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Emerald City Rolla;3098704 said:
Mitch McConnell is compared to a turtle all the time. If you had to compare him to any other animal BUT a turtle, which would it be?
funny you mention it
mitch-mcconnell-totally-looks-like-pans-labyrinth-monster.jpg
 
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pico rivera;3098731 said:
you still gonna be too young

I SAID ANIMAL GODDAMMIT! MISS ME WITH THAT NARNIA BS

P.S. do you think that pan's labyrinth creature thinks hands jobs look way too much like blow jobs from its perspective?
 
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Emerald City Rolla;3098743 said:
I SAID ANIMAL GODDAMMIT! MISS ME WITH THAT NARNIA BS

P.S. do you think that pan's labyrinth creature thinks hands jobs look way too much like blow jobs from its perspective?
:( narnia counts they had a lion!!

lmao @ the bolded more like ghetto gaggers, dont they get dick slapped in the eyes
 
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pico rivera;3098773 said:
:( narnia counts they had a lion!!

lmao @ the bolded more like ghetto gaggers, dont they get dick slapped in the eyes

i'll go with your recommendation as I haven't ever had a dick inches from my face. Which brings me to my next question: would you rather noone show up for your wedding or your funeral? Why?
 
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Emerald City Rolla;3098884 said:
i'll go with your recommendation as I haven't ever had a dick inches from my face. Which brings me to my next question: would you rather noone show up for your wedding or your funeral? Why?

wedding, i plan on inviting 5 people and if they didnt come that would sting

no one coming to my funeral anyway cause im not having one
 
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pico rivera;3098932 said:
wedding, i plan on inviting 5 people and if they didnt come that would sting

no one coming to my funeral anyway cause im not having one

If you were forced to have sexwith one animal, would it resemble Mitch McConnell?

NO NARNIA
 
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Emerald City Rolla;3099079 said:
Aight, last question before I finish my night cap. You laughed out loud at that landing strip comment didn't you?

hell yea lmao
its was just random and it brought a visual of some jizz on a landing strip to my head
 
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pico rivera;3099089 said:
hell yea lmao
its was just random and it brought a visual of some jizz on a landing strip to my head

And that's why Muhammad didn't want A-rabs to drink. He knew if we made enough women with SO's laugh that TSA would be the least of our problems...
 
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Emerald City Rolla;3099117 said:
And that's why Muhammad didn't want A-rabs to drink. He knew if we made enough women with SO's laugh that TSA would be the least of our problems...

lmao ok your on a roll now!

my kinda guy
 
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