Amber Heard Divorces Johnny Depp Just Three Days After His Mom's Passing

[PanchoYoSancho]

I thought she was a lesbian?

She accomplished her mission. She's going back to pussy.

Is that the bad white bitch from arrested development ?

You must think all white people look alike.

This is the IC so I know I'm alone in this opinion but she's like hottest girl ever.

ehh...maybe in the face. She's like a blonde/even whiter/less attractive Katherine Webb...

She could dance all on this dick tho..

Spoiler

@obnoxiouslyfresh I guess all white people do look alike.

 

[Star Nine]

amber who? never heard of her

 

[PanchoYoSancho]

It's a shame what's happened to Johnny Depp. It used to be he could do no wrong. He ended is marriage to a loyal chick, has had a string of box office flops, finally started looking his age and got severely played by this one. Captain Jack out here lost at sea.

 

[Splackavelli]

She's most likely not going to get spousal support because they have not been married very long

Good that's what that heartless bitch gets. She could've at least waited until the mourning period was over before she bailed on him. She's a model isn't she? Heartless fembot

 

[Splackavelli]

Somebody post her nudes.

Meh....she got a lot though
http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/fappening-photos-of-amber-heard/#more-15783

WHORE!

 

[Splackavelli]

Dat SpongeBob ass!

 

[jniam]

This is the IC so I know I'm alone in this opinion but she's like hottest girl ever.

she's fine, but as far as Hollywood is concerned she's decent. She's no Charlize Theron or Scarlett Johansson

 

[jniam]

I really think you can't be out here marrying these "free-willing" liberal chicks. Just keep them as a partner. I mean she's an actor, what do you expect?

 

[texas409]

Who the fuck is Amber Heard?

never Heard of her......................

 

[marc123]

Hold up! Jus googled this broad. She was the lil snow flake in Pineapple Express....

Lol. She all grown up now.

 

[taeboo]

Who thought that was gonna last tho ? She was the jump off he later decided to marry after he left his wife. Depp is a sucker for love.

Spousal support is for guilt, after a few months she'll go for her "half" SMMFH.

Killer part is he was never married to Vanessa, because she never wanted to get married. They were just together for a long time and had kids together...

 

[HafBayked]

aside from, but related to this bullshit

Alice drops tomorrow

ima walk in high as bird balls wit the 3D glasses on

might pull out the '05 Girbauds and load them big ass pockets down with the snacks

fuck some $5 raisenets

 

[powerman 5000]

Who thought that was gonna last tho ? She was the jump off he later decided to marry after he left his wife. Depp is a sucker for love.

Spousal support is for guilt, after a few months she'll go for her "half" SMMFH.

Killer part is he was never married to Vanessa, because she never wanted to get married. They were just together for a long time and had kids together...

word... all dude had to do was live in a damn mega mansion in france, wake up and eat croissants, get calls from his agent about another pirates movie, and cash syndication checks for 21 jump street. Dude just had to fuck this up..

 

[CracceR]

ionno man im not really mad at that, its his own fault

and he still rich as a muhfucca

 

[bgoat]

Dat SpongeBob ass!

Ain't a damn thang fine about this shit.

 

[T. Sanford]

Who thought that was gonna last tho ? She was the jump off he later decided to marry after he left his wife. Depp is a sucker for love.

Spousal support is for guilt, after a few months she'll go for her "half" SMMFH.

Killer part is he was never married to Vanessa, because she never wanted to get married. They were just together for a long time and had kids together...

Dude is a 1st degree dumb ass smdh.

 

[Lab Baby]

Hold up! Jus googled this broad. She was the lil snow flake in Pineapple Express....

Lol. She all grown up now.

Literally the only thing I know her from.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I'm surprised he didn't see that shit coming, looks like her intentions are written on her face.

 

[mryounggun]

When you've stayed in something too long...there's no wrong time to get out. Especially if the shit is toxic and/or the person isn't really giving you any reason to stay.

Dunno if that was the case here.

 

[MallyG]

aside from, but related to this bullshit

Alice drops tomorrow

ima walk in high as bird balls wit the 3D glasses on

might pull out the '05 Girbauds and load them big ass pockets down with the snacks

fuck some $5 raisenets

Wait, u keep Girbauds w/ the straps and fiftyleven pockets just for this reason??

Don't tell me u be outchea slangin' goodie bags @ the theater undercuttin' the snack bar. lol