ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[Lou Cypher]

I apologize to those I've hurt, did wrong and to those I plan to do wrong sorry

Thanks man.

 

[StillFaggyAF]

anyone ever do substitute teaching

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

1st shift life has been spoilin my cripple ass in at 7 off at 3...celebratin my homeboy wedding this weekend

 

[Lou Cypher]

She used to call me late at night

Didn't take long to see that we were a-alikes

On the same page, just couldn't get it right

Macintosh of my eye, let me take a mega bite

I cordially invite you to come take a ride in my thoughts

Switch memory lanes while we dreamin, wanderin

And in return I'll strip my inhibitions

And go skinny dipping in your stream of consciousness

She said it sounds tempting

And I don't want to catch feelings

But this urge is calling me bad

I said well sugar, if you're worried 'bout catching feelings

Chances are you already have

And there's no need to deny ourselves

I mean, lie to each other and deprive ourselves

Denial's not a game I'm prepared to play

So I express things most n****s scared to say

Put a spell on 'em, Forgive me Lord but I'm hell on 'em

Baby we grown folk, So let me longstroke

And send em back to they man with my smell on 'em

Let me be quiet before I tell on 'em

 

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[Crude_]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

 

[Kat]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

So basically you still waiting?

 

[Young_Chitlin]

College shooting in northern Arizona university

 

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[shit happens]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

let the lies stop

it's too early

 

[Chi Snow]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

Simply riveting

And then what happened?

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Yo smoke something bitch

 

[texas409]

@Recaptimus_Prime360 I hope you get a haircut this weekend bro....the world will thank you for it

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

This sound like some ol bullshit

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

https://twitter.com/FGaryGray/status/652181877587992576

 

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[DNB1]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

Fuck that pic...Story book Crude was gonna throw hands...lol

 

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[caddo man]

On my day off I'm here today in the barbershop waiting to get my haircut.

So I show up a half hour before my barber, I roll my window down to ask a lady with a child in the front of the car and apparently a man in the back was the shop open. She was responded no one is here yet.

Fast forward to another barber coming and opening the shop then another gentleman came in and sat in the lobby as well waiting on the same barber as me.

So when my barber came in he asked who was here first. I said me and the other gentleman said he was, so I give him a very stern look and proceed to walk toward him sitting down and telling him "no you were not here first."

I guess he seen me about to snatch him up so he quickly starts explaining that I was the young man in the back of the car when you pulled up and asked the woman was the shop opened dude look a little shook I bet I saw every gold tooth in his mouth when he was explaining himself.

I usually don't get that hostile but niggaz in the barbershop will try to jump in line if you not watchful especially if it's a lot of heads in here.

You really have to initiate the eye contact to the barber before he even opens his mouth. I jump up as soon as he turns around so there is no question.

 

[shit happens]

I fell in the shower this morning tryin to wash my hair lol bruhhhhhhhhh

fucked around slipped on some shampoo i tried to grab the spout and cut my pinky up and shit

I swear I fell in slow motion i just layed there in disbelief then started laughing like what in the fuck man