country accent havin rape tint rockin leotard wearin sugary sweet ballad croonin haiku whisperin stripper rescuin callin up his exes to cockblock on niggas nightly ass white wine spritzer n moscato sippin pillow sewin scarf knittin cozy sweater crocheting kitten pettin daisy necklace makin lavender sniffin chiahead lookin newborn rodent complexion havin angel hair pasta eatin Aaliyah obsessin bird tattoo gettin teen soap opera starrin spotlight obsessin quote stealin gang sign throwin tough guy in interviews while surrounded by 8ft tall bodyguards ey'where he go havin sideways talkin champagne bottle tossin abbreviation addicted collapsin on stage while performin ass grew up in one of the richest neighborhoods in Canada but actin like he got hood stripes in Memphis private academy attendin goon hirin facial expression challenged phony Jewish mobster muthafuckin pampered diva live b.
8. Young Kings - Ayo is it cool if I get my "hater" on for a minute b? Like I aint tryin to throw no shade at niggas...but Imma need to get some shit off my chest son. Imma jus speak on some shit that be gettin on my nerves from time to time... Seems like niggas who rap stay competin to see who the youngest doin it. Shit is wild corny b. I give a inflatable fuck how old or young you is son...theres niggas out there who still be havin the little toddler sized apple heads n effeminate physiques n shit who can body a beat n rock shows n whatever...n theres niggas who been rappin since Jimmy Spicer who still cant do neither one b. Age aint shit yo. Ionno how many y'all gon be like "Nahh...I aint tryna cop that Jay Electronica when it drop finally cuz that nigga damn near 40 yo!" ...cuz if thats the case yall some morons duke. Bottom line is talent aint got no age yo. But it jus happens that shit WAS more pure back in the day. Look at it like this...when niggas had VHS tapes way back when... it was like you could dub that shit n make you a copy for ya boy or whoever...n the quality would be kinda aight. But if you took the dub n tried to make a copy from that shit...the picture quality would get kinda wack n the joint would sound like it was playin from in another room n shit nahmean. If you made a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy...youd probably jus throw that shit in the trash after peepin it. Basically what Im sayin is we mostly gettin dubs from dubs instead of that quality shit these days...feel me? Now I aint tryin to sound like em old heads talmbout niggas was mad nice back in the day ONLY. But its mad little niggas out there sittin on top of the game that cant rap PERIOD b. Some niggas aint even wack...they jus overrated as fuck. Like J "False Alarm" Cole? Little niggas hailed him as the savior of rap n that dude was jussa dubtape of a dubtape yo. I aint even tryin to give a fuck bout these 90s babies coastin to the top off bein some pretty little niggas n caterin to these 14 yr old future strippers n shit. That aint whats poppin. That aint what Willis was talmbout. Word...Imma tell you right now....aint a lotta muthafuckas since Nas n Snoop that jus came into the game bein some young 20 yr olds who dropped CLASSICS right out the gate. Yall little niggas should bow at the feet of that fool Kendrick for provin that yall generation is even capable of makin a classic joint in the first place yo. Cuz it aint like yall been bangin out some timeless shit too often. No hate...but basically the game mostly run by some 70s babies b. Thats jus facts. So yall corny little muthafuckas talmbout "young niggas runnin the game" gargle some fuckouttaheresterine. It aint ALL Gangster Gibbs n Black Hippy or Big KRIT out here b... Yall also gave us The Florist of Failure aka Yung Berg...or that human minstel show Soulja Boy namsayin. Yall gave us Dignity's abortion aka Wiz Khagina... Cant forget that gardener of dicks Drake...n the "Insuffcient Funds" of success itself J Cole. Take credit for that shit too yo. 90s niggas gave you Pac. Yall returned the favor by givin niggas that anal conception Tyga? Yall put THAT hairless alien marsupial on a pedestal n let him elevate to the level he at now? Thats what's good wit yall? Matter fact 90s niggas had spares...we lost Pac n came back wit DMX. Wasnt even like X filled Pacs shoes....I mean...it was kinda like goin From Pirellis to some Michelins but he was still a damn good spare tire b. Who yall gave us in return? Chief Keef? 90s niggas gave yall Outkast n Mobb Deep...niggas was teenagers droppin CLASSIC albums. M.O.P...Gang Starr...A Tribe Called Quest.... How yall repay ya elders? OFWGKTA? Fuckouttahere... We aint even gon get into all the KINGS that came outta the 80s yo. That was the age of titans b. Dont get me wrong...its mad new rappers out there that Im feelin...but where yall future legends at b? Yall cant take credit for Kanye...sons a 70s baby too. Look at G.O.O.D. Music alone... Pusha? Nope. Common? Nope. Mos Def? Nope. Not even 2 Chainz...yall cant even claim THAT muthafucka. Cudder cool...but he aint no damn EMCEE. But yeah...he cool...son got some talent....but wit that yall also gotta claim that condiment nigga Big Sean n Cyhi aka the most aiiiight muthafucka alive. Ion even got nothin against Cyhi...but son is like a Zune among iPods b. Lemme ask you this...whats yall favorite Cyhi joint? .................................(aight ya ten minutes is up)... Thats what Im sayin... Sorry bruh. Anyways yo...I aint gon front like we aint had wack niggas in the 90s...but we aint let em shine like THAT. Jay tried to pass the torch to Memphis Bleek how many times b? Aint like we jus accepted that shit. But yalls lettin some corny niggas slip thru the cracks namsayin. Im sayin tho...theres more new niggas in hip hop than theres old heads n yet its the old heads that still runnin this shit? Biggie died at 24...son had 2 albums. Both classics. You new niggas aint that young...n yall aint kings. Stop bullshittin. That bein said tho...this joint aight b. I fucks wit it.
9. Lay Up ft Wale, Rick Ross & Trey Songz - Some shit for the females... I aint mad at it. This shit is actually straight if you jus need a bait joint namsayin. Shit is perfect for plantin some seeds of seduction yo. By that I mean if you play this shit at the right time in the right place you can definitely set a mood n shit. I mean...it aint no express lane to the panties tho. Like you aint gon come up on some autobox off this shit but its definitely the type of joint that might gon get a broad to lower her guard on some "yo you wanna go get a cup of coffee as friends?" type shit. Word. Then you pounce....you hit her wit some Al Green n melt the panties right off that broad namsayin. From there you jus gotta harvest yo. Word is bond.
