ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[SolemnSauce]

I swear, every time I'm in the middle of some shit that requires focus and attention. That's when everyone wants to call me about some bullshit, and I end up forgetting small details in a process of what I'm doing.

I turn the phone off and my supervisor shows up off the strength of GPS to go over some of the most needless bullshit that coulda been addressed in a text or email.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

Thats why i fuck with swinging married women. They have something to lose so they get regularly tested before going raw with their husbands.

I dont trust these single hoes, especially the I WAS DRUNK /HIGH/ COKED UP So I DIDNT REALISE WHAT HAPPENED ones...

 

[Lou Cypher]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

 

[Stew]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

You're gonna die Lou. No maybe about that

 

[Beta]

Dont worry joker I went in raw with two fat bitches

All clear

 

[HafBayked]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

and that aint cool, fool.......

Cuz its Friday

 

[T. Sanford]

When I think of summer. This is my soundtrack!

This is a summer time song too

 

[Lou Cypher]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

You're gonna die Lou. No maybe about that

Nope, by the time i am around death age, science will have developed a way for me to live another 100 years. Then by the time that 100 years is up, they will have developed a way for me to live 200 more years. You will die.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

You're gonna die Lou. No maybe about that

Nope, by the time i am around death age, science will have developed a way for me to live another 100 years. Then by the time that 100 years is up, they will have developed a way for me to live 200 more years. You will die.

Ahhh shut the fuck up Lou

 

[Trillfate]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVGf9FDhcBs/

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

Did you become inexplicably sick when with her? Almost all initial infections begin with flu like symptoms, including hiv.

 

[Trillfate]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

Didn't u already make a thread about having STDs u dirty muhfucka

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'm good. Thank thank the gods. But my cholesterol is a little high

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

Didn't u already make a thread about having STDs u dirty muhfucka

Your too concerned with my private life. I haven't made an std thread.

 

[T. Sanford]

Put the brooms away! Shit ain't over.

Only cuz its better for the Dubs to win at home

nah...finish em off in the land...after last year they aint playing that game

plus they got a chance to go 16-0 first

sounds like a sweet way to sign off on the trilogy

Cavs aint in the finals next year

@HafBayked I told one of my coworkers the exact same thing. Well actually I said that "this is the last Golden State vs Cavs match up, it won't happen next year..........whoever loses in the finals won't make it back next year. Cleveland will get no further than the ECF". I know it sound far fetch but I feel that is going to happen

 

[Trillfate]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

Didn't u already make a thread about having STDs u dirty muhfucka

Your too concerned with my private life. I haven't made an std thread.

Word it was the new Scumbag thread

I had to make another thread because this just happened.

Right now I'm kinda single in a way so I hit up my ex last week. She kinda seeing someone but she was down anyway. Kids was with they mom for the weekend so she came over and we fucked around. Friday and Saturday. This was last weekend.

Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine. I'm treating it now. But I'm sure she's gonna get it too. We used 0 protection. None. And we were nasty. Maybe that's my problem. Anyways, I want to tell her, but she's gonna try to kill me.

Figure I'd share here. Get it off my chest.

 

[konceptjones]

I swear, every time I'm in the middle of some shit that requires focus and attention. That's when everyone wants to call me about some bullshit, and I end up forgetting small details in a process of what I'm doing.

I turn the phone off and my supervisor shows up off the strength of GPS to go over some of the most needless bullshit that coulda been addressed in a text or email.

every... single... time...

Except for me it's the wife and kids 'cause I work from home. They know when my headphones are on I'm focused on the task at hand and that's when they seem to wanna talk the most.

 

[king hassan]

 

[Lou Cypher]

Here I am. Waiting on the results of my hiv test. This woman I messed with told me she had it a couple week ago. I ain't messed with her in a year. Holy fuck

You gonna die. Maybe.

You're gonna die Lou. No maybe about that

Nope, by the time i am around death age, science will have developed a way for me to live another 100 years. Then by the time that 100 years is up, they will have developed a way for me to live 200 more years. You will die.

Ahhh shut the fuck up Lou

Doesnt have much time left post ^^