Battle Of The IC 2: The Bride Vs. GodGivBiz

[_Goldie_]

THE BRIDE

You write terms and conditions for service

I don't read.

I warned you bout coming at bride

You ain't heed.

U snuck out of the crib. You enjoying the house party?

Now I'm the Bride of Pops- let's get this ass whooping started...

Shout out The Powder Room, I found the nigga imma pee on.

Treat him like a bitch,a lame a fuckin peon.

Your words are like weed seeds, you stinking up the joint.

I wonder if you know how to just get to the fuckin point.

You question why they love tha bride?

No pics, so no appeal?

Cause I'm wild like my hair, it's just

Natural to keep it real.

You'll never know how that feels,

Bitch niggas don't get a chance.

I'm on the next level, wait for a ticket to advance.

God Giv Biz- pssh...

Who approved this decision?

Your name makes me question everything about religion.

Tell you what. If you a God

I'm becoming an atheist.

Better yet, if you a God

I'm becoming a Satanist.

You know I'm a Great in this

So no-one is safe and it's

Getting soo easy for me to point out the fakes

And ' shit,

It's not me, it's you' I know you've heard that before.

When he tryna get laid,

Godgivbiz to a whore.

Bride of the Hulk, I'll pound the ground and earthquake you.

Cry baby bitch, I'll pick you up and I'll shake you.

Til you finally get that I ain't one to play with.

Here's the battle from before

Spoiler

Now try to erase it.

Spoiler

next time my name pops into your brain, just @ me. you'll need your whole artillery, you try to combat me.

I made this thread in donkey cause your rhymes have no reason. early kill, I couldn't wait till it was fuck nigga season.

nobody put me up to this,I did this shit on my own. and I'm from the chi, bitch so you got it all wrong.

use some Listerine before you holler at me.breath stinkin cause you always have a mouth full of D.

a big pretty bitch, when's the last time I ate? u heard the cries of @Paul hate while I was scraping my plate?

I used his bones as my toothpick, got rid of the beef. you softer than my tits, and you're as loud as a queef.

I bust shots muhfucka, u ain't hear me cummin? oh that's right,u never heard that type of sound from a woman.

stick to posting pics of bitches you'll never get. the IC loves me, they know i'll kill for this shit.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

RIP BIZ

 

[_Goldie_]

There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra

You on par with god?

This bitch raps backwards, that’s dogma

You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)

You smoke me?

You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port

You think niggas want ya pussy, when they really don’t, New York

You want to be a legend and die for this IC shit

But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,

I guess your IC life is just Too Short

Everything you talk about is a struggle to date

You worried about eating my struggle bars

When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight

Stfu and eat some struggle shit cakes

Wait wait …

I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she

So that’s kind gay

It’s like you gettin beat by dre..

Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh

Then it probably be New Years again on this day

But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve

Cuz you’re definitely a mistake

The only time you’ll hear the bride cumming (coming)

Is when her song gets played

I wouldn’t watch you play with ya pussy for free

Even accidentally on time delay..

ya style has no fluctation

there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay

So the contrast between you and me should show

you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day

Shit I even added Gabi to my team u been food bitch

I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)

I could still show thabride that civil union

Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?

After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid

#bars

But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you

Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?

So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?

This is what happens when a fat bitch has dead daddy issues

Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla

You a sloppy fat bitch, Bridezilla

You act like I got a lot of filler

But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,

so every Knick will kill ya

You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)

Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?

Well since a conceited bitch

Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons

Stay talking about how you about them hands

But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)

Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped

Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm

Fine maybe that was really All State

So you might be in tournament every year

But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns

But keep going with that song and dance

That shit will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg

I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm

Ya pussy looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob

They call me GodGivbiz

I beat fat hoes in a single round

They silly clowns,

probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now

I wrote some amazing shit, shady shit

Play with Biz? I’mma haze this bitch

Am I too nice? Damn you right

Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life

I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..

But I do know one thing tho Biz will fucking go

Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe

maybe one day these IC niggas will love you,

some of them like big trannies tho

but since you too heavy to fall in love,

Bride watch out for that brand new floor..

I hope you die from diabetes

I hope you lie again and said you beat me

I hope you crash and die from a heart attack

or you choke and die on a big mac

I hope you die from just being fat

Fuck ya neck ya back ya pussy and ya crack

Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,

and that’s a motherfucking fact

I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed

I hope you rock those MC hammer pants

Cuz fat bitches like you in America

Is a epidemic we can’t have

This bitch been itching to battling me like she got crabs

When she goes to the grocery store

it’s the only time that she got bagged

and her face aint the only place where she got bags

I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”

You a bitch bleeding from that lily pad

You a Shy (Chi) bitch, so for trying to be Rose

you gonna end up breaking really bad

So if my rhymes garner any waves,

just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)

I bet ya pussy so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps

How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps

The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car

and tells us we got punked

Its funny how you have no ass

but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped

You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you bum

My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from

 

[_Goldie_]

Don’t be mad TB

Just cuz biz flew (flu) you shots,

This time Imma actually vaccinate you

And since you’re tha bride or NOT

Make sure around ya neck

you actually tie that knot

So it eats you a lot that shows on the outside

Just a reflection of the inside of what’s eating you a lot

Plan A beat Dubs

Plan B beat GNs

You looking like a Plan C

I’m surprised you even breathing bitch

Worry about ya bf b4 he get that PR treatment

ParellRhymes won’t be able to save you

You getting that lifetime ban fam, Pete Rose treatment

You talk about me posting pics of bitches I’ve never met

Stfu darkbutt, you stay flirting with virgins whos dick you’ll never get

I was ducking ya shots on the 4th down, like Ne-Yo

Those cosigners you got let be honest, they acting like a Cleo

You Rudy and ya man just hucks, the bull (Huxtable)

You relying on jokes cuz you comfort, bull (comfortable)

But Being a sumo wrestler is something you gotta deal with

But whatever this Bruse Wayne looking fat fuck bitch says

Won’t ever equal up to this Biz Being real shit

You INSINUATED I WAS retarded

, even tho I got the best of you

Its ok cuz you have the sex life of a human vegetable

Imma beat the fucking bars out of you

Imma beat the milkway, snickers, twix and hersheys out of you

Imma leave everything but a finger (butterfinger) left of you

Beat you so bad even ya eyes scream (ice cream)

Now this Clown Dyke (Klondike) can eat these cold bars too

You want to fight for the modship

And have us fight for our IC lives

You can have that

Cuz you cant trade that in for a family and child

You cant have that

So you figure Biz is annoying

But lets keep it electronic

Cuz physically you can’t destroy him

in real life Id be too good for ya overweight ass

And you would spend ya life trying to avoid biz

Ok then I see it in ya cadence

You have the same IQ as a cave man

Minus a slave man, k dance

That leaves you negative something

Probably got balls but couldn’t afford the operation

Probably as confused as OH SO RAVEN, im just sayin

Ok let me break you down in real life terms

If i caught you outside the house

What would you do?

You cant run..

Maybe with the exception of ya dicksucka

But you probably aint good at that either

Or maybe im wrong cuz ur a good eater

Obviously in real life

Fat people don’t got alot of friends

So tell me bitch alpha male vs fat female

How you think this will end?

You’d either get beat the fuck down

And nobody would help you

GNS you responsible for me killing ya e-wife

You worried about me deleting a battle,

One click,I could easily delete ya whole e-life

You talked about its time to air bullets cuz it must be fuck nigga season

Bitch please, a fat fuck bitch like you shouldn’t even be breathing!

You gotta understand in battles there are weightclasses

And weight limits for a reason

So if this community had an actual weight limit

you wouldn’t be on THE REASON

the only reason they think you sick

is cuz on top of that OBESITY IS A DISEASE bitch

See Eve came from Adams rib

That bitch ran with that bone

God told her not to eat the apple

Then her and Adam did

So when you go against god

You both got ya asses kicked

so in the end of this battle

It’s just gonna be a blast for miss (blasphemous)

You’re like Medusa the way your prey on these virgins blood

You use those sexless fags

Ironically to make up for

The lack of interaction you have

With men in the real world

Thats why ya the bride

Cuz you still searching for somebody

Who is desperate enough to fuck with you

But thats the position you always gonna be through

Cuz a bride is the one

whos never good enough to be the wife, ain’t that you?

_BIZ

SIke.... I'm not done with you

Even Joseph sonned (@joseph_sun) you

He rolled up on you, breathed fire, then dragged on you

You wanna to be queen of the donkey,

but you queen of the drags aren’t you?

You tried to fuck with Joe, but joe wouldn’t let you Bud, in (Budden)

I aint even going after your family pumpkin

But you’re gonna look like the b4 pic of Jennifer Hudson

Wasn’t you the fat bitch Makavelli Joker was fucking?

the only ass this fat bitch got is her egregious butt chin

You want to apply pressure

Losing weight is the only pressure about you

Looking like Precious,

that’s about the only thing Precious about you

talking about how desirable ya pussy is

bitch aint nothing pleasurable about you

you look like the shits I take that are too big

to go down the toilet in my bathroom

You sloppy granny tiddied shaped like a pigeon

You about to get that Killa-Season-2-look-at-that-girl-Camron-spit-on

You got KRS1’s nose looking like Biggie with a wig on

your size is 32 22 34 and that’s only the big arm

This time I banned GNS

 

[BrideofKilla]

Good lord,I have to read all that shit?

 

[_Menace_]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ogc89EWkcCQ

There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra

You on par with god?

This bitch raps backwards, that’s dogma

You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)

You smoke me?

You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port

You think niggas want ya pussy, when they really don’t, New York

You want to be a legend and die for this IC shit

But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,

I guess your IC life is just Too Short

Everything you talk about is a struggle to date

You worried about eating my struggle bars

When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight

Stfu and eat some struggle shit cakes

Wait wait …

I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she

So that’s kind gay

It’s like you gettin beat by dre..

Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh

Then it probably be New Years again on this day

But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve

Cuz you’re definitely a mistake

The only time you’ll hear the bride cumming (coming)

Is when her song gets played

I wouldn’t watch you play with ya pussy for free

Even accidentally on time delay..

ya style has no fluctation

there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay

So the contrast between you and me should show

you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day

Shit I even added Gabi to my team u been food bitch

I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)

I could still show thabride that civil union

Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?

After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid

#bars

But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you

Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?

So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?

This is what happens when a fat bitch has dead daddy issues

Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla

You a sloppy fat bitch, Bridezilla

You act like I got a lot of filler

But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,

so every Knick will kill ya

You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)

Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?

Well since a conceited bitch

Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons

Stay talking about how you about them hands

But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)

Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped

Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm

Fine maybe that was really All State

So you might be in tournament every year

But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns

But keep going with that song and dance

That shit will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg

I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm

Ya pussy looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob

They call me GodGivbiz

I beat fat hoes in a single round

They silly clowns,

probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now

I wrote some amazing shit, shady shit

Play with Biz? I’mma haze this bitch

Am I too nice? Damn you right

Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life

I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..

But I do know one thing tho Biz will fucking go

Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe

maybe one day these IC niggas will love you,

some of them like big trannies tho

but since you too heavy to fall in love,

Bride watch out for that brand new floor..

I hope you die from diabetes

I hope you lie again and said you beat me

I hope you crash and die from a heart attack

or you choke and die on a big mac

I hope you die from just being fat

Fuck ya neck ya back ya pussy and ya crack

Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,

and that’s a motherfucking fact

I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed

I hope you rock those MC hammer pants

Cuz fat bitches like you in America

Is a epidemic we can’t have

This bitch been itching to battling me like she got crabs

When she goes to the grocery store

it’s the only time that she got bagged

and her face aint the only place where she got bags

I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”

You a bitch bleeding from that lily pad

You a Shy (Chi) bitch, so for trying to be Rose

you gonna end up breaking really bad

So if my rhymes garner any waves,

just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)

Like ya classmates during highschool lunches

I bet ya pussy so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps

How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps

The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car

and tells us we got punked

Its funny how you have no ass

but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped

You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you bum

My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from

was gonna vote Biz till I seen that Nate line....

that aint right....

ima sit this round out

 

[_Goldie_]

This time I banned GNS

Told the ho to stop the violence

When you don’t listen to a kinds order

You get handled by the throat like a child is (Chalice)..

See what I did there?

King? Chalice?

You a fat bitch, I’m surprised you never knew balance (New Balance)

don’t mean you’ll never see defeat It’s a fact you’re well rounded,

don’t mean you’ll never see the feet It’s the fat, you’re well rounded,

Ill tommy sotomayor this black faggot bitch

Til i dig her up in a big black plastic ditch

So deep you can see where the maggots live

#double downs

Someone explain how I went from battling two bitches

To someone the same size of two bitches?

What this hoe vary in? Cans sir? I’ll show her where defeat is

I said

What this ovarian? Cancer? I’ll show her where the fetus

You talk about how nice ya pussy is and how everybody wants a taste

I got rhymes so hard you would kick ya own mama in her face

Id fuck you if I had was gay, bi, on drugs, or had a life to waste

Imma beat you so bad you think GNS was Ma$e

the way he gonna leave this Harlem

Like my cig (sig) I will smoke you,

and leave you dead in my hood, Trayvon martin

You want to lift off, but this Huge son (Houston) got a problem

Intelligence, intensity, investments, I kurt angles the easy way

My I’s (eyes) don’t leave much for an opening killer, they beadie, K (BDK)

You calling me a fuck nigga, now you got a brother backwards

That will leave ya head cracked like BG, k

TB with those rhymes makes me think you stealing

You not on my level, my pen’s a ceiling

Slow it down

TB, you’re not on my level, my penicillin

And judging by you being a female and yourself you’re not revealing

Must mean you look hurt which matches ya exact feelings

Bride crossed the same god, that’s allows her just to get buried

I am not about getting caught up in the fodder (father), No Maury

When you a big girl

More than likely you’ll fuck anything or be a man eater

And honestly that’s scary

Just cuz you fucked your father and ya son,

Holy shit, tha bride that don’t make you Mary (married)

If this was a beauty pageant

Ya fat ass wouldn’t have the body for this

I aint akklaim to being a good sport, so don’t sweat the details

If I catch a big body, it’s cuz yall see well

No I said

If I catch a big body, its cuz yall see whale

No I said

if I catch a big body, cuz she’s a sea whale

the only reason virginerds give you co signs, goats, or ethers

cuz they think you female…

This bitch will bark some gay shit like she beat biz

That makes her like the place broke people shop at

A TARGET FOR CHEAP SHIT

You mad cuz a guy never came up to you and actually wanted to

Eat beat raw and or creampie

You just so fat that you had to settle for actually eating raw beat creamy pies

You think you the Lone Survivor,

should have killed me like afghani children

You let me live? Imma strike this match and add an extra O

Just to let you feel like you smoking Gooden (good then)

I guess its “Foolish Pride” for Tha Bride

To swirl as jungle bunny for the white devil then

 

[_Goldie_]

now it makes perfect sense for you to hate a black god, biz

A lot multi syllables biting Eminems style to death

That’s kinda funny to me cuz you’re actually so fat

you could actually die by biting M&M bites to death

The only time you get compared to Beyonce is for ya terrible breath

Aint I kill ya husband?

Wouldnt that make you tha widow?

You can jump at me with 22 co signers

But it remains a fact that you only throwing shots at me

from the safety of a Windows

My post counts high

Your post count low

But ya post counts respresents

LITERALLY every pound that you own

But if they fuck with you they bi ass (bias)

You a tranny that claims the queen of donkey

But is too broke to buy ass

Fuck saying my times up

You like a jailhouse barber

When the only way you think you wining battles

Is having 22 bitches co signing in the line up

When I jailed GNS

I barred his life away, miserably

Funny cuz following that battle I barred his life, literally

Too bad like a slave he need a white man to free him,

That’s bad PR, silly G

Now I got a heavyweight on my hands

That will probably drink a whole bar out physically

Since both you and GNS like the bullshit

You both chi chi men

Bulls, chi, since I tai chi (tied chi)

It makes sense you both share the same IP man?

Our beef is getting old man

Why would I feel threatened by 2014 version of Gary Coleman?

Always on the topic of fuck niggas

Kinda ironic when you never actually fucked a nigga

The fact is you an ugly fat bitch

That uses sexuality as her crutch to fame

Ya pussy can be found sleepwalkinginjapan, you lame.

Cuz if we saw how you really looked, we’d bolt, Usain

But back to bus and trains

You like chikan

That’s for people who like to get fucked on a bus and train

Its like you obsessed with bus and trains

But you only about the size of a bus or train

But you expect ya brainless dickriders to ride you like a bus or train

You wanna them to slide their cards in you and go in and out you like a bus or train

But wouldn’t that make cents (sense) that you would have a farebox (fair box)

On that bus and train?

When you a backwards liar, everything you say will just de rail

So Imma stay on track and detect every lie that failed

(scheming)

Hit you with some p90, ex (p90X)..

ample to see if that WORKOUT

But if I go the chris benoit route

Id choke this bitch by the bible with the bow flex

Everything you say is an exaggeration or a lie

But coming from a fat bitch i should know everything would be a stretch

The only reason why I don’t fuck with you

Cuz I don’t fuck bitches I cant bench press

Why the only thing on your fat bitches minds is to eat some shit?

You always mad at the skinny girls like " um eat sumn bitch"

Heres some advice for you, "eat a dick"

You look like youre about the size of an ugly WNBA team of six

You look like that ugly starter off the original Houston Comets with the big lips

And ya rhyming style was popular, in 2006

Waste of gas and big as for no reason

You basically just a Hummer bitch

Why would king die nasty (Dynasty)

I’m never DUCKing bitch

If you know what I’m about to say to you

Then I already know who fucking snitched

What I do on these boards, don’t worry mind ya biz

its funny you use such small words for a big bitch

Ya pussy like a George Zimmerman reality show,

aint nobody in their right mind touching it

If there’s an elephant in the room,

only T.SANDFORD dumb ass will be fucking it

I don’t need SixSkinsto tell me how much ya pussy stanks

I’ll chop this brides head off

like her future non existent wedding cake

Someone feed this Shy (Chi) Ho, some thai bow (tae boe)

cuz she on the backstreets sucking off BILLY’s Blanks

I don’t miss kay be (MZKB), I don’t ask a bitch I don’t play with VIBE

You catfish relationship as gay as south beach MIAMIVICE305

Imma SOUTHPAW ya left eye,

and with ya drive you gonna die

That battle was promo, even joe knows (JONOS)

Anyone who vouched for you is like SNEAK DISS, a homo

No KliCHE, If tha bride of chucky reads this scope

Then she knows for her it ends in “horro”

Word is bond that you die today, and not tommorow

You think I’m a DIRTYSANCHEZ cuz I deleted shit

Fat Fuck bitch tried to set up a battle in Donkey that wasn’t meaning shit

That double edge sword goes both ways on some lemzola shit

Those simps pathetic

I’m not sympathetic

They gonna need Ls (needles),

But not the synthetic

what youw as trying to do I saw was very pathetic

Now god gonna make sure for ya sins,

You will pray on and be very apologetic

This i the gift and the curse

when your face aint photogenic

You try to take advantage of so many people hating my guts

What you did was underestimate was the actual amount of people

who never once caught feelings and DON’T GIVE A FUCK

So you gonna hate what I tactically got written up

I love rich nigga shit so I love beauty and @fy_hunnitmz

Fat bitches on the IC was never a good @lookdude, not even for biz

I’m the @coonkillathird @Thirdeyefive you taking shit you must be smoking that @ohlala1

If we on the boat you better not plank imam make the @theboyro (the boy row)

Always had @buttuh_b but since I’m @theEyeronic1 I don’t owe dogs (ODogg)

so I’ll never be @_menace_ to society (Menace 2 Society)

You probably right now telling yourself something like you owe, god (Oh god)

I’m old school when I battle names like @grandmastersour

I’m @dalyricalbandit I’ve always had @riddlerap

So you automatically think @king_illuminati, like a higher power

I’ve been rocking @thatdamnjay since I was 9 out in these Boston streets @allday1992

Even if I had to walk @A1000miles, I always buy two

I had them @uptownconnexx and even flipped them so I easy bank them

Even had my old school pants on call them my @peezy_jenkins

Had mad hoes online b4 the IC with that @killacham (killer cam)

Ass n Tiddies so big you thought they were from @dbrazil412

My lines are like good couples call it @danielleandramel

You only got four good bars, face it, like handling a cell

I hit you with martial arts called @lemmy_mantis, act like you know a nigga well

My enemies right now lined up so these bars they @sion (sighing), homie

Treat my enemies like @allergens but always stay close to my @Broddie

I got that the @peagle05, (p eagle owe 5) @sobek (so back down) b4 you suffer that @trillfate

b4 you die with @BoDilly (bodily) fluids and become a @zombie or get ate

You know how the saying goes

Shit only real when you @ niggas, so don’t hate

 

[_Goldie_]

Talking bout you break who in half? nigga

The Only motherfuckers

who would touch you in real life is Alf nigga

This bitches body is like Lou Pescis face, I tell her

Cuz it don’t wanna see Daylight (Daylyt) again , EVER

And if someone does take a snapshot of ya pussy

It looks uglier than a Bill Cosby sweater

And if it feels like you entered this battle and you were beaten already

Cuz being ya size I musta cursed and ethered you already

And if you think with her jokes that she actually smashed biz

Go to the donkey ether thread where all her material got rehashed, shiet

That’s practically self-defense class for a size 22 fat bitch

like Star Jones who wifed a dirty faggot

so it looks like you and gns both gotta sleep in that coffin,

a California king size dirty mattress

He goes hard for you cuz he’s cheating when he sees Alice

No, he goes hard for you cuz’s he cheating when he Cialis

Seems like ya V cant get a nigga hard even when you try to Minaj it (ménage it)

But that will explain when you try to battle me

I treat you like a nobody that I met in the back of an alley

After I catch this fat body like a Dexter finale

I got banana clips cuz that’s what this chimp needs

You’re like an e-Santa Clause

The way this fat bitch be sliding down every niggas chimney

Bitch don’t bug me

All ya clothes look like Snuggies

god don’t like fat or ugly

Look at my name, you gotta trust me

The only time you gonna see your cookie get ate

is when your buying it from the grocery store stand

You like a rich chinese family

The way I keep superkicking ya four chins (fortunes)

You want to spar with Mayweather with Mike Tysons hands?

That’s gonna leave this hungry hippo with a poor chin (portion)

Ya pussy like sidekicks or fools wealth, just to touch it

I spend my whole day flipping it, like a poor man

Don’t care what that gay hoe says

With no ass you look like a Mrs. Potatoe head

How yall holla at a supposed female with no pic?

That’s like a faggot on the Jerry Springer show

“O fucked her in the ass, I thought it had no dick?”

The thought of you actually being a man just makes me so sick

But I realize thats those virgins problem

So when they find out 9 times out of 10 they got their ass catfished

Two words you won’t hear in real life, “you got raped bitch”

Two words you will heard after this battle, “you got raped bitch”

When it comes to a nut only online will ya fat ass gets AID bitch

Ya gun talk and acting like you from da hood I wouldn’t even buy that for an ounce

The biggest gangsta right now from ya hood is Lil Mouse

Knee collector even came to ya hood, now even D Rose got no bounce

This may be uncomfortable put I’mma put you in this position (disposition)

You the result of ya bitch decisions

It’s a direct reflection as the pig you living

How you run around here with that attitude

Like in that battle Biz aint wicked

You was rambling a running around everywhere

You look like Precious when she stole that chicken

If if the king takes his talent to the south, bitch (South Beach)

Don’t be offended when he dont say “Oh Hi Ho” (Ohio)

You just mad cuz I stated you from “Idaho” (I the hoe)

Doesn’t matter if You Giv Biz (you give Biz) the ‘first”t battle

As long as Biz win this last one by KO

I told you in this batlle I’ll own ya

Ya mom was a sperm whale,

and ya daddy was just a sperm donor

Everytime you talk about ya pussy I wanna vomit

You look like you too big to flush down the toilet

Pussy bad, pussy look like an omelet

If your pussy was that good, you’d be tha_wife22, lets be honest

Real rap, and thats something you have to acknowledge

So finally tha bride finally gets to see her honey moon

too bad everything you yet to find yasself a groom

maybe if you wasn’t so damn fat

youd finally fucking jump the broom

But all those future babies you having

Gonna die eventually when they exit wounds

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/6012045#Comment_6012045

Just cuz you firing hot air don’t make you a parachuters (pairofshooters)

But you do look like a hot air balloon floating above the Bermuda

You mad cuz ya pussy looks like a rough combination of Rick Ross and a barricuda

Id still stomp and move this bitch out the way more fast and furious than Luda

Ya ass must be Haitian

Cuz an earthquake begins

everytime you do a twerk video and shaking

I mean bitch you musta been conceived in a dumpster cuz you was born trash

you giving that pussy away for free, that’s a stolen porn pass

Ya pussy was never good in the first place, its like a torn pass

Your performance wasn’t very diplomatic, that’s old Rell

I meant oral, like BJ’s, this ho sells (wholesales)

Your lines I caught while fishing, all ya holes smell

Tonight marry Jane, you catching two cool Ls,

Mary Jane, Ll Cool J? That’s a GOAT sell

Being an e-ho you should be used to pillow talk

You act like you got the smith in ya hand

When all you whip is ya hair

All you got is willow’s bark

Ignoring your musta had you in ya feelings like I don’t wanna date her

First time I couldn’t be accused of being an actual chubby chaser

GNS is like “this bitch is in tims and I date her”

Just cuz she’s a fat bitch

Don’t make her an intimidator

You reveal you a big girl

Now I use that to incriminator

Everything you think you had the heart to lie about

I will de-fib, bri, later (defibrillator)

One is walking dead, the other is a walking refrigerator

It makes sense you both out of touch Cuz In yall relationship

So setting up battles in donkey aka ass,

just makes you a Master Baiter (masturbator)

Fuck her damn hands… and her man, you lame

Id knock both of them broads down easy, jango game

Then take both their hands and hang them on a django chain

I’m battling you with etherous line after etherous line like only biz can

You wish niggas would run a train on ya pussy

Like the mods banning @MillzMcCaine

You as hard as old man with no balls and no dick

The fact you couldn’t even perform in this battle

Just like ya sex life only makes you more bitch

She’s obsessed with gore in her profile

Cuz she’s only used to dead dick

I literally have ten times the amount of posts as you

But you got literally ten times the weight of me

Too bad you won’t be able to squash me in this battle

Like you’re fat ass supposed to do

Looks like you’re gonna die laughing

Cuz I got better jokes than you.

This bitch hoping this Biz will belly up

Just cuz your fatass always has to

When you make moves its not a fair shake

so I realize you’re just unnatural disaster

You’re such a big man

Id could never call you a bastard

 

[_Goldie_]

If we ever tied in this battle it would make perfect sense

cuz Biz wear suits, and you were born with ya fat suit

Biz got 99 problems but thabride aint one, bitch

You should have taken everything back with that hump, bitch

We all know da dame (Notre Dame), just a fat black bitch

You still couldnt weave my punches

Imma take brides soul (sole) for not running enough or doing crunches

I should have left you alone

Like ya classmates during highschool lunches

Liz Taylor was a Bride 16 times

Liza Minelli was a Bride 4 times

Miss Elizabeth was a bride to Macho man and Luger

so that’s 2 times

In total that’s 22, times

All them bitches dead or close to dead, don’t you realize?

So what you think gonna happen to you?

You gonna die thirsty looking for a king too!

Im aiming for ya head and shoulders no shampoo

From ya head to ya shoulders, you look just like Shamu

I will physically kill you after this battle if I find out

That you ate all the damn food

People dont want to be leaders cuz they cant take the abuse

Its easier to follow the crowd

then be crucified like Jesus or Pac in Juice

But when I call you fat and a tranny

That’s the motherfucking truth

its funny when you don’t have a picture

With words I can still paint a picture of you

Fuck ya Subway wraps if that’s why they lover her

You so fat you couldn’t even mac Donald (McDonald) Glover

Talk greasy like Kentucky fried chicken

And you will get knocked down like Dominoes, in ya kitchen

I wouldn’t Fajita your Taco Bell pussy, no dicking

Arby (or be)caught in your Pizza (piece of) Hut

You got a face as lame as Dunkin (Duncan) that’s why you Donut (don’t nut)

You talking about murder things and burger, king?

That shit don’t even make sense

This cow so fat she should be renamed the Dairy Queen

But get off ya Papa Johns, cuz you aint getting Jack in the Box

If I saw you in my bed Id either shoot you like I was going hunting or I hop (I’d hop)

You from Chicago so you used to bull rap

You’re the exact problem with hip hop n hipsters

Who aint from chicago but rock plenty of bulls caps

Cuz you draining the blood out of hip hop with all that bull crap

So my rhymes are like a metaphor restraining you with the bull strap

I’ll bring you back to the essence of hip hop cuz this burial is boom clap

Too bad this scheme was so drawn out u spend the whole time eating that Sonic food crap

#Yokozuna

You act like I was Scar (scared)

No you just cant make me mufasa (move faster) I do my own thing,

Those were ya hyenas,

But Im wont be played as the Lion King (lying king)

You even seen she male porn? Me either

But the way 22 niggas n bitches

Were dick riding this faceless bitch

I was gonna def gonna delete her

But just cuz we cant see ya face or gods beaker,

Dont mean ya words arent being profited (propheted) a false god neither

So you beating me is a false picture painted by ya believers.

So during this idle (idol) time ive been writing this biblical new testament that will bring the fire hell and brimstone to ya ikea

Its ironic how you gomna get sonned by god, but imma also give you that ether

Biz didnt like this transaction

So I closed the register

SLOW IT DOWN!

Biz didnt like this trans acting

So I closed what registered

In this battle you wont see biz pout

Cuz this time you’ll have to pay

cuz this counts (discounts)

#Mark Henry

Take a shit in a towel rub ya face wit it

Trust me nobody would notice the difference

I see whats going on here, thats instinct

Dont you think bitch?

Youll die for this internet shit

Youll die like a marytr

But the way you talk to men

Tells me you aint have a father

So you wouldntrecognize at first hand

The power of a man

I wish you was my daughter

Cuz Id recognize you was a waste of my sperm

And pulled you out and landed on them round brown tiddies on ya mama

You talk like a man

Get beat like one

You a fat nigger bitch

So I expect you to talk

like a greasy one

What you know about choking a bitch out just using your dick

Or raping a whore til she loving it

Ya thats right you wouldn’t know cuz you wasn’t born with a dick

Unless you a shemale or something, but how would we know?

This bitch still got no pics

You say biz where is yours?

It doesn’t matter, I’m a guy you stupid bitch

You see I can by a firefighter you can be a nurse

I can be a police officer you can be a nurse

I can be a businessman, you can be a nurse

You can diss me all you want,

but you’ll always need me for that ring and purse

Cuz you a bitch, and no matter what you say

Reality is, in life you fuck bitches always have it worse

Like this a bad match up, tha bride shoulda got married first so she could get that alimony

Now since you didn’t handle ya biz right, you gotat deal with god now, holy matrimony

Since you a tranny, there might be some Ginuwine (genuine) in you

No wonder you could beat a dead horse and think you can ride that pony

Those lame ass niggas gassed you up

I cant pass words (Passwurdz) now so you end up dying by that Hollow Cost (holocuast)

Id say “we have all night!”

But any nigga not Lux either tied, had a mediocre performance, or lost

Instead of being worried about who im dissing

Do what god blessed you with

And be a good nigger maid n stay the fuck in the kitchen

And try not to eat all the juicy watermelons and fried chicken

You fuck tranny..

You a bird man you shoulda been thrown in the bushes

And since youre Thursday/thirstay fuck being fountain (found a ten) you gonna be taken out just cuz you was born garbage

You the black version of Roseanne Barr

I dont een wanna know what this bitch wants to do for a Klondike bar

Fuck those "Toms" that want to see you naked

You will always be known as the fat black bitch from Parks n Recreation

You a fat black bitch with no ass wow

You let Monique aka Mrs Parker down

You wanted this first

But instead I took that same gun you pointed at me n now you got murked

Go give your pants back to gns

And tell gns to give you back your skirt

Cuz being a fat bitch is exactly whats buried inside you and that actually hurts

Dont think you can ever go against god, biz, king or a man

When you dont even got the strength to give birth

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

her shit was short but to the point, I like when mc's keep it basic but still make you feel the bar . GGB I read his shit too I liked but damn cuh .....that is a lot of shit to read

 

[_Goldie_]

If you don’t like the effects of what sugaring shit

Then just go equal

I’m not gonna battle you again

Cuz its obvious you cant see quill (sequel)

So dont talk about ya sloppy burger and how every man loves it

Cuz those the same niggas

I aint Empress (impress) with who they “Covet’

They probably wanna eat Kats fish

And probably in the box of every grumpy/evil fuckbitch

At least you know them broads can play with balls

Cuz they all can produce some pics

You spend ya days in donkey making stupid wack jokes

So its actually all you’re fault that you’ve become one big fat joke

You act like you so busy working all the time

From what I see you still going for broke

You aint a skinny well off white woman

So I’ll never believe MURDER is what SHE WROTE

You mad cuz I took my time and used preparation

You rushed, Dr Seuss rhymes don’t take any type of Dedication

You aint real pay attention

All ya bars is like reading a bad comedy convention

Every line is like ya sex life

A forced connection

Fuck paying bills any mention

Every day you rely on weave extensions (waive extensions)

I hope this shit teaches you a lesson

And battling god feels like a blessing

Cuz this felt like watching Comedy Central

During its Roasting Session

So stop bitching about every fat joke I somehow fit in

Cuz you just jealous that my jokes did something you didn’t

You suppose to be tha bride

But behind jokes you run and hide

Cuz thats a self defense mechanism

From all the hurt you suffer from inside

But thats ya fault you stupid cunt

Ironic how lying (LION) opened up something you denied

Not eating the one thing you refused

And thats ya mother fucking PRIDE

So you can take that wedding dress

Filled with ya blood and tears from when you cried

And trade it in for that black dress

Cuz in this battle you already died

- GOD MOTHAFUCKING BIZ

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

 

[gns]

Man wtf is wrong with this nigga.

All u pussy punk niggaz that he pm'd in my battle getting y'all to vote for him this y'all fault.

I hope y'all die and Satan makes y'all gotta read ALL this niggaz rhymes in hell.

Bride all day, cause she the realest nigga in this battle

 

[BrideofKilla]

The only one I'm reading is right up to the first sign off.

I did my battle without weeks of research.wrote it this morning.

This isn't a freestyle, it's a dissertation.

Fuck yo wall of text, my dude.

Terms and conditions of service. Just like I said.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Good battle.

 

[atribecalledgabi]

"I bust shots muhfucka, u ain't hear me cummin? oh that's right,u never heard that type of sound from a woman."

mmmmmmmmmmm

TALK TO EM

 

[_Goldie_]

i guess we know who had the most bars lol

Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho

 

[atribecalledgabi]

i guess we know who had the most bars lol

Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho

yea @GodGivBiz making me read on my break & shit smh

 

[DOPEdweebz]

You calling me a fuck nigga, now you got a brother backwards

That will leave ya head cracked like BG, K

Didnt even realize what I intended there. I'm off this.