ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[SolemnSauce]

Going to throw this out here...some rap shit I wrote to the "Ain't No Thang" beat by O.N.P.

Good Ole Thang (Tastes Like A Chicken Wang)

by Uncle Dilla

(Hook - Singing)

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

Ain't no thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

(Verse 1 - Rap)

Met a redbone

We home alone

Told me she like a trombone

Pop a Moscato

Like I won the lotto

She got a big biscotto

Wine drippin down the leg

To da toes

Suck'em and make her beg

Spread her open

Our eyes lit like propane

Her vjay mo addictin than cocaine

Ain't no thang

When she bust dat thang

Like a good ole thang

(Hook - Singing) (2x)

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

Ain't no thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

(Verse 2 - Rap)

One night stand

Became holdin hands

Rubbin all over her back

Massagin' her like a baby grand

Brought her rhinestones

From a trip to da Rhinelands

Silken linen cover her with diamonds

Wanna stay flying - to private islands

All we need is a quiet place

Just you and me - face to face

She full of fire - wit a lil sugar

Addicted to love - I'm her pusher

(Hook Singing)(2x)

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

Ain't no thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

(Verse 3 - Rap)

Jacked up stuff happens

Split apart - life happens

Always on my mind

I'm reminded of the time

One day out of the blue

Unlisted number - had no clue

Who is this - it was you

Snap me out my southern blues

Fuck what ya heard - love ain't cruel

Got back together

Like a hustler in snowy weather

Feel that?

It's our hearts - light as a feather

(Hook Singing)(3x)

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

Ain't no thang

She tastes like a chicken wang

Ain't no thang

Like a good ole thang

She tastes like a chicken wang​

Did u stay one beat

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

How does the GOT premier work with the Firestick? Can't watch it live right?

not sure im going to to catch in tomor

 

[Westie]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWntURXn3k1/

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWntURXn3k1/

Lmao this straight out a comedy sketch

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

https://twitter.com/deathyeezus/status/886402185273233408

 

[SolemnSauce]

Apparently this is from a real life transcript of a court proceeding

 

[SolemnSauce]

Lol...my youngest the baby of the bunch and she smart. She know we ain't too into spanking, so she push limits. Yelling at her don't work cause it don't scare her.

My first two, a lil thigh slap or raised voice and they fall in line. She be callin our bluff

lil gangsta ass...she's gone be so much trouble

 

[MsSouthern]

Saw The Big Sick today

Great movie

 

[iron man1]

The Strain let's get it

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

They got whitewalking giants

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

They got whitewalking giants

nigga i know you aint....spoiler bruh

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Sometimes u gotta cut your own ass b4 somebody else does it

 

[OmegaConflict]

Sometimes u gotta cut your own ass b4 somebody else does it

I don't get the lol

 

[5th Letter]

Alt Right Band Stand

 

[Beta]

Oh so nobody is posting today..cool

 

[Chi Snow]

Oh so nobody is posting today..cool

GoT took a lot of ppl

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

The IC galaxy is currently breaking down GOT and POWER.

Po Ghost.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

@Westie do they sell some Patriots swinger type gear?

I have 'met' a woman who wore the same colors sexy suit. I have 'coached' her Belichick style.

 

[OhMars]

Westie do they sell some Patriots swinger type gear?

What the shit

 

[Trillfate]

Good morning