First of all, fuck all y'all hating on us tall dudes. Speaking for myself, I got tall later on, so I was used to being a short-ass guard/wingman jump shooter by the time I got tall. Never got all that post move, pivot, Hakeem stuff in because all the block meant for me was "Get that shit out of here."
With that said, I do love pissing off the little guards with insane handles. The ball is always coming back to the hand, so I just get rips and tips by intercepting the ball as it comes off the floor. They talk the most shit about how I ain't got no post game, but walk off with seven or eight turnovers on a good game.
What I hate more than anything, though, is the "Superstar" that has no shot/heart. He might've been the star in high school/JC/college or is currently the star on his team, but all he has is dribbles and speed. However, if he gets locked down defensively, he has no jumper but everyone ignores that. Then he complains like the world is ending if somebody else misses two shots in a row, so he spends the next 30 minutes over dribbling going 5-of-25. This is the type that also quits hustling when they start losing by more than three or don't do rematches when they win a game by a point.