ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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@SimptimusLEMZUS

I was at the gym on Monday, finished my regular workout........and then went over to the kettlebell section for a little bit.

Was just messing around at first, but I think I'm starting to understand the science behind them......and why you promote them so much.

First off, the weights feel heavier than they really are because of how they're designed.

Most of the weight is in a compact space in a central location.

This seems to help isolate your core regardless of what kind of exercise you're doing with them.

Therefore, I'm going to start incorporating them into my regular workout routine.

Props for giving me the idea to try them out.

By September of next year, you nignogs might see me on Xvideos.........in a black hoodie and sunglasses......weighing 175 pounds........and slaying some 400+ pound SSBBW with kettlebell strokes.

That's my mission.

BTW, don't worry @MissK

I'm no longer 300 pounds.

I only weighed 294.5 this morning, so that's 5.5 pounds less weight you'll have to deal with when I'm on top of you.

*Full Deadeye*

#Gross

@MsSouthern

How so?

I'm built like a young elephant seal beachmaster in his prime fighting to maintain control of his harem.

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Cause 294.5 lbs of sweat and heavy breathing is gross

Plus it sounds like you might smother her :(

Not to worry @MsSouthern .

Me and @MissK discussed this earlier, and I assured her that I have sufficient upper body strength to hold enough of my weight up so that she won't suffocate.

Also, I am in the process of losing weight..........so hopefully I'll be down to at least 250 before we do anything.

I'm gonna need @MissK to confirm this

The nonsuffocate part not the weight loss part
 

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