obnoxiouslyfresh
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Chicity;9403585 said:SimptimusLEMZUS;9403527 said:Chicity;9403038 said:deadeye;9402958 said:SimptimusLEMZUS;9402916 said:deadeye;9402906 said:SimptimusLEMZUS;9402855 said:Have a good simping day my brother @Simplicius
Dont forget to iron that cape. Yeah its all in the cape bru bruh.
And prepare yourself for the hate and verbal violence. We the simps are the most target population in here. Yeah if it wasnt @stew and @sion i would got my posting career shut down since my first simping message to my queen, your queen @BoyPussy .
Simp wise, simp safe, protect your neck and do not froget to send blue flowers to these women.
Regards
Lemmy
Lord of the simps
Doctor honoris causa es simpingus
@King_MOEbra
You ok with dude taking your crown?
Holy shit!!! the brother wont apreciate it, you have fucked up.
@SimptimusLEMZUS
You've gotta brush up on your IC history and pay homage to the greats.
@King_MOEbra is none other than the legendary Moe James.
Dude was the simp of all simps.........and was simping at a time when it wasn't even popular or acceptable to do so.
He blazed the trail for you.....and several others............to be able to simp like you're simping today.
You need to kiss the ring and get his blessing before you can truly claim the crown.
*Honorable mention to @blakfyahking as well*
I'm a let you finish but them niggas did it first and they was garbage
I'm that nigga and you know it
This is a new simping era
1 -we respect those who struggle and fought so we could simp in peace and joy
2- a simp is a competitive one but never undermine, downgrade or worse SNITCH about his fellow simp
3- a simp is ready to fund these women. Simpin means also SACRIFICES. Cause their up to no good s/o doesnt have to do it, we are her for the task.
So now if you are willing to take the challenge. Lets who gon send @obnoxiouslyfresh flowers to her taxi company first.
GINGER my posting aphrodisiac send us the adress of your cab company !!!
Man what he fuck you talking about?
Man fuck Ob, I invited her stank ass to Harold's on 63rd and she politely declined.
Foh. I told you to come meet at the Starbucks in Hyde Park and you bitched up like you had something to do.