theBlackbeard
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zombie;4815450 said:
It was implied tho.
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zombie;4815450 said:theBlackbeard;4815393 said:zombie;4815382 said:theBlackbeard;4815374 said:Explain dude.
What do you want me too.
Yea you said it's easy to explain why all the stuff in the bible is taking place today. Explain, I want to know.
No, i said it was easy to explain all the things that went on in the bible. I never mention anything about today. what goes on today is different from what went on in the bible because now we have christ so we should know better but we don't do better so we have even less of an excuse.
zombie;4815472 said:God-I_Am_Ether;4815414 said:Explain why the all powerful loving forgiving merciful Bible God never once solved a problem in the bible by being loving, forgiving or merciful. Why has did never once use peaceful solutions between warring people?
Because ending our disputes is not god's responsibility. He is not a jini from a lamp we can't just snap our fingers and get him to do whatever we want. it's our job to make the world he has given us a better place.
1 kings 19:22
19 Micaiah continued, “Therefore hear the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne with all the multitudes of heaven standing around him on his right and on his left. 20 And the Lord said, ‘Who will entice Ahab into attacking Ramoth Gilead and going to his death there?’
“One suggested this, and another that. 21 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before the Lord and said, ‘I will entice him.’
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
God-I_Am_Ether;4815511 said:zombie;4815472 said:God-I_Am_Ether;4815414 said:Explain why the all powerful loving forgiving merciful Bible God never once solved a problem in the bible by being loving, forgiving or merciful. Why has did never once use peaceful solutions between warring people?
Because ending our disputes is not god's responsibility. He is not a jini from a lamp we can't just snap our fingers and get him to do whatever we want. it's our job to make the world he has given us a better place.
He sure a fuck started them.
We are talking about the Holy Bible God right? The one that sends a lying angel to provoke war. That one?
1 kings 19:22
19 Micaiah continued, “Therefore hear the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne with all the multitudes of heaven standing around him on his right and on his left. 20 And the Lord said, ‘Who will entice Ahab into attacking Ramoth Gilead and going to his death there?’
“One suggested this, and another that. 21 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before the Lord and said, ‘I will entice him.’
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
CracceR;4815535 said:i think im goin hindu in 2k13 all this shit here is depressin
atleast they have gnarly colorful gods and all
God-I_Am_Ether;4815584 said:1 Kings 22:22
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
zombie;4815698 said:God-I_Am_Ether;4815584 said:1 Kings 22:22
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
This was micaiah explaining to the king that all of the kings prophets could not tell the truth from a lie god allowed this because the king was not good he rejected god so god blinded his prophets. God won't cause evil but he will let it come to you. Also micaiah is explaining this in a way his listener can under stand god needs no consul and the angels don't give him advice. this is parable anyway.
God-I_Am_Ether;477180 said:Let's be honest. The VILLIAN always wins. Even if good gets a win, the good usually turns bad.
God-I_Am_Ether;477180 said:The good is just not as organized as the bad.
God-I_Am_Ether;477180 said:Every messiah that's came to earth eventually abandoned his/her people on some "I'll be back shit" meanwhile the VILLIAN is like I'm still here.
God-I_Am_Ether;477180 said:Evil always wins because the Gods are evil.
zombie;4815327 said:No it's not. The bible is allegory, history, law, poetry, and so much more all mixed into one wonderful whole. Most people only see things at ground level but the higher up you go you get to see more of the whole structure. If you judge it onlt at ground level then you will never see the glory of it.
God-I_Am_Ether;4816518 said:zombie;4815698 said:God-I_Am_Ether;4815584 said:1 Kings 22:22
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘I will go out and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
This was micaiah explaining to the king that all of the kings prophets could not tell the truth from a lie god allowed this because the king was not good he rejected god so god blinded his prophets. God won't cause evil but he will let it come to you. Also micaiah is explaining this in a way his listener can under stand god needs no consul and the angels don't give him advice. this is parable anyway.
GTFOH!
July 16, 2011 By Jacqueline Boss
This Comedy-Fantasy is one of my favorites to read when I'm having a bad day, along with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail transcript! King James is a comedic genius rivaling Ricky Gervais and will surely be remembered as such for generations to come.
The plot follows the antagonistic character God, an angsty old man hungry for power, who becomes bored in his isolation and so creates a magical world where he places a naked man and a woman, but neglects to tell them the difference between right and wrong. He puts a magic forbidden apple on a tree and places a magic snake to tempt the naked people to eat the magic apple, apparently forgetting that he forgot to teach them what it means to be "wrong" about trusting the snake and eating the apple- so they eat the apple, and then the fun really begins!
Follow God through the years as he overcomes obstacles such as figuring out how to kill off the human race, impregnating a married woman, and being generally disliked by the majority of the world's population!
With countless stories about incest, murder, rape, violence, and genocide OK'd by God, The Holy Bible is a laugh a minute! I just love that every hotel I visit already has The Holy Bible laid out for me, where I can easily reach it if I am feeling homesick and need a quick pick-me-up.
::SPOILER ALERT::
The character Satan fill's the role of God's avasary. Satan and God both enjoy killing people- in the end however, with his all-powerful and all-knowing magical powers, God racks up thousands of kills while Satan is barely able to boast a handful!
The next time you find yourself a hankerin' for a Saturday night box office comedy, consider a cheaper alternative. Stay home and read the Bible.
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God-I_Am_Ether;4816972 said:Classic summary of the bible.
July 16, 2011 By Jacqueline Boss
This Comedy-Fantasy is one of my favorites to read when I'm having a bad day, along with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail transcript! King James is a comedic genius rivaling Ricky Gervais and will surely be remembered as such for generations to come.
The plot follows the antagonistic character God, an angsty old man hungry for power, who becomes bored in his isolation and so creates a magical world where he places a naked man and a woman, but neglects to tell them the difference between right and wrong. He puts a magic forbidden apple on a tree and places a magic snake to tempt the naked people to eat the magic apple, apparently forgetting that he forgot to teach them what it means to be "wrong" about trusting the snake and eating the apple- so they eat the apple, and then the fun really begins!
Follow God through the years as he overcomes obstacles such as figuring out how to kill off the human race, impregnating a married woman, and being generally disliked by the majority of the world's population!
With countless stories about incest, murder, rape, violence, and genocide OK'd by God, The Holy Bible is a laugh a minute! I just love that every hotel I visit already has The Holy Bible laid out for me, where I can easily reach it if I am feeling homesick and need a quick pick-me-up.
::SPOILER ALERT::
The character Satan fill's the role of God's avasary. Satan and God both enjoy killing people- in the end however, with his all-powerful and all-knowing magical powers, God racks up thousands of kills while Satan is barely able to boast a handful!
The next time you find yourself a hankerin' for a Saturday night box office comedy, consider a cheaper alternative. Stay home and read the Bible.
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God-I_Am_Ether;4817098 said:The Bible God is a very evil upset man. He gets mad at his creation. A Perfect God that cannot seem to create a perfect species. He failed with the Angels. he failed with humans. And he failed with he himself as his son.
He creates man then man fucks up he kills man. Over and Over.
It makes you wonder what lucifer found out about God and why God never killed lucifer. Humans do not need a devil to be evil so lucifer/Satan/the devil is useless.
In the old testament God order all the killings all the evil shit. Not once did a Satan/lucifer/devil act alone without the consent of the Bible God.
Shizlansky;4814580 said:God kicked Adam and eve at the garden, for fucking up once. What yall think gon happen to yall repeat offenders?
If you look back god fucked over folks over one fuck up.
Rick Ross aint the only one who don't forgive
zombie;4817170 said:God-I_Am_Ether;4817098 said:The Bible God is a very evil upset man. He gets mad at his creation. A Perfect God that cannot seem to create a perfect species. He failed with the Angels. he failed with humans. And he failed with he himself as his son.
He creates man then man fucks up he kills man. Over and Over.
It makes you wonder what lucifer found out about God and why God never killed lucifer. Humans do not need a devil to be evil so lucifer/Satan/the devil is useless.
In the old testament God order all the killings all the evil shit. Not once did a Satan/lucifer/devil act alone without the consent of the Bible God.
You are confused. All the god ordered old testament killing were good all of them. it is because we were originally made perfect that we fell into sin it is the reason why lucifer fell into it as well. freewill is part of that perfection free will creates the chance of sin and the result of sin is death. You cannot blame god for destroying men who sin it's like being mad at the water for being wet.