Big Ghost Presents...The God Forgives, I Dont review

[MrCrookedLetter]

. Sixteen feat. Andre 3000 - More smooth shit... Ayo I get that niggas need to get they creative on sometimes...but this a corny concept b. "When sixteen (bars) aint enough...". Son...you talk bout movin imaginary bricks, red bottoms, whippin work, broads, luxury rides n flyin to exotic locales on ALL ya joints. You could probably make the point you BEEN tryin to make since ya first album in less than 1 bar by now yo. You aint sayin nothin deep bruh. But the bullshit you spittin on this track is on another SMH level..."Eisenhower status, Etta James on the dash/Smooth as John Coltrane cruisin in the Cadillac..." That boy 3 Stacks went hammer on this shit tho. Took a couple listens to hear how ICE. COLD. that verse was for me...but son went in. Hook is trash tho.

7. Amsterdam - This a cool track... He aint really sayin shit but shit is kinda nice. Overall I fucks wit it...but the outro shit talk might be another story. "Im not the type of nigga that you bump into at a 7-Eleven n jus pull your pistol on him n do what the fuck you wanna do. Niggas like me...you gotta get permission homie" Fam...that might be THE most fuckouttahere moment on a album thats already overflowin wit fuckouttahere moments yo. Matter fact...lyrically Ricky's whole catalog is like a fountain of fuckouttahere moments...but THIS shit is where niggas gotta draw the line. Dont NOBODY need permission to off this muthafucka son. You might gotta pay off a couple police...but that bout it. Ayo the pizza boy could clap his fat ass for not tippin him enough n he wont gotta pay no consequence for that shit unless he get caught on security camera. Rawse aint no made nigga b. Stop it b...

8. Hold Me Back - This shit dropped a few months before the album got leaked...so its been out for a minute. First off...this shit sounds like some Lex Luger shit...but it aint. Son got that ignorance on deck tho. "I look in my fridge...my shit lookin scarce"...Thats probably cuz you ate ey'thing bruh.

9. 911 - I see what this muthafucka tried to do here... Aight first off yo explain how the synths on this shit sound exactly like the last shit... Shit sounds like its the Hold Me Back remix b. Word. So basically thats two beats that sound like Lex Luger shit n neither one of em was actually produced by Lex Luger. Thats some fuckshit right there yo. But check it...this is tracks 8 n 9 son. You dont actually gotta be no mathematical Good Will Hunting ass nigga to piece this shit together but tracks 8 n 9 on Teflon Don was MC Hammer n BMF...the two hardest joints on the album. AND them shits was actually produced by Lex namsayin. So these tracks is like the color by numbers shit. This the watered down version of that glorious shit from his last LP. Im appalled by that b. We wont even get into the whole fact that this one of the last dudes who should be makin a joint called 911. I dont care if he referrin to a Porsche.

10. So Sophisticated feat. Meek Mill - Now THIS shit is a problem. Beat Bully killed this shit. Best part is it bangs but it aint dickridin nobody else style. Meek goes in....Rawse sayin some stupid shit but he goin in too. Most of all tho the beat slaps. I fucks wit this.

11. Presidential feat. Elijah Blake - Theres two verisons of Pharrell b. First one is the dude who made Grindin for the Clipse n some other stipped down bangers like Snoop's Drop It Like Its Hot n Jay's Blue Magic. Then theres the dude who made all that Excuse Me Miss n high pitched singin commercial pop shit for broads. This particular joint was kinda produced by a combination of both em niggas. Theres a boom bap type beat under all that smooth shit goin on...its a hard track wit mad smooth shit piled on top of it namsayin. I aint mad at it. But the dude singin the hook could crack the glasses in ya cupboards if you turn this shit up too loud b. Son could make homie from the Stylistics sound like Isaac Hayes n shit.

12. Ice Cold feat. Omarion - Imma keep it 100 wit yall....I wasnt feelin this whole Omarion move at all yo. When Rawse signed the dude I was thinkin he might as well jus go sign Tevin Campbell n MC Brains while he at it. Like who the fuck else he gon sign...Teairra Mari? Blu Cantrell? Skeelo? But real shit...Omarion kinda doin his thing on these MMG joints. Yeah I said it. Probably gon regret that shit in like 10 minutes tho. Anyways...it aint nothin amazin but I cant be mad at this joint.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

13. Touch N You feat. Usher - I dont mean no hate by this yo...but fuck Usher. And fuck this audio baby shit too.

14. Diced Pineapples feat. Wale & Drake aka The Shepherd of Faggotry - This is technically the 4th broad-catering joint in a row now yo. Im sayin...who the fuck sequenced this shit? But anyways..after some more of the usual spoken word intro shit by the George Costanza of rap aka Olubowale...Ricky commences to spit some ol next level sucker shit over the most hoe assed beat on the whole album. THEN...jus when you think this shit cant get any more cornball...Mr Velveeta hisself emerges from his lagoon of dicks witta rose in his teeth again to somersault his way thru the hook n start croonin like a even more bitchass version of his usual bitchass self. How this Y chromosome deficient ass nigga is still gettin a pass I cant even tell you b... And yo...why these niggas always so depressin? Even when they braggin n boastin they sound like some emotional hoes. Aint even jus bout that sucker Drake namsayin. The song was wack even before his voice lactated all over it. But still...fuck the day that birthed the bastard who journeyed into that enchanted forest n pulled Drake's cryogenically fozen ass outta the womb of that prehistoric unicorn or whatever kinda magical creature he was found inside of n thawed him out for the world to hear anyways b. Sons been suckin on the same dick of misery n loneliness since So Far Gone. And fuck this song too. This shits like a sonic ejaculation from Lady Gaga's nutsack son. I hope I never hear this shit again b.

15. Ten Jesus Pieces feat. Stalley - This some more of that smoothed out J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League shit. Aint really nothin special...he actually coulda called this shit Maybach Music V cuz it sounds like them joints do. Im sayin the shit is kinda regular. Compared to the last shit tho it sounds like G Thang. Stalley kinda saves this joint from fast forward status too. The Rawse bars aint nothin special tho.

16. Triple Beam Dreams feat. Nas - They had to call this shit a bonus track cuz Ricky wasnt smart enough to save it for the album namsayin. Think the husky nigga got a little too confident thinkin he was gon stay poppin tho. Somehow he thought this shit was mixtape worthy...But his feet done cooled n now the hardest joint on his whole album jussa bonus track from 8 months ago on the "deluxe edition". This what happens when niggas start feelin theyselves too much tho. They get comfortable n throw they best tracks on mixtapes n come wit some halfass shit when it comes to they albums. And that boy Nasir went hard on this muthafucka too b. Son spit 32 bars of that dopeboy shit...n them bars had crazy details n shit. And right there is when you hear the difference between a MC n a rapper. Nas paintin vivid ass portraits of a young dude in the projects comin from nothin n havin dreams of what he seen in movies like Scarface...he starts slingin his little rocks but his shit got pookies frontin on his shit....n then this scenario unfolds namsayin...

I took it back to papi...aint tryna take no losses

He focuses on my emotionless young dealer face then pauses

He gives me powder...he has faith in Nas's ambitions to distribute coke

Had addicitions to gold chains, Mercedes Benz hopes...but again Im broke

This shit aint cut for me...other dealers they up they orders

Barely at 62s...they already up to quarters

That shit right there is the most honest moment on the album b. And that shit probably wasnt even a true story yo...but that picture is so acurate son. He got his little canvas n he got his paints n shit...he got mad colors namsayin like yellow n blue n red n orange n purple n whatever... On the flip tho...that nigga Rozay dont even GOT a believable side namsayin. His shit is all colored in crayolas...the little 3 pack joints tho that they be givin little niggas at Dennys n shit. His pictures aint artistic like that yo. Somehow the character in his movie always come out on top son. The character in his movies is a cross between The Terminator, Nino Brown, Warren Buffett n Zorro or some shit. Thats that bullshit son. Son got zero chill in him...

17. Rich Forever feat. John Legend - As most yall already kno this shit was also on the Rich Forever mixtape. Personally I think this shit is jus aight. This shit got John L. singin for a good minute before Wale...oh no wait thats actually Rawse...comes in n spits more victory bars. "A hundred mil aint enough" (But how would you kno that Ricky?) ..."Worth 40 m's...is he still dealin drugs?" (Try again b...you still over by like 15 mil). Anyways yo...the shit cool. It jus aint really my favorite shit or nothin like that.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

On some observational shit tho...this nigga aint even spose to be here namsayin. Sons stars jus got aligned the right way at the right time n now he gettin cake off shit most niggas would get they ass beat for. When 50 tried to end ol boy's career he actually did a thoro job of eatin the niggas food. He shoulda BEEN killed his career. Son took Ls galore. Ricky had a big ass L wit little Ls sprinkled on top of it. But somehow he let all em shits slide offa him. Like he stay lightly coated in butter or some shit. But yo...lotta yall might take offense but somebody gotta get Ricky on a P365X program or some shit cuz homies cholesterol levels must be buggin. Rawse look like he 5 years pregnant b. That rotund shit is played out son. Most clothes dont come in that niggas size b...on some "S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, RICK ROSS" shit at the store yo. As a society we can do better tho. We gotta educate the kids namsayin. The seeds need to be learnin bout health n exercise n gettin they vitamins n nutrients so on n so forth namsayin...the No BPAs generation of little niggas nahmean. Word is bond. This joint aint for ey'body...but the shit is whats poppin right now. I get that b. I aint gon front. But Rawse done dropped better shit than this before namsayin.

2.5 Zeus Slaps outta 5

 

[juan travolta]

i read that shit yesterday. the album was a let down.

 

[The Recipe]

Still have not heard this or the new Nas, I have not even downloaded them shits. Nice review, nice format, niggas could learn something from you instead of trying to pass a wall of text off as a review.

 

[BackInWhite]

stopped readin to rofl at the Nas - The Bridge is Over paraphrasing to Dr. Dre

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Zeus slaps

 

[BackInWhite]

but yeah, big ghost a hater

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Big Ghost!

 

[Gen. Stasia]

The review for Diced Pineapples>>>>>

He said Drake emerged from the Lagoon with a Rose in his teeth lmaoooo

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

"Mr Velveeta hisself emerges from his lagoon of dicks witta rose in his teeth again to somersault his way thru the hook n start croonin like a even more bitchass version of his usual bitchass self. How this Y chromosome deficient ass nigga is still gettin a pass I cant even tell you b... And yo...why these niggas always so depressin? Even when they braggin n boastin they sound like some emotional hoes. Aint even jus bout that sucker Drake namsayin. The song was wack even before his voice lactated all over it. But still...fuck the day that birthed the bastard who journeyed into that enchanted forest n pulled Drake's cryogenically fozen ass outta the womb of that prehistoric unicorn or whatever kinda magical creature he was found inside of n thawed him out for the world to hear anyways b. Sons been suckin on the same dick of misery n loneliness since So Far Gone"

lmao, damn Drake

 

[RickyRich]

8. Hold Me Back - This shit dropped a few months before the album got leaked...so its been out for a minute. First off...this shit sounds like some Lex Luger shit...but it aint. Son got that ignorance on deck tho. "I look in my fridge...my shit lookin scarce"...Thats probably cuz you ate ey'thing bruh.

DEAD AT BOLD

 

[sniperk]

"Mr Velveeta hisself emerges from his lagoon of dicks witta rose in his teeth again to somersault his way thru the hook n start croonin like a even more bitchass version of his usual bitchass self. How this Y chromosome deficient ass nigga is still gettin a pass I cant even tell you b... And yo...why these niggas always so depressin? Even when they braggin n boastin they sound like some emotional hoes. Aint even jus bout that sucker Drake namsayin. The song was wack even before his voice lactated all over it. But still...fuck the day that birthed the bastard who journeyed into that enchanted forest n pulled Drake's cryogenically fozen ass outta the womb of that prehistoric unicorn or whatever kinda magical creature he was found inside of n thawed him out for the world to hear anyways b. Sons been suckin on the same dick of misery n loneliness since So Far Gone"

lmao, damn Drake

This was the funniest part of the whole review... Big Ghost saves his best ether for Drake.

 

[Amotekun]

.he was workin as a correctional officer back in the day cuz the niggas that HE worked for had him doin that shit (which sounds like a straight fairy tale anyways yo...this nigga need to quit actin like he was in The Departed n shit. Ya fat ass was law enforcement n now you rap b

I aint even finish readin this shit yet. This right here had me weak for a second. I had to put down the macaroni.

 

[CP203]

Drake aka The Shepherd of Faggotry

LMAO that nigga a fool for that one

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

lamao nigga said P365X program

 

[Amotekun]

14. Diced Pineapples feat. Wale & Drake aka The Shepherd of Faggotry -

But anyways..after some more of the usual spoken word intro shit by the George Costanza of rap aka Olubowale...Ricky commences to spit some ol next level sucker shit over the most hoe assed beat on the whole album. THEN...jus when you think this shit cant get any more cornball...Mr Velveeta hisself emerges from his lagoon of dicks witta rose in his teeth again to somersault his way thru the hook n start croonin like a even more bitchass version of his usual bitchass self. How this Y chromosome deficient ass nigga is still gettin a pass I cant even tell you b.

Aint even jus bout that sucker Drake namsayin. The song was wack even before his voice lactated all over it. But still...fuck the day that birthed the bastard who journeyed into that enchanted forest n pulled Drake's cryogenically fozen ass outta the womb of that prehistoric unicorn or whatever kinda magical creature he was found inside of n thawed him out for the world to hear anyways b. Sons been suckin on the same dick of misery n loneliness since So Far Gone. And fuck this song too. This shits like a sonic ejaculation from Lady Gaga's nutsack son. I hope I never hear this shit again b.

Hahahahahaaaa..... Dayum... The fuckin ether on just the review of this one song...

 

[jono]

Man that nigga hates drake. Lol, classic.

 

[loch121]

This review>>>Ross' album

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

to many quoteables in this shit....hilarious b