ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[AyeB_]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

 

[blatalian]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with.

Netflix and chill?

Nah lol.I talk to females on there too.

Word?

Yes, I have a great selection.

You gotta whole selection of a hoe collection?

Aye!

My favorite Juelz quote behind "I spray'em wit' babies...in their face till they hate me!!"

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

 

[AyeB_]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

Why don't I bore you and everyone else on here lol?

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with.

Netflix and chill?

Nah lol.I talk to females on there too.

Word?

Yes, I have a great selection.

You gotta whole selection of a hoe collection?

Aye!

My favorite Juelz quote behind "I spray'em wit' babies...in their face till hate me!!"

Dip set had quotables for days

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

 

[blatalian]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

Why don't I bore you and everyone else on here lol?

I think he's trying to save you from any further "graphic questioning" ma...I could be wrong tho

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Spoiler

 

[blatalian]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha song "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

Yessir

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for there next date!!

Y'all gimmie some time...I'm in Transition right nah.

Bruh just 1 rule that you have to abide by. Don't ever ever ever ever fuck your baby momma! Don't give a fuck about her feelings or hormones. Just don't do it.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

Your a piece of shit bruh. The fuck is you to laugh at Apollo's death? Apollo was the goat. 5 years earlier, he'd mop the floor with that Russian cracka. Easily.

 

[AyeB_]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

Why don't I bore you and everyone else on here lol?

I think he's trying to save you from any further "graphic questioning" ma...I could be wrong tho

Dirty minds

 

[blatalian]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

1st off brother my dad's best friend played keyboards for James Brown during this time and can be seen rocking his Jheri Curl and proudly singing "I...Live...in America!!" during that scene so take your disrespect elsewhere you Zootsuit wearing relic from tha Harlem Renaissance...

When Rocky down shifts his Ferrari during tha break in tha "after funeral flaskback" song>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any other scene from any other movie ever made

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

Why don't I bore you and everyone else on here lol?

I think he's trying to save you from any further "graphic questioning" ma...I could be wrong tho

Dirty minds

Fukkit then... Have you broken the seal with your fingers yet

 

[Turfaholic]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for there next date!!

Y'all gimmie some time...I'm in Transition right nah.

Bruh just 1 rule that you have to abide by. Don't ever ever ever ever fuck your baby momma! Don't give a fuck about her feelings or hormones. Just don't do it.

Yup. Once I got past the smashing stage life took on a whole new meaning. She calls me now like "why are you trying to erase me from history?" I reply "Bitch you are history!". I swear sole custody is some dope shit to have. No visitation. No holidays. Nothing. And child support steady stacking up on her ass. I hope she file taxes. That's a extra $2,000.00 Young Turfy can use.

 

[_Goldie_]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

Word, the sad parts of movies always be the funniest to me, especially when the violins come in.

I be in the theater like

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

Yes. I've never kissed anyone, had a bf, had sex, nothing.

So you sayin...you aint never got Crafty w/ the Remote or your Brush Handle.???

That's just straight nasty & unsanitary.

I know lol...but apparently, it's common .

Well I'm not bout that life. If you wanna do that just but a toy or use your fingers.

i got more questions i wanna ask you...but i'ma just chill lol

I read about your bm (lol)

Just remember, there's no easy way out.

There no shortcut home.

^^^^^^Epic quote from tha "after Apollo Creed funeral when Rocky was driving around in his Ferrari flashing back over his career" in Rocky IV: Fuck Russia this is Murrika

I swear im an insentitive bastard cuz Apollo Creed death is one of the funniest movie moments to me....homie came in w James Brown pop locking and shit , was in a bodybag five mins later...the irony of living in america

1st off brother my dad's best friend played keyboards for James Brown during this time and can be seen rocking his Jheri Curl and proudly singing "I...Live...in America!!" during that scene so take your disrespect elsewhere you Zootsuit wearing relic from tha Harlem Renaissance...

When Rocky down shifts his Ferrari during tha break in tha "after funeral flaskback" song>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any other scene from any other movie ever made

Real life depiction of Apollo v Drago

 

[AyeB_]

It had to be Shotta lmao.

SN: I don't finger myself.