ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[Turfaholic]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with. I've been on it for like 2 weeks.

On a dating site ?

Good luck with that ....

We've already chilled and started a garden & book club together. Fucking hater.

How sweet

What's next ? Knitting scarfs for the homeless or volunteer at the animal shelter together ?

Sounds like tha making of a beautiful lesbian relationship...

Aye fuck you.

 

[Turfaholic]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with. I've been on it for like 2 weeks.

On a dating site ?

Good luck with that ....

We've already chilled and started a garden & book club together. Fucking hater.

How sweet

What's next ? Knitting scarfs for the homeless or volunteer at the animal shelter together ?

No we plan of feeding the homeless with some local high school kids next. Turf luh da kids

 

[A Ghost]

always sunny in philadelphia = GOAT

 

[AyeB_]

Ashley is a virgin who s heavily on dating and has a heightened knowledge of porn stars and sex toys???? What u say Killer Mike?

I have to keep myself balanced. I don't see what's so bad about the things you mentioned lol.

 

[blatalian]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with. I've been on it for like 2 weeks.

On a dating site ?

Good luck with that ....

We've already chilled and started a garden & book club together. Fucking hater.

How sweet

What's next ? Knitting scarfs for the homeless or volunteer at the animal shelter together ?

No we plan of feeding the homeless with some local high school kids next. Turf luh da kids

I think your open simpin' of Smashley solidifies that my nigga.....

 

[Westie]

We haven't even had sex yet and he got me f'ed up in the head.

We've been dating for months and I'm really feeling him...

Hunh?! Niggaz still "dating chicks for months" without smashing?? What is it...fucking 2015?! Smh

I dated someone for over a year..never slept with him. Men still date women they like without sleeping with them. They just fuck other women.

Did you sleep with anyone while yall waited a whole year?

No. I was celibate for 3 years

What does that word mean?

It means I did not have sex with a person for 3 years.

Yeah...aite

Is that impossible?

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

 

[AyeB_]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with.

Netflix and chill?

Nah lol. I talk to females on there too.

 

[blatalian]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for their next date!!

 

[Turfaholic]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with. I've been on it for like 2 weeks.

On a dating site ?

Good luck with that ....

We've already chilled and started a garden & book club together. Fucking hater.

How sweet

What's next ? Knitting scarfs for the homeless or volunteer at the animal shelter together ?

No we plan of feeding the homeless with some local high school kids next. Turf luh da kids

I think your open simpin' of Smashley solidifies that my nigga.....

thats you gonna do me my nigga?

Cold shit

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

 

[blatalian]

We haven't even had sex yet and he got me f'ed up in the head.

We've been dating for months and I'm really feeling him...

Hunh?! Niggaz still "dating chicks for months" without smashing?? What is it...fucking 2015?! Smh

I dated someone for over a year..never slept with him. Men still date women they like without sleeping with them. They just fuck other women.

Did you sleep with anyone while yall waited a whole year?

No. I was celibate for 3 years

What does that word mean?

It means I did not have sex with a person for 3 years.

Yeah...aite

Is that impossible?

Not impossible at all ma...improbable and hard to believe but not impossible

 

[SolemnSauce]

We haven't even had sex yet and he got me f'ed up in the head.

We've been dating for months and I'm really feeling him...

Hunh?! Niggaz still "dating chicks for months" without smashing?? What is it...fucking 2015?! Smh

I dated someone for over a year..never slept with him. Men still date women they like without sleeping with them. They just fuck other women.

Did you sleep with anyone while yall waited a whole year?

No. I was celibate for 3 years

What does that word mean?

It means I did not have sex for 3 years.

Think ima try this, life is more than sex

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for there next date!!

Y'all gimmie some time...I'm in Transition right nah.

 

[Westie]

We haven't even had sex yet and he got me f'ed up in the head.

We've been dating for months and I'm really feeling him...

Hunh?! Niggaz still "dating chicks for months" without smashing?? What is it...fucking 2015?! Smh

I dated someone for over a year..never slept with him. Men still date women they like without sleeping with them. They just fuck other women.

Did you sleep with anyone while yall waited a whole year?

No. I was celibate for 3 years

What does that word mean?

It means I did not have sex with a person for 3 years.

Yeah...aite

Is that impossible?

Not impossible at all ma...improbable and hard to believe but not impossible

I got out of a relationship with the only man I slept with since I was 18. It was necessary for me. Not that hard at the time. It would be hard for me now tho.

 

[Turfaholic]

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

She on a Date w/ another nigga right now.....

When my baby mama found another dude I have that Nigga a high five!

Say word bruh!! I went to pick my seed up from my son's mother 1 day and she had some flowers on her table...nigga I felt like giving her money for there next date!!

Y'all gimmie some time...I'm in Transition right nah.

Truuuust me. Its for the best. I wanna thank my bm new bd so bad.

 

[AyeB_]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

 

[blatalian]

We haven't even had sex yet and he got me f'ed up in the head.

We've been dating for months and I'm really feeling him...

Hunh?! Niggaz still "dating chicks for months" without smashing?? What is it...fucking 2015?! Smh

I dated someone for over a year..never slept with him. Men still date women they like without sleeping with them. They just fuck other women.

Did you sleep with anyone while yall waited a whole year?

No. I was celibate for 3 years

What does that word mean?

It means I did not have sex with a person for 3 years.

Yeah...aite

Is that impossible?

Not impossible at all ma...improbable and hard to believe but not impossible

I got out of a relationship with the only man I slept with since I was 18. It was necessary for me. Not that hard at the time. It would be hard for me now tho.

I feel you ma...that's understandable

What's tha longest you think you could go now tho??

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

I keep telling y'all about Smashley. ....all that virgin talk.......that girl done been here before

I'm honest to God a virgin. I just thought it'd be smart to teach myself about sex early. I know porn is unrealistic but I like watching it for one purpose. In the end I'm untouched & still pure. Everything works out.

Are you unpenetrated tho...?

 

[_Goldie_]

I'm on soul swipe & this dude acts like I HAVE to talk to him just because we matched lmao. Annoying.

If yall match, why u curvin the nigga?

Honestly I don't remember swiping him...

How long have u been searchin for love on that site?

Lmao I'm not looking for love, I'm just looking for ppl to chill with.

Netflix and chill?

Nah lol.I talk to females on there too.

Word?