ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[Billy_Poncho]

im so real i can swim through land

That sounds tiring as fuck

i aint sayin i do it alot but if i have to i can swim through land

its a gift

That's a useful skill to have bruh

They out here

 

[deadeye]

I don't know this chick been sexting me all day long but i asked for a nude she get all bent outta shape nshit

Gotta figure out how to ask for a nude.......without actually asking for a nude.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I don't know this chick been sexting me all day long but i asked for a nude she get all bent outta shape nshit

Gotta figure out how to ask for a nude.......without actually asking for a nude.

ask what they asshole look like, they gon describe it and u be like nah i dont believe it

she sends nudes.. guaranteed.

 

[i ro ny]

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

krav maga is the most practical defense system on earth,. breh.

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

I can see where you would say that but "Over the years, Muay Thai has developed into a sport, complete with rules and competitions, whereas Krav maga continues to be taught as a self-defense or survival skill.

For Muay Thai to adapt to more sporting conditions, it has evolved and adjusted its strikes in an attempt to make them less lethal.

The teachings of krav maga employ the simulation of highly stressful, real-life situations with emphasis on the importance of being able to survive an attack."

krav maga is too complicated and clean....fights get ugly....

they be trying to teach you like 24 hit combos with short strikes in krav maga, man fuck all that....aint' nobody gonna stand still and let you hit them 18 times like a combo in mortal kombat....

muay thai is basic and effective as shit, the sweeps and clinches factor in the unpredictability more so imo...even judo is a beast cuz of the balance factor....

i mean i've watched a lotta videos on krav maga.....but all the demonstrators b on some superhero shit....


man you'd get fucked up thinking you can do all that with your adrenaline running in an actual life or death situation

thats the thing....you're training for REAL life situations.

judo and all that? great but you're training under a different degree of stress.

 

[Brother_Five]

Sup @westie

According to your friends, you owe me child support. Where my check at?

whoa whoa whoa.....

me and that nignog are not friends....while i may have love for all my brothers and sisters of IC......

the title of friend is reserved for those i consider in a much higher regard than brother five has ever shown he is worthy of......

Worthy?

My brother, I hope a piano falls on your head on your way to karate class...

Tae Bo ho.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Y'all niggas doin all this tai chi karate fu gonna be mad as hell when a nigga just shoots you

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

du sits on people and calls it karate

@CONFLICT

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

smh hate talking to my aunt about relationships, if you love her why not help her...didn't even have an answer

she right ur boos problem, should be urs

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Lmao Du really was sittin on that nigga too

 

[deadeye]

July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed

@CP203

What kinda surgery?

If it's any kind of back surgery, and you can deal with the pain.....it's best to just leave it alone.

Lotta old cats at the gym (60's and up) are always telling stories about how having back surgery messed up people they know and how that made them decide not to have it themselves.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

@dwo explain yourself

 

[i ro ny]

just read an interesting article about racism in Silicon Valley.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-loud-fight-against-silicon-valleys-quiet-racism

I'm tryna do something about that. @CP203 and @2stepz_ahead. i'mma need yall's help when the time is right. no bullshit. maybe some help from @Elzo69Renaissance bitch ass too.

 

[Dupac]

Sup @westie

According to your friends, you owe me child support. Where my check at?

whoa whoa whoa.....

me and that nignog are not friends....while i may have love for all my brothers and sisters of IC......

the title of friend is reserved for those i consider in a much higher regard than brother five has ever shown he is worthy of......

Worthy?

My brother, I hope a piano falls on your head on your way to karate class...

Tae Bo ho.

see...what kind of friends wishes shit like that....

 

[i ro ny]

Y'all niggas doin all this tai chi karate fu gonna be mad as hell when a nigga just shoots you

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.

he better pull out and squeeze first.

cuz while his guns raising, mines is blazin.

 

[Dupac]

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

krav maga is the most practical defense system on earth,. breh.

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

I can see where you would say that but "Over the years, Muay Thai has developed into a sport, complete with rules and competitions, whereas Krav maga continues to be taught as a self-defense or survival skill.

For Muay Thai to adapt to more sporting conditions, it has evolved and adjusted its strikes in an attempt to make them less lethal.

The teachings of krav maga employ the simulation of highly stressful, real-life situations with emphasis on the importance of being able to survive an attack."

krav maga is too complicated and clean....fights get ugly....

they be trying to teach you like 24 hit combos with short strikes in krav maga, man fuck all that....aint' nobody gonna stand still and let you hit them 18 times like a combo in mortal kombat....

muay thai is basic and effective as shit, the sweeps and clinches factor in the unpredictability more so imo...even judo is a beast cuz of the balance factor....

i mean i've watched a lotta videos on krav maga.....but all the demonstrators b on some superhero shit....


man you'd get fucked up thinking you can do all that with your adrenaline running in an actual life or death situation

thats the thing....you're training for REAL life situations.

judo and all that? great but you're training under a different degree of stress.

you gonna be trying to hit someone balls, chop them 20 times in their legs, twist their hand, and head butt their shoulder, and gonna get flipped on your ass in 2 seconds fucking with that krav shit

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

"you said i had yellow eyes"

 

[Purr]

I just got chewed out for not answering my texts yesterday.

 

[deadeye]

A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

She lost respect for you when you ate her out before getting your nut.

nh

She probably didn't feel that you were treating her special.

@ 1:54-2:04


Did she have a coach bag with her?

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I just got chewed out for not answering my texts yesterday.

dont give a shit, next subject.

 

[Reesey]

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

krav maga is the most practical defense system on earth,. breh.

Strange nosign Reesey, whats ya beef wit that?

I do not agree with your breast statement.

and how are you this morning?

I am doing awesome Eye. Got a couple of financial reports to compile here at work, then kickboxing later. Looking forward to it.

And how are you Sir?

Kickboxing is good cardio. I've really wanted to try it. You like it?

Yes ma'am, I love it! First, entire body workout, Heavy bag, kicks and punches. Then we branch off and learn the

specific fundamentals of your art of choice. I chose Krav Maga.

muay thai >>> krav maga

fuck all that ball grabbing and eye gouging shit.....crack a nigga eye loose with your elbow

I can see where you would say that but "Over the years, Muay Thai has developed into a sport, complete with rules and competitions, whereas Krav maga continues to be taught as a self-defense or survival skill.

For Muay Thai to adapt to more sporting conditions, it has evolved and adjusted its strikes in an attempt to make them less lethal.

The teachings of krav maga employ the simulation of highly stressful, real-life situations with emphasis on the importance of being able to survive an attack."

krav maga is too complicated and clean....fights get ugly....

they be trying to teach you like 24 hit combos with short strikes in krav maga, man fuck all that....aint' nobody gonna stand still and let you hit them 18 times like a combo in mortal kombat....

muay thai is basic and effective as shit, the sweeps and clinches factor in the unpredictability more so imo...even judo is a beast cuz of the balance factor....

i mean i've watched a lotta videos on krav maga.....but all the demonstrators b on some superhero shit....


man you'd get fucked up thinking you can do all that with your adrenaline running in an actual life or death situation

thats the thing....you're training for REAL life situations.

judo and all that? great but you're training under a different degree of stress.

you gonna be trying to hit someone balls, chop them 20 times in their legs, twist their hand, and head butt their shoulder, and gonna get flipped on your ass in 2 seconds fucking with that krav shit

Prove it.