Ayo Lets Keep It Trill: I Do NOT Want To Talk In An Elevator

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

I don't know why people feel forced to begin an awkward conversation on the elevator.

"Hey - Hows the Weather out th" SHUT UP.

What are some of the elevator stories you been through in that awkward box?

Bruh when it's a bad as gurl I almost always spark up convo. Most of the time though where I go the elevators is packed!

 

[thehonorable]

I don't know why people feel forced to begin an awkward conversation on the elevator.

"Hey - Hows the Weather out th" SHUT UP.

What are some of the elevator stories you been through in that awkward box?

Bruh when it's a bad as gurl I almost always spark up convo. Most of the time though where I go the elevators is packed!

Thats like 1 / 20 times. And I realized you got 25 seconds...I find trouble closing at a bar - way better as an opener.

I just do that Change CLothes imagination scene and be done with my day.

 

[King Erauno]

nothin more awkward than havin a convo with someone on the elevator and that joint got several people on it. indian niggas do it the most tho

 

[Chi Snow]

Walking 'round, always mad reputation....

I'm one of the most unapproachable ppl I know, so thankfully very few ppl try to spark up a convo with me anywhere

 

[TheBoyRo]

I work on the 10th floor at my job and I hate taking the elevator down when the day is over, hell I sometimes take the stairs just to avoid awkward and stupid convo with people

 

[MsSouthern]

Doesn't matter where I am ... folks always want to spark up a convo with me

ALWAYS !!!!

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Fartin' in the elevator then someone gettin' on is WOAT

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

never had that issue, elevator conversation is cracka shit

 

[Cinco]

3rd floor Hit em w the how u doing and keep pressing.

If she bad though, gotta speak. Can't be like mr carter

Headed to the gym, 10th floor no issue, I just put my headphones on

 

[VIBE]

One time some guy was rambling on about his day, he went silent and stared at me to responded, I looked up at him and he started to talk, I smiled and said "I'm deaf" in sign language. His face went from white to red. He said "sorry" and looked at the floor the rest of the time.

Soon as I got off the elevator, I busted out laughing.

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

Kinda depends tho, if u cool pplz then it's ayt bt if I don't normally talk to u I'm whipping out my fone nd pretending I'm busy. Just to avoid that lil awkwardness

 

[konceptjones]

dead of winter back in michigan, one of them 0 degree days. I had my infamous gut mangling, yet ever so delicious chili the night before and brought some in to work. I farted the whole drive to the office and it was so bad I had to keep the windows down for the whole ride in.

Got on the elevator, I work on one of the top floors of the building so my ride is long. Shit got crowded almost immediately. Got through the first two floors when my stomach started to hurt badly. That kind of intestinal gas pain where you just want to roll up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep, hoping you'll fart it out while dreaming about pleasant things.

I wasn't about to sit there and have tears rolling down my cheeks 'cause of no damned gas...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAABRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP PPPPP

The smell was suffocating and it filled the air with a violent speed I've never witnessed ever in life. One woman gagged, folks covered their noses en mass, all you heard was lil whispers...

oh my god...

what the fuck...

I'm gonna be sick

oh my, oh holy hell

The only other bruh on the elevator just stared at me until he couldn't take it anymore...

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK???!!!

My floor came, I got off, turned around and held up my lunch bag and said "chili" and walked away.

 

[Batman.]

No but I hate people that take elevators just to go to the second floor.

 

[700]

I scare some people so strangers dont talk to me