ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Man I ain't know bitches were really that evil. I be feeling bad too. Hoes be asking me to alter sonograms and shit

 

[OhMars]

https://twitter.com/arieella_/status/746864177025851392

@OhMars why u just starring at it bruh?

Did you see that thang my nigga.

Besides thats @rip.dilla

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

I'm out here acting outta character smh

 

[Stew]

https://twitter.com/arieella_/status/746864177025851392

@OhMars why u just starring at it bruh?

Did you see that thang my nigga.

Besides thats @"rip.dilla"

Damn sure is lmao my bad

 

[Ghost313]

Pull up to the apartment, my neighbor in his car with a big ass tub of ice cream, drunk as fuck blasting Ja Rule put it on me. Helped this nigga up to his apartment, and he collapsed onto the Ice cream bucket, locked his door, left him there.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Pull up to the apartment, my neighbor in his car with a big ass tub of ice cream, drunk as fuck blasting Ja Rule put it on me. Helped this nigga up to his apartment, and he collapsed onto the Ice cream bucket, locked his door, left him there.

Liquor and ice cream mix, wtf?

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/746904583344009216

 

[Ghost313]

Pull up to the apartment, my neighbor in his car with a big ass tub of ice cream, drunk as fuck blasting Ja Rule put it on me. Helped this nigga up to his apartment, and he collapsed onto the Ice cream bucket, locked his door, left him there.

Liquor and ice cream mix, wtf?

I know, random ass combination. Nigga had 1 of those big ass Neopolitan tubs they use for kids parties.

We live in a complex where it's 80 percent white, and the security try to flex. Couldn't let that nigga go out like willy lump lump.

 

[Stew]

LAWD
https://twitter.com/eclectik/status/746814931698221056

 

[Lou Cypher]

She looks like she has a great personality

 

[Hevalisk]

@Hevalisk

What is your opinion of Rick Ross and MMG?

I don't listen to Rick Ross.

 

[Ghost313]

@Hevalisk

What is your opinion of Rick Ross and MMG?

I don't listen to Rick Ross.

Huuuummmph

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Dear ADHD Thread...

It's been 2 weeks since I've fucked. Haven't even masturbated. Made a bet with my girlfriend over $500 who can go longer without it. It's getting to her too. She's angry as fuck now. She gets irritated over nothing.

This evening we're watching a movie on Netflix on the couch. She gets up to get a soda and as she does, she leans over and kisses my dick. Holy fuck I was hard as a rock. But I gotta maintain. I'll take her $500 I don't give a fuck. Now she says she's going to the store to get some beer and pick up our pizza order for our next movie. I got like 20 minutes tops. I might Jack it real quick.

 

[iron man1]

 

[Beta]

Lol bum ass nigga made her go on a beer run and get the pizza

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

This nigga think he Seinfeld...

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Lol bum ass nigga made her go on a beer run and get the pizza

She volunteered bruh. She ordered bum ass pineapple pizza and I paid.

 

[Ol Jay's]

lol @ going to get some pizza, she went to get some dick

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

lol @ going to get some pizza, she went to get some dick

Not everyone got a slut girl bruh. Don't project your misery into others.

 

[Max.]

Mrs parker