ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[Billy_Poncho]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man

My nigga slipped and tried to grab the water

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

@"shit happens"

Final Destination B.......

 

[playmaker88]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man

Shit happens

 

[caddo man]

this guy couldnt look happier.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/you-can-put-your-penis-in-a-vagina-mouth-butt-robot#.wk5nN7MPDb

Bruh!! I am done. I just read the comments on this and I am surprised that mfer actually talking about there other fap machines. I am disturbed that mfer actually have artificial pussy sitting around the house.

 

[OmegaConflict]

I find it insanely hilarious how you people are afraid to curse on the Internet

 

[mryounggun]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

My barber had the genius idea like 6 or 7 years ago to stop taking walk-ins. Nigga created a website, made an app, etc. Now, you gotta book an appointment on line. So shit like this never, ever happens. It's shockingly effective. For him and the customer.

 

[shit happens]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man

My nigga slipped and tried to grab the water

lol naw bro you're just as tall as I am you know how it its

the spout was in my face my feet went up I tried to hold on for dear life but

life wasn't havin it and fell hard dena bitch

 

[caddo man]

I find it insanely hilarious how you people are afraid to curse on the Internet

Too many words for me. Motherfucker or mfer. Bullshit or BS. less typing

 

[Crude_]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

So basically you still waiting?

You so cute @Kat

 

[caddo man]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

My barber had the genius idea like 6 or 7 years ago to stop talking walk-ins. Nigga created a website, made an app, etc. Now, you gotta book an appointment on line. So shit like this never, ever happens. It's shockingly effective. For him and the customer.

Old school joint had the DMV number system. Niggas still fucked that up.

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man

gayer

dena

bitch

did i do it right?

 

[Crude_]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

You really have to initiate the eye contact to the barber before he even opens his mouth. I jump up as soon as he turns around so there is no question.

The way the shop is set up it is impossible to do this the seating area and cutting area or in separate rooms.

 

[shit happens]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man

gayer

dena

bitch

did i do it right?

nope you added the homo er like conflict does

 

[Crude_]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

My barber had the genius idea like 6 or 7 years ago to stop talking walk-ins. Nigga created a website, made an app, etc. Now, you gotta book an appointment on line. So shit like this never, ever happens. It's shockingly effective. For him and the customer.

You got to watch the niggaz in my shop they'll jump line and shit so yea me little homie was about to have some plex his deammor changed I ain't realize I was coming off that aggressive but yea I ain't about that foolishness.

 

[OmegaConflict]

I find it insanely hilarious how you people are afraid to curse on the Internet

Too many words for me. Motherfucker or mfer. Bullshit or BS. less typing

Yeah...sure.

You from Louisiana we don't say "motherfucker" only white ppl do that shit.

But we can keep pretending tho

 

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[Crude_]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

My barber had the genius idea like 6 or 7 years ago to stop talking walk-ins. Nigga created a website, made an app, etc. Now, you gotta book an appointment on line. So shit like this never, ever happens. It's shockingly effective. For him and the customer.

Old school joint had the DMV number system. Niggas still fucked that up.

Niggaz will fuck up anything

 

[TonyDubbz]

@Sion you still taking motivational tracks?!

 

[Brother_Five]

making appointments >>> waiting and hoping for ppl to be organized

 

[caddo man]

I find it insanely hilarious how you people are afraid to curse on the Internet

Too many words for me. Motherfucker or mfer. Bullshit or BS. less typing

Yeah...sure.

You from Louisiana we don't say "motherfucker" only white ppl do that shit.

But we can keep pretending tho

I don't have to explain any more, I will let Bernie tell em