Adventures of the Walmart Warrior

[Arya Tsaddiq]

You bout 50 years old. So I know your aunt at least gotta be 70. She had to be moving slow. How you let that happen ?

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I'm fucking heated yo!!!

Ok, here's what happened.

Hasn't been much activity at Walmart for the past couple of weeks, so there hasn't been much of anything to report.

Just got back from there a few minutes ago.

Went in for my regular routine of water and chips.

Out of nowhere..........one of the fattest asses I've ever seen walks out of one of the aisles right in front of me.

I proceed to........"follow".........her as she turns into another aisle.

Scope her up and down..........pretending like I'm looking at whatever's on the shelves..........and just as I'm about to make my move..............I see one of my Aunts (mom's 1st cousin) getting ready to turn into the same aisle I'm in.

Turned around right away before she could see me (i'm thinking she might've wanted to avoid me as much as I was trying to avoid her) and left the aisle.

Walked around out of the vicinity for a few minutes because I didn't want to run back into my Aunt.

After the coast was clear, I went back to look for the chick but she was gone.

Must've scoured the whole store for at least a good 15 minutes before I finally gave it up.

FUCK!!!!!!!

Oh well........

until next time...............the hunt must go on.

Still heated though.

Like seriously slim, you typed this, you did. And you don't think this is some creepy/stalker shit.

That whole 'Scope her up and down..........pretending like I'm looking at whatever's on the shelves", that's some stalking 101 b.

 

[deadeye]

I'm fucking heated yo!!!

Ok, here's what happened.

Hasn't been much activity at Walmart for the past couple of weeks, so there hasn't been much of anything to report.

Just got back from there a few minutes ago.

Went in for my regular routine of water and chips.

Out of nowhere..........one of the fattest asses I've ever seen walks out of one of the aisles right in front of me.

I proceed to........"follow".........her as she turns into another aisle.

Scope her up and down..........pretending like I'm looking at whatever's on the shelves..........and just as I'm about to make my move..............I see one of my Aunts (mom's 1st cousin) getting ready to turn into the same aisle I'm in.

Turned around right away before she could see me (i'm thinking she might've wanted to avoid me as much as I was trying to avoid her) and left the aisle.

Walked around out of the vicinity for a few minutes because I didn't want to run back into my Aunt.

After the coast was clear, I went back to look for the chick but she was gone.

Must've scoured the whole store for at least a good 15 minutes before I finally gave it up.

FUCK!!!!!!!

Oh well........

until next time...............the hunt must go on.

Still heated though.

Like seriously slim, you typed this, you did. And you don't think this is some creepy/stalker shit.

That whole 'Scope her up and down..........pretending like I'm looking at whatever's on the shelves", that's some stalking 101 b.

 

[deadeye]

You bout 50 years old. So I know your aunt at least gotta be 70. She had to be moving slow. How you let that happen ?

@"Arya Tsaddiq"

Her mother is my grandmother's youngest sister...........who is only a few years older than my mom.

So, she's a lot older than me........but she only looks like she's in her mid 50's.

 

[AP21]

real tears mayne

 

[deadeye]

Got a couple of stories today.

All from one visit.

Saw a chick in there that looked a little bit like Pico....... aka @"Bussy_Getta "

Same height and build, but she was slightly darker and she didn't have straight hair.

Almost asked her if she had any family from Cali, but her dude was there and I didn't want him to think I was trying to get at his girl or anything.

2nd story...............chick straight curbed me.

She was polite about it though.

A young lady who works at the store who I've exchanged pleasantries with every time I see her.

First time having a conversation with her.

Thought things were going well........asked her if she had plans for the weekend..........then if we could get together..........and she says..................."I don't know about that."

Awkward silence afterwards.

Then I say "raincheck then."

I know, shit doesn't even make sense in that context.......but I couldn't think of anything else to say.

She just gave an uncomfortable smile (which made me uncomfortable too)..........so I just proceeded to the checkout line.

Definitely gonna be awkward if I see her the next time I'm at that store.

On one hand, I don't wanna ignore her altogether and have her thinking I caught feelings after she shot me down and am acting like a bitch for not speaking to her.

On the other hand, I definitely don't wanna speak to her and have her thinking I'm some thirsty nigga whose still trying to get at her after she turned me down either.

Either way, I'll be sure to let you nignogs know if anything else develops from that situation.

The End.

*Update on the 2nd story*

Ok, so I went back into that Walmart to get some water and chips.

Saw old girl at the register.......she spoke, was cordial........but cold as fuck.

No friendliness or familiarity at all.

Guess she figured she was giving niggas the wrong idea by being too friendly or something.

Now, this isn't a Walmart supercenter........it's just a Walmart Express.

So she was one of two registers open that were closest to me.

They each had one person ahead of me, so I initially went to the other register to avoid her.......but, since the cashier was taking too long looking something up...........I decided to go to her register because she had just finished with her customer.

Again.........everything was almost robotic.

Her: "Did you find everything you need?"

Me: "Yeah, everything's good."

Shorty didn't leave any room for misinterpretation at all.

Cold World.

The End.

 

[deadeye]

So, chicks are sinking my thread now because they caught feelings?

Or whatever the fuck it is you call it when it doesn't show the number of new posts.

That's some dirty shit right there............but it exposes her true character.

@MsSouthern

 

[AP21]

LMAO

 

[plat-grillz1982]

Damn,that chick hates deadeye to keep going back and forth that many times

 

[deadeye]

Damn,that chick hates deadeye to keep going back and forth that many times

 

[deadeye]

@AP21

@Crude_

@"caddo man"

@Knock_Twice

I approached a young lady at Walmart about an hour ago and found out she's going to be in Louisiana from July 2nd-July 5th.

So, if any of you have any family or friends who will be visiting you during that time.........they might've just come face to face with the Walmart Warrior.

 

[caddo man]

You like them big and I know three big broads from Louisiana that stay in VA.

Let me check my newsfeed.

 

[deadeye]

You like them big and I know three big broads from Louisiana that stay in VA.

Let me check my newsfeed.

Funny thing is, she wasn't really that big..........but she was thick in the legs and hips.

If I had to estimate, I'd say she weighed about 180.

Young brownskin chick with braids, maybe in her early 20's.

Assuming she goes to VCU because the girl she was with had on VCU sweats.

 

[AP21]

its funny you mention us 4 being that there are at least 2 of us from the same area, so w/o a specific location, its gon be hard to nail down pleighboi lol

 

[caddo man]

You like them big and I know three big broads from Louisiana that stay in VA.

Let me check my newsfeed.

Funny thing is, she wasn't really that big..........but she was thick in the legs and hips.

If I had to estimate, I'd say she weighed about 180.

Young brownskin chick with braids, maybe in her early 20's.

Assuming she goes to VCU because the girl she was with had on VCU sweats.

Well your definition of big and my definition are way off.

 

[deadeye]

You like them big and I know three big broads from Louisiana that stay in VA.

Let me check my newsfeed.

Funny thing is, she wasn't really that big..........but she was thick in the legs and hips.

If I had to estimate, I'd say she weighed about 180.

Young brownskin chick with braids, maybe in her early 20's.

Assuming she goes to VCU because the girl she was with had on VCU sweats.

Well your definition of big and my definition are way off.

So, you think 180 is big?

She didn't look "big" per se, but she was definitely thick.

 

[deadeye]

its funny you mention us 4 being that there are at least 2 of us from the same area, so w/o a specific location, its gon be hard to nail down pleighboi lol

@AP21

You 4 are the only posters I know about from that state.

Now, I "think" she said New Orleans.

Not 100% sure though, because I automatically think New Orleans whenever somebody mentions Louisiana.

So, basically, I don't know whether she actually said it or whether I "thought" it.......if that makes any sense.

 

[deadeye]

This thread has no pics. Horrible thread b just holla at these broads and shoot your shot b

The thread's not intended to have pics.

That would be a violation of the young ladies' privacy.

It's about the struggles of a 47yr old, washed up fat nigga seeking out love and companionship while in the midst of grocery shopping at one of the nation's largest retail outlet centers.

Basically, the theme of the thread is centered around self-deprecating humor.

 

[blakfyahking]

I slept on this thread and I regret that I did

this shit was pure comedy