Amy Schumer In Talks To Star In Sony’s Live-Action ‘Barbie’ Movie

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

The only way this story is plausible and could work on screen is as follows:

Premise

Following the rise of instagram and other social media outlets, Barbie has too much competition from insta-thots and can't keep up with the times. She has no monopoly on being a basic plastic bitch and BABs took her blueprint and went HAM. As a result, her agent drops her, paparazzi ain't checking for and her dolls ain't shifting off shelves like it used to.

Barbie has in effect become a has-been and like most has-beens she's stopped working out (eating ice-cream all day whilst trolling/hating on other girls on the come-up pics), stopped her beauty regime and now looks like Amy Schumer.

Then the rest of the story becomes a Bridget Jones movie, cue in some "cute guy" that shouldn't even look Amy's way but somehow ends up with her in the end.

 

[fortyacres]

If Chuck Schumer ever wants me to vote democrat ever again he should stop this immediately.

 

[Will Munny]

The only way this story is plausible and could work on screen is as follows:

Premise

Following the rise of instagram and other social media outlets, Barbie has too much competition from insta-thots and can't keep up with the times. She has no monopoly on being a basic plastic bitch and BABs took her blueprint and went HAM. As a result, her agent drops her, paparazzi ain't checking for and her dolls ain't shifting off shelves like it used to.

Barbie has in effect become a has-been and like most has-beens she's stopped working out (eating ice-cream all day whilst trolling/hating on other girls on the come-up pics), stopped her beauty regime and now looks like Amy Schumer.

Then the rest of the story becomes a Bridget Jones movie, cue in some "cute guy" that shouldn't even look Amy's way but somehow ends up with her in the end.

You wrote too much bruh

 

[gh0st]

She'll be Barbie after

If they were doin live action of the Muppets shed be a shoe in for the role of miss piggy..

i dont give a fuck... but why is their a barbie movie anyway.

If Barbie and Miss Piggy had a baby....

Spoiler

Fuck it...if Miss Piggy and Miss Piggy had a baby

Yuck she built like Will Farrell

 

[NCswag]

Bitch built like a krabby patty.

 

[Rampage12]

How that bitch not even have any kids and have a belly like that??? She needs a one piece asap!!!

 

[Will Munny]

How that bitch not even have any kids and have a belly like that???

food. duh.

 

[ineedpussy]

im fucking that ugly fat bitch. nfg. and watch how yall niggaZ act like pac and picture me rollin when i pull up with my bitch in something exotic and you pull up with your bitch and you come at me on some shit like. whats the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6? like fifty to sixty grand cocksucker beat it.

 

[DarthRozay]

How that bitch not even have any kids and have a belly like that???

food. duh.

and alcohol