Anybody else kinda hate dogs?

[Billy_Poncho]

How yall don't like something that greets you like this?

 

[Will Munny]

Fuck outta here, my dog and I were fucking best friends.

I could tell him anything and he'd give me the proper reaction, it's like he knew what I was saying. I remember I told him some wack ass shit about some drama with my girl and I (currently my wife) and he looked up at me like "wtf" and got up, looked at me once more, turned his head in shame and walked away.

That's a damn friend, not a dog.

Plus, he'd blaze with me all the time. We shared ice cream too.

FOH w "dogs ain't shit".

I'll kick you in your big toe.

dog, you ain't supposed to be givin your friend processed sugar, when ur friend is a dog.

 

[BoldChild]

I read the title as, "Anybody else kinda hate hot dogs?"

I was nodding to, and cosigning everything in the first post until I got to the "loves you" part, then I was like "wait a minute", and read the title again.

-_-

I gotta make a parody.serious thread now.

 

[VIBE]

Fuck outta here, my dog and I were fucking best friends.

I could tell him anything and he'd give me the proper reaction, it's like he knew what I was saying. I remember I told him some wack ass shit about some drama with my girl and I (currently my wife) and he looked up at me like "wtf" and got up, looked at me once more, turned his head in shame and walked away.

That's a damn friend, not a dog.

Plus, he'd blaze with me all the time. We shared ice cream too.

FOH w "dogs ain't shit".

I'll kick you in your big toe.

dog, you ain't supposed to be givin your friend processed sugar, when ur friend is a dog.

He was perfectly fine.

 

[KingFreeman]

I don't fuck with any animal that don't fuck with me.

I have a dog tho. She's well trained and doesn't do too much fuck shit. All i gotta do is give her the death stare and she knows to lay down and stfu. Only thing she does that cheeses me is she'll sit in front of ppl when they're eating with the most depressing look on her face like some world vision ad or some shit then I get stupid ppl like "aww you don't feed her enough" shit gets me mad as fuck. She has ppl weak.

She's the homie tho. Had her for 13 years now. She's literally been there for everything. good or bad, highs and the lows. U can't replace that shit.

 

[700]

im not a animal person period

 

[hoezondeckcom]

i hate all fuck animals i just eat them bitches

 

[KingFreeman]

I love all animals, but dogs are usually hella annoying! They jump on you, drool all over the place, bark constantly, chase everything. It seems their owners spend most of their time trying to control them!

A dog is only as smart as its owner.

I try to tell people this all the time. Its not a tomagachi or a fucking teddy bear. If u don't give a fuck the dog isn't gonna give a fuck and fuck shit will follow. I convinced my friends parents to put down her dog. She was tight as fuck. But she didn't give a fuck about the dog tho. Grown ass ppl in the house getting into heated arguments about walking the dogwhile it just pisses and shits everywhere. But the dog bit 9 ppl over 3 years. It was aggressive as fuck. I told em straight your gonna catch a lawsuit or that dog gon turn on one of y'all. Sure enough a couple days later dog snapped and bit a huge chunk of her dads arm off. I was like I told you, I told you, I told you. He took that dog to a kennel the next day where it bit 2 of the workers and they just ended up putting it down anyway. Lol. I felt bad but not really. These ppl were horrible dog owners. The dog didnt deserve that shit. U gotta put that time in its like having a child that develops real fast but also stops growing and learning real fast so u gotta capitalize on that shit. It amazes to see ppl that can't stop a dog from jumping and licking everything or ppl that get pulled around while walking their dogs. Like you can't out think a dog? Quick run in front of that moving bus over there.

 

[rooster_cogburn]

My german shepherd dont play that lick shit. Str8 up, this nigga aint never licked my face. Dont tell me they only "love" you cuz you feed them and shit. When I leave err morning the lady say this nigga will pull one of my shirts out the closet on lay on it til she make him get up.

He knows "go eat", "bring it here", "pick it up", "get up" "chill", "go get him", and then the usual commands. I never need a leash, if im washing the whip, he knows to stay in the yard, within 30-40' of wherever i am, and out of the street. He has never just run out there like a blind dog. (does help we live in a cul de sac)

You wont believe how many times a week grown ass men stop in their tracks when they see him. I got the 9mm under the bed, but this nigga is unlimited ammo.

My mufuckin nigga right chea. Dont fuck around with this fuck around.

 

[Will Munny]

Fuck outta here, my dog and I were fucking best friends.

I could tell him anything and he'd give me the proper reaction, it's like he knew what I was saying. I remember I told him some wack ass shit about some drama with my girl and I (currently my wife) and he looked up at me like "wtf" and got up, looked at me once more, turned his head in shame and walked away.

That's a damn friend, not a dog.

Plus, he'd blaze with me all the time. We shared ice cream too.

FOH w "dogs ain't shit".

I'll kick you in your big toe.

dog, you ain't supposed to be givin your friend processed sugar, when ur friend is a dog.

He was perfectly fine.

yah i see dogs eat chocolate all the time and ain't shit happen but they say don't let em eat it all the time.

 

[jay83]

I love all animals, but dogs are usually hella annoying! They jump on you, drool all over the place, bark constantly, chase everything. It seems their owners spend most of their time trying to control them!

A dog is only as smart as its owner.

I try to tell people this all the time. Its not a tomagachi or a fucking teddy bear. If u don't give a fuck the dog isn't gonna give a fuck and fuck shit will follow. I convinced my friends parents to put down her dog. She was tight as fuck. But she didn't give a fuck about the dog tho. Grown ass ppl in the house getting into heated arguments about walking the dogwhile it just pisses and shits everywhere. But the dog bit 9 ppl over 3 years. It was aggressive as fuck. I told em straight your gonna catch a lawsuit or that dog gon turn on one of y'all. Sure enough a couple days later dog snapped and bit a huge chunk of her dads arm off. I was like I told you, I told you, I told you. He took that dog to a kennel the next day where it bit 2 of the workers and they just ended up putting it down anyway. Lol. I felt bad but not really. These ppl were horrible dog owners. The dog didnt deserve that shit. U gotta put that time in its like having a child that develops real fast but also stops growing and learning real fast so u gotta capitalize on that shit. It amazes to see ppl that can't stop a dog from jumping and licking everything or ppl that get pulled around while walking their dogs. Like you can't out think a dog? Quick

run in front of that moving bus over there.

this may be far fetched, but I think dog owners need to be registered and have a carfax like record you can look up.

If you owned 2 pitbulls and they attacked a person in the last year, you shouldnt have one. Lol. (Excluding defending the home)

Certain people shouldnt be owning baby sharks ahem... i mean Pitbulls or rotweilers or doberman pinchers if they cant watch over them.

Im gonna go get a pet gorilla and a pet jaguar and just parade around the neighborhood with no leashes on them. Lol

 

[KingFreeman]

I love all animals, but dogs are usually hella annoying! They jump on you, drool all over the place, bark constantly, chase everything. It seems their owners spend most of their time trying to control them!

A dog is only as smart as its owner.

I try to tell people this all the time. Its not a tomagachi or a fucking teddy bear. If u don't give a fuck the dog isn't gonna give a fuck and fuck shit will follow. I convinced my friends parents to put down her dog. She was tight as fuck. But she didn't give a fuck about the dog tho. Grown ass ppl in the house getting into heated arguments about walking the dogwhile it just pisses and shits everywhere. But the dog bit 9 ppl over 3 years. It was aggressive as fuck. I told em straight your gonna catch a lawsuit or that dog gon turn on one of y'all. Sure enough a couple days later dog snapped and bit a huge chunk of her dads arm off. I was like I told you, I told you, I told you. He took that dog to a kennel the next day where it bit 2 of the workers and they just ended up putting it down anyway. Lol. I felt bad but not really. These ppl were horrible dog owners. The dog didnt deserve that shit. U gotta put that time in its like having a child that develops real fast but also stops growing and learning real fast so u gotta capitalize on that shit. It amazes to see ppl that can't stop a dog from jumping and licking everything or ppl that get pulled around while walking their dogs. Like you can't out think a dog? Quick

run in front of that moving bus over there.

Certain people shouldnt be owning baby sharks ahem... i mean Pitbulls or rotweilers or doberman pinchers if they cant watch over them.

Dead @ baby sharks. Lmao.

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

If I would get a dog in the future, it'll be something small that the kids can manage because I'm not scooping up big lumps of dog shit.

 

[KingFreeman]

If I would get a dog in the future, it'll be something small that the kids can manage because I'm not scooping up big lumps of dog shit.

I call those "kick me dogs" fuck that I need a proper sized dog that might save my life. Smaller the dog the more fucking annoying it is. Small dogs are the worst, especially if they find their bark. I see more people struggle with those than bigger dogs.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Cosign thread.

Dogs can't talk, they're dumb as fuck, and they're unattractive. They don't even have hands, so they can't use toilets and wipe themselves. Two year-olds can walk on their hind legs; while dogs still crawl on all fours.

They are worse than two-year olds. They are basically fur-covered infants.

Same with cats.

I'd rather own a slave.

 

[Will Munny]

I see a wigger talking down the sidewalk with just a leash, i get the hell outta there cause I know a shit-rat of a pittbull is on the loose somewhere nearby.

 

[Westie]

Fuck outta here, my dog and I were fucking best friends.

I could tell him anything and he'd give me the proper reaction, it's like he knew what I was saying. I remember I told him some wack ass shit about some drama with my girl and I (currently my wife) and he looked up at me like "wtf" and got up, looked at me once more, turned his head in shame and walked away.

That's a damn friend, not a dog.

Plus, he'd blaze with me all the time. We shared ice cream too.

FOH w "dogs ain't shit".

I'll kick you in your big toe.

dog, you ain't supposed to be givin your friend processed sugar, when ur friend is a dog.

He was perfectly fine.

yah i see dogs eat chocolate all the time and ain't shit happen but they say don't let em eat it all the time.

I got an $800 vet bill behind my dog eating chocolate last month. They tried to squeeze $2200 out of me to hook her up to an IV and keep her for 2 days. She was fine. Vets are hustlers.

 

[DNB1]

I fucking HATE dogs....

I've even refused pussy before cause when I got to the crib, a mutt was running around....I aint even going inside...

And I fucking hate people that be kissing dogs all in the mouth and letting the mutt on they bed sheets..sgust

FUCK DOGS.

 

[Will Munny]

Fuck outta here, my dog and I were fucking best friends.

I could tell him anything and he'd give me the proper reaction, it's like he knew what I was saying. I remember I told him some wack ass shit about some drama with my girl and I (currently my wife) and he looked up at me like "wtf" and got up, looked at me once more, turned his head in shame and walked away.

That's a damn friend, not a dog.

Plus, he'd blaze with me all the time. We shared ice cream too.

FOH w "dogs ain't shit".

I'll kick you in your big toe.

dog, you ain't supposed to be givin your friend processed sugar, when ur friend is a dog.

He was perfectly fine.

yah i see dogs eat chocolate all the time and ain't shit happen but they say don't let em eat it all the time.

I got an $800 vet bill behind my dog eating chocolate last month. They tried to squeeze $2200 out of me to hook her up to an IV and keep her for 2 days. She was fine. Vets are hustlers.

"Oh you love your dog? How much do you love her?" - What a vet is really saying.

Kinda surprised you didn't shell out the money considering your track record with being hustles into foolish ventures. No diss.

 

[sweetheart93]

I don't hate dogs, I just like cats better.