ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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Turfaholic;8644057 said:
ShottaDaBeast;8644043 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643950 said:
ShottaDaBeast;8643929 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643562 said:
She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

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When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

blatalian;8643941 said:
ShottaDaBeast;8643929 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643562 said:
She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

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When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for there next date!!

Y'all gimmie some time...I'm in Transition right nah.

Bruh just 1 rule that you have to abide by. Don't ever ever ever ever fuck your baby momma! Don't give a fuck about her feelings or hormones. Just don't do it.

Yup. Once I got past the smashing stage life took on a whole new meaning. She calls me now like "why are you trying to erase me from history?" I reply "Bitch you are history!". I swear sole custody is some dope shit to have. No visitation. No holidays. Nothing. And child support steady stacking up on her ass. I hope she file taxes. That's a extra $2,000.00 Young Turfy can use.

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Not the birdman handrub lmao...I already told her...dont sit in my lap, flirt, kiss, touch my dick, or nunna that shit ever again in her life...she made her choice .

She gonna act like nun happened in a month or two but nah...Gotta be stingy w/ myself and stiff af now...and Glo up on her ass .
 
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...
 
_Goldie_;8644067 said:
Elzo69Renaissance;8644044 said:
blatalian;8644036 said:
JokerBadAzz;8644025 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8644016 said:
ayebaebae;8644011 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643989 said:
ayebaebae;8643977 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643971 said:
ayebaebae;8643965 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8643960 said:
ayebaebae;8643955 said:
ChillaDaKilla;8643946 said:
I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out. :)

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

Word, the sad parts of movies always be the funniest to me, especially when the violins come in.

I be in the theater like

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I was just saying how i almost got kicked out of 12 years a slave for laughing at that scene where homie was talking that gangsta rebellion shit until his master came and got him and he hopped in his arms leaving Solomon stuck w the i eat ass face...
 
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.
 
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??
 
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.
 
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

Sooooo you HAVE been entered vaginally...ok
 
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

So what you got a Hitachi or something?
 
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

...and that Toy aint nevaaaa slipped in by "accident".???

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ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

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ChillaDaKilla;8644100 said:
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

So what you got a Hitachi or something?

You funny lol
 
Judge_Judah;8644110 said:
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

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TBH...she's too young to really know about those. lol smh
 
JonnyRoccIT;8644105 said:
ayebaebae;8644097 said:
blatalian;8644092 said:
ayebaebae;8644086 said:
blatalian;8644082 said:
ayebaebae;8644069 said:
It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.

So what kind of tantric fake mystic mumbo jumbo pleasing you do to yourself @ayebaebae ?? No fingers...no remotes...no hairbrushes...you got a toy or summin' or you just do yoga and chant?! Tha IC streets wanna know...

I've answered this before lol.

And that answer was??

I own a toy smh.

...and that Toy aint nevaaaa slipped in by "accident".???

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I don't stick it in
 

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