Batman Vs...

[yeah i rap so don't]

Hulk. And the comic doesn't count, Batman would break his leg on Hulk's stomach if he kicked him and Hulk is now immune to gas IIRC. Also Thor, Loki, Doom, Magneto, Storm, Nova, and more SHOULD beat Batman, depends on the writer though. They have him do stupid retarded shit to win. Also Flash, he can't possibly lose logically.

I love how you always say shit doesn't count lmmfao. Batman ends up beating them all, I do not know how, but he will. Writers love him. DC and Marvel the company does not matter. Most if not all have a special place in their heart for him.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

being that all them super powered up characters are getting they ass handed to them by a human is some GOAT shit

 

[nujerz84]

(SMH at the bad batman story writing)

It is the worst story writing. The dude with no powers can beat anybody because whoever he is fighting let's him take a break to go form a plan. Since when did Batman become the smartest person in all of comic land that he can invent whatever needed to be invented.

Hes known as The World Greatest Detective and hes Rich as Fuck and owns a company that makes weapons etc etc

 

[Amotekun]

Batman is every fanboys wet dream because he is low hanging fruit, he is as close to a superhero someone can dream of becoming so of course writers and fanboys are gonna make him hard as fuck to kill/beat.

If it were written true, Batman atmost would've had a five year career before a lucky bullet got his ass.

.45>>>>>>>>>batman

hulk>>>>>>>> .45

hulk>>>>>>>>batman

 

[nujerz84]

Batman is every fanboys wet dream because he is low hanging fruit, he is as close to a superhero someone can dream of becoming so of course writers and fanboys are gonna make him hard as fuck to kill/beat.

If it were written true, Batman atmost would've had a five year career before a lucky bullet got his ass.

.45>>>>>>>>>batman

hulk>>>>>>>> .45

hulk>>>>>>>>batman

HEATHEN... HOW DARE U SPEAK SUCH TREACHERY OF THE GOD BATMAN....

Batman suit is bulletproof..

 

[I Am Him]

(SMH at the bad batman story writing)

It is the worst story writing. The dude with no powers can beat anybody because whoever he is fighting let's him take a break to go form a plan. Since when did Batman become the smartest person in all of comic land that he can invent whatever needed to be invented.

Hes known as The World Greatest Detective and hes Rich as Fuck and owns a company that makes weapons etc etc

The Worlds Greatest Detective is not the same as the Worlds Greatest Inventor.

 

[nujerz84]

(SMH at the bad batman story writing)

It is the worst story writing. The dude with no powers can beat anybody because whoever he is fighting let's him take a break to go form a plan. Since when did Batman become the smartest person in all of comic land that he can invent whatever needed to be invented.

Hes known as The World Greatest Detective and hes Rich as Fuck and owns a company that makes weapons etc etc

The Worlds Greatest Detective is not the same as the Worlds Greatest Inventor.

Hes rich as fuck and has numerous technology and resources at his disposal... he has people to do that shit for him. Luxcious Fox for example... and Bruce Wayne is one of the smarter humans in comic books.

His company is Wayne Tech... and he eaisly can stuff from LexCorp or Star Labs to make stuff.

 

[I Am Him]

Hulk. And the comic doesn't count, Batman would break his leg on Hulk's stomach if he kicked him and Hulk is now immune to gas IIRC. Also Thor, Loki, Doom, Magneto, Storm, Nova, and more SHOULD beat Batman, depends on the writer though. They have him do stupid retarded shit to win. Also Flash, he can't possibly lose logically.

I love how you always say shit doesn't count lmmfao. Batman ends up beating them all, I do not know how, but he will. Writers love him. DC and Marvel the company does not matter. Most if not all have a special place in their heart for him.

I think if Marvel got the chance to tell any Batman story they want, they would kill him off in the first couple of pages and try to figure out who did it the rest of the issue or series.

 

[nujerz84]

Personally speaking as I kid I was pretty big Marvel fan...Spiderman, XMEN, Captain America, Sliver Surfer and didnt mess with DC...I stopped fucking with Comics once I became a teen.. now as Im older and getting back into comics I really only fuck with Batman as I find Marvel heroes to be on some childish kid shit.

 

[I Am Him]

Personally speaking as I kid I was pretty big Marvel fan...Spiderman, XMEN, Captain America, Sliver Surfer and didnt mess with DC...I stopped fucking with Comics once I became a teen.. now as Im older and getting back into comics I really only fuck with Batman as I find Marvel heroes to be on some childish kid shit.

I think it's the opposite. I read both DC and Marvel and Marvel seems to have stories that are more real and more adult. DC's heroes are too powerful to not be looked at as childish. You got people that can time travel by running fast, a normal human who can't be beat by anybody because he's rich and determined, and a fleet of space cops with one of the most powerful weapons ever on their finger. Marvel's characters have flaws and real world problems. How many DC heroes had to get unemployment or put their life on the line for people who would rather kill them than get help from somebody born different?

 

[nujerz84]

Personally speaking as I kid I was pretty big Marvel fan...Spiderman, XMEN, Captain America, Sliver Surfer and didnt mess with DC...I stopped fucking with Comics once I became a teen.. now as Im older and getting back into comics I really only fuck with Batman as I find Marvel heroes to be on some childish kid shit.

I think it's the opposite. I read both DC and Marvel and Marvel seems to have stories that are more real and more adult. DC's heroes are too powerful to not be looked at as childish. You got people that can time travel by running fast, a normal human who can't be beat by anybody because he's rich and determined, and a fleet of space cops with one of the most powerful weapons ever on their finger. Marvel's characters have flaws and real world problems. How many DC heroes had to get unemployment or put their life on the line for people who would rather kill them than get help from somebody born different?

I think you missed the part where I said I only fuck with Batman....

 

[aneed123]

they be cheating for Batman... he is human. fuck prep time one on one random fight he loses to most of those characters

 

[I Am Him]

Personally speaking as I kid I was pretty big Marvel fan...Spiderman, XMEN, Captain America, Sliver Surfer and didnt mess with DC...I stopped fucking with Comics once I became a teen.. now as Im older and getting back into comics I really only fuck with Batman as I find Marvel heroes to be on some childish kid shit.

I think it's the opposite. I read both DC and Marvel and Marvel seems to have stories that are more real and more adult. DC's heroes are too powerful to not be looked at as childish. You got people that can time travel by running fast, a normal human who can't be beat by anybody because he's rich and determined, and a fleet of space cops with one of the most powerful weapons ever on their finger. Marvel's characters have flaws and real world problems. How many DC heroes had to get unemployment or put their life on the line for people who would rather kill them than get help from somebody born different?

I think you missed the part where I said I only fuck with Batman....

No, I caught that part, but you said Marvel heroes are on some childish kid shit. I was saying that I think Batman and the whole DC universe is way more childish than Marvel. Kids want to be superheroes and the closest thing a human is getting to it is Batman, but expecting somebody with no powers to beat everybody he comes across is childish. What problems does he have when he is not Batman except not being able to be Bruce Wayne?

 

[nujerz84]

Again Im talking Batman and only Batman something that u dont comprehend.

His mere origin and how he became to be Batman is more realistic than any other well known hero in the world of comics.

No alien or spaceshit, super serum, radioactive spiders, no majically or surgical enhanced shit, no green lantern ring etc... Just marital arts training, money/resources and intelligence.

Batman has lost plenty of times...Got addicted to Drugs when he tried to get stronger when he failed to resuce a child..One of the Best Batman stories written.

Batman the GOAT character period.

 

[Copper]

word...nujerz...dudes in here actuall catchin feelings....batman has been beatin to a pulp plenty of times in the comics...hell bane broke his back over his knee, slade stabbed him with a sword and spawn whipped on him with those magic green hands

where the hell yall been?

most recently in the new 52 justice league...superman choked him out

 

[I Am Him]

Again Im talking Batman and only Batman something that u dont comprehend.

His mere origin and how he became to be Batman is more realistic than any other well known hero in the world of comics.

No alien or spaceshit, super serum, radioactive spiders, no majically or surgical enhanced shit, no green lantern ring etc... Just marital arts training, money/resources and intelligence.

Batman has lost plenty of times...Got addicted to Drugs when he tried to get stronger when he failed to resuce a child..One of the Best Batman stories written.

Batman the GOAT character period.

Again, I said I caught that but it does not change the fact that Batman is not the most realistic. I would say the Punisher is more realistic. A war vet who lost his family and decided to murder everybody associated with crime is more realistic than a person going out in a bat costume and fighting crime.

 

[I Am Him]

word...nujerz...dudes in here actuall catchin feelings....batman has been beatin to a pulp plenty of times in the comics...hell bane broke his back over his knee, slade stabbed him with a sword and spawn whipped on him with those magic green hands

where the hell yall been?

most recently in the new 52 justice league...superman choked him out

Who's catchin feelings, I know about Bane, Slade, and Spawn but why is it everytime somebody says Batman vs whoever it is always the same response. With prep time..... How many fights have you been in where you let somebody leave in the middle of a fight to come up with something to beat you with? Batman is the product of since he does not have any powers he has to be shown as the best at everything to explain how he is not dead. It's just like the Flash and Superman. The Flash is faster than Superman because that is his only power.

 

[nujerz84]

A child watching his parents murdered in front of his eyes and vowing revenge is no different than Punisher. Batman dosnt kill yet the Police (cept Gordon) and Government wants to arrest or kill him for fighting crime.

Punisher kills i don't read him but is he even wanted by the authorities? He went to the military, Batman went to Martial Arts Dojos and school to learn his detective skills...

Both have a guy for technology etc IMO the Fact Punisher Kills with a SKULL on his chest hurts ur point

 

[nujerz84]

word...nujerz...dudes in here actuall catchin feelings....batman has been beatin to a pulp plenty of times in the comics...hell bane broke his back over his knee, slade stabbed him with a sword and spawn whipped on him with those magic green hands

where the hell yall been?

most recently in the new 52 justice league...superman choked him out

Who's catchin feelings, I know about Bane, Slade, and Spawn but why is it everytime somebody says Batman vs whoever it is always the same response. With prep time..... How many fights have you been in where you let somebody leave in the middle of a fight to come up with something to beat you with? Batman is the product of since he does not have any powers he has to be shown as the best at everything to explain how he is not dead. It's just like the Flash and Superman. The Flash is faster than Superman because that is his only power.

Batman was killed before...

 

[I Am Him]

A child watching his parents murdered in front of his eyes and vowing revenge is no different than Punisher. Batman dosnt kill yet the Police (cept Gordon) and Government wants to arrest or kill him for fighting crime.

Punisher kills i don't read him but is he even wanted by the authorities? He went to the military, Batman went to Martial Arts Dojos and school to learn his detective skills...

Both have a guy for technology etc IMO the Fact Punisher Kills with a SKULL on his chest hurts ur point[/quote

It's different because Punisher didn't travel the world off his trust fund to learn from the top masters in every fighting form. The Punisher just relies on the skills the US government taught him. Now which one is more likely to happen in the real world? Killing bad guys does not hurt my point. If anything, it just adds to my point of how unrealistic and childish Batman is. How many lives could have been saved if Batman would have killed the Joker years ago? Or if he does not want to kill him fine, if he can invent devices to beat everybody ever, how come he can't invent a prison to keep these dudes in?