All Hail The Praying Mantis

[Amotekun]

Preying Mantis are GOAT for the garden.

 

[cobbland]

*Shudders*

Don't like insects or arachnids.

Just in case they try to make me their next meal...

 

[HafBayked]

dem thang scary as hell... One was on my door bout big as my shoe.... Took me bout 15 min to get in da house lol..... And they fly like grasshoppers

lol...bugs will bring the bitch out of you if they catch you off guard.....i had a spider in my car the other day, damn near wiped everybody out....try driving with your left hand, and squashing a spider with a manila folder in your right, but the spider is on your left tho smh....

my homeboy stopped a whole smoking session (at his house!) cuz some kinda beetle or sumn was in his shirt....after he got done dancing around in the driveway, gettin out of his shirt, and stomping on it for a while, he was like "ay man ima holla at ya'll later, im goin in" lmao....left us the blunt and everything....

niggas dont fuck wit insects...

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Get ten of the trillest mantises you can find together and one giant centipede will still come through and mush their shit.

 

[playmaker88]

Lol this nigga compared a mammal to an insect..

anyhow Psycho mantis >>> Praying Mantis

aye.. fuck psycho mantis

 

[CapitalB]

well damn..

 

[aneed123]

dem thang scary as hell... One was on my door bout big as my shoe.... Took me bout 15 min to get in da house lol..... And they fly like grasshoppers

lol...bugs will bring the bitch out of you if they catch you off guard.....i had a spider in my car the other day, damn near wiped everybody out....try driving with your left hand, and squashing a spider with a manila folder in your right, but the spider is on your left tho smh....

my homeboy stopped a whole smoking session (at his house!) cuz some kinda beetle or sumn was in his shirt....after he got done dancing around in the driveway, gettin out of his shirt, and stomping on it for a while, he was like "ay man ima holla at ya'll later, im goin in" lmao....left us the blunt and everything....

niggas dont fuck wit insects...

i can deal with some but big ass waterbugs and mantis's I cant fool with... the one on my door lived at the complex I stayed. Id see him at random times chillin on the rail and early in the morning he would sleep on folks doors. I come in late bout 12 am and lo and behold this nigga on my door. all I had was my keys lol. whenever I got close he would flutter and fly. The bitch came out me quick I ended up slapping him with my shoe and he flew away. Ima knock on wood that he dont come back lol

 

[HafBayked]

aight ya'll trippin now.....sumn in my shoe *swats at ears*

 

[VIBE]

dem thang scary as hell... One was on my door bout big as my shoe.... Took me bout 15 min to get in da house lol..... And they fly like grasshoppers

lol...bugs will bring the bitch out of you if they catch you off guard.....i had a spider in my car the other day, damn near wiped everybody out....try driving with your left hand, and squashing a spider with a manila folder in your right, but the spider is on your left tho smh....

my homeboy stopped a whole smoking session (at his house!) cuz some kinda beetle or sumn was in his shirt....after he got done dancing around in the driveway, gettin out of his shirt, and stomping on it for a while, he was like "ay man ima holla at ya'll later, im goin in" lmao....left us the blunt and everything....

niggas dont fuck wit insects...

 

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[cobbland]

Get ten of the trillest mantises you can find together and one giant centipede will still come through and mush their shit.

Those shits are in Brazil, which makes me not want to go there in 2016.

 

[HafBayked]

fuck these lil flicted flying ass muhfukkas...

what the fuck, do these things fly backwards? how i been hit in the eye and forehead by these junebugs more than flies?

bruh....i've sat there high and watched one of these things repeatedly fly into the wall for like 10 minutes straight....i dont know what the fuck their purpose is smh

 

[aneed123]

fuck these lil flicted flying ass muhfukkas...

what the fuck, do these things fly backwards? how i been hit in the eye and forehead by these junebugs more than flies?

bruh....i've sat there high and watched one of these things repeatedly fly into the wall for like 10 minutes straight....i dont know what the fuck their purpose is smh

lol ole dumb ass bug..... on a side not I was drinking one day I watched flys continuously fly into those blue light zapper things that kill em... I know each one say their homeboy lose yet they followed suit.

 

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[goldenja]

this a tight thread, but

my foot > all these bugs

 

[NoCompetition]

dem thang scary as hell... One was on my door bout big as my shoe.... Took me bout 15 min to get in da house lol..... And they fly like grasshoppers

lol...bugs will bring the bitch out of you if they catch you off guard.....i had a spider in my car the other day, damn near wiped everybody out....try driving with your left hand, and squashing a spider with a manila folder in your right, but the spider is on your left tho smh....

my homeboy stopped a whole smoking session (at his house!) cuz some kinda beetle or sumn was in his shirt....after he got done dancing around in the driveway, gettin out of his shirt, and stomping on it for a while, he was like "ay man ima holla at ya'll later, im goin in" lmao....left us the blunt and everything....

niggas dont fuck wit insects...

I hate when 1 of them big @ss roaches get in the house. Ill stop everything and wont stop till I get em. I live in Georgia and them super big ones that fly.......not my favorite thing. Them prayin mantis's will sit there and watch you and fllow your movements. I only see em every now and then.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

I have a bush in my front yard that is full of em..i caught a couple but let em go soon after bcuz i'm really not a pet type of guy

 

[bluntone]

enough with the pictures and videos. yuck.

and i had no idea praying mantis' were so trill. wow

 

[Bodhi]