Best Professional Clap Back

[Lou Cypher]

I dont talk like that. I'm more like "What the fuck is your problem?" or "that shit doesnt make sense"

 

[MsSouthern]

I said PROFESSIONAL @Lou_Cypher !!!

None of that"Hey bitch" crap you usually say

 

[$ineedmoney$]

"Moving forward..."

 

[Lou Cypher]

Im professional af foh!!

 

[AggieLean.]

CC'ing their supervisor or manager always drives the point home and sometimes is all the clap back you need

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

If you refer to page " " of my union contract....

 

[MsSouthern]

"as previously stated in our first communication"

"This type of retoric is detrimental to our team moving forward"

"Per our conversation"

These stay on deck when I want to be an ass

I like the 2nd one a lot

Lol

 

[fortyacres]

thank you...I will take that under advisement...

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I usually just ignore the emails and go into their office and ask them to explicit spell out their discrepancies....the tone is always different

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

"Now let's hear from someone who isn't mentally disabled."

 

[Kat]

I dont talk like that. I'm more like "What the fuck is your problem?" or "that shit doesnt make sense"

Sounds like my boss, he will also ask if you've been smoking crack or if you're stoned.

 

[Kat]

CC'ing their supervisor or manager always drives the point home and sometimes is all the clap back you need

Exactly.

 

[rickmogul]

Reply: OK. Copy CONGRESS too!!! I'm Ultra petty especially if they ain't black. Black, I'll come chop with U and get an understanding. Or @ least try2. Mex or YtE??? I'm telling GOD!!

 

[gdatruth2.0]

Please advise...

Please refer to...

Please see/refer to previous email correspondence...

...or matter will be escalated.

Request a Delivery Receipt

Request a Read Receipt

been in finance/audit most my life. Job has always been to a be a professional irritant.

 

[deadeye]

"I appreciate your feedback, however................."

And then politely shit on them after that.

Almost the professional equivalent of, "no disrespect, but"..........or.........."With all due respect."

 

[Inglewood_B]

Ending with "...so go fuck your self!" Occasionally punctuated with a gender neutral "Bitch!"

 

[AggieLean.]

Please advise...

Please refer to...

Please see/refer to previous email correspondence...

...or matter will be escalated.

Request a Delivery Receipt

Request a Read Receipt

been in finance/audit most my life. Job has always been to a be a professional irritant.

I ain't gone even lie. That request read receipt pisses me off. I don't want you to know I read your email lol

 

[ineedpussy]

ask my union steward

 

[Will Munny]

I'm only at the receiving end of all those emails.

 

[riddlerap]

CC'ing their supervisor or manager always drives the point home and sometimes is all the clap back you need

i shit on an entire sales team of dozens of people one time cause of this one little thing they kept doing wrong which made me do extra work every day... i typed like 4 titangraphs, put screenshots of how they fucked up and how easy it is to do right, and put their manager on it.

never got a single response from it, but the next day, they fixed their shit and did it right going forward lmao.

couple weeks later, the manager caught one of my co-workers in the elevator and asked him "who the hell is that [insert my name] guy talking all that shit?" LMAO