Are you your momma's favorite child ?

[OmegaConflict]

Powder room

>>>>>>>> way

 

[Dazzling]

Yes

 

[BenjaminE]

I am the middle child and so is she...

So no...

 

[mryounggun]

This is an ongoing joke with me and my sister over the last 20 years.

HER: She loves you more. She had me and I was a disappointment so she had you and was satisfied so she stopped having kids.

ME: She had you and was so happy with you that she wanted another. Had me and I was a disappointment so she said 'Fuck this shit! Let me just stop now before I get another fuck up! I guess my first born was lightening in a bottle!'

 

[5onblackhandside]

ugly babies like me dont get no love

 

[KingFreeman]

She low key said that she had preference/affinity for my older brother because he was her first child. It wasn't malicious, I don't think she even realized it, but me and my older bro were beefing heavy at the time, so damn if that shit ain't hit me like a fucking bullet. Didn't really talk to her or my bro for a couple years after that shit happened. Straight phased em out. Pops died and I had to squash that shit for the fam tho.

Funny now I can't stand anyone in my fam but my older bro. Im about the same age he was when we were beefing and I get what he was trying to do for me. Life hits you fast fr.

 

[KingFreeman]

So y'all just gon let a nigga pour his heart out and not say nothing huh...

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I'm .......sorry.....?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

She low key said that she had preference/affinity for my older brother because he was her first child. It wasn't malicious, I don't think she even realized it, but me and my older bro were beefing heavy at the time, so damn if that shit ain't hit me like a fucking bullet. Didn't really talk to her or my bro for a couple years after that shit happened. Straight phased em out. Pops died and I had to squash that shit for the fam tho.

Funny now I can't stand anyone in my fam but my older bro. Im about the same age he was when we were beefing and I get what he was trying to do for me. Life hits you fast fr.

I tell my niggas with multiple kids to watch out for that shit man. No coincidence that my brother Dave and I visit our mum the least and we got the least love comin' up. Caribbeans are heavy with the first boy thing, straight up admit it to your face smh.

 

[CapitalB]

nah..

my lil brother holds that honor..

im her closest child tho..

im also my granny's favorite as well as a handful of aunties..

 

[MizuryLillith]

Nope. And I'm her only child...

Remember "Mommy Dearest"?...

Now think that on both psychic and psychological levels....

My life story is mostly a lie...

I hate the stories I have.

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

Not only am I the oldest sibling, but im the oldest grandchild and great-grandchild.

Needless to say, I get alot of hate from my brothers, sisters, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd cousins.

Them muthafuckaz wont even give me a "like" on my fb posts.

 

[B23Dtown]

 

[illestni99ainne]

One of my brothers is a cokehead the other is a Ike Turner so yeah I think so

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

One of my brothers is a cokehead the other is a Ike Turner so yeah I think so

Ike Turner invented rock and roll and is credited for the first ever distorted guitar sound.