ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[JonnyRoccIT]

Cuhz happy as hell Teague outta there now lol
https://twitter.com/dennismike93/status/746040345050374144

 

[OmegaConflict]

Bonsoir @Westie my sexy intelligence infinite source

Good afternoon Lemmy. What time is it where you are?

22h46. And what time is it in your state?

4:44pm or 16h44

wtf is 16h44... please don't replicate the french nigga. It's 1644hrs

I know, I put it in the format he did. Idk what French people do.

Smh dumbass

Hilarious

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

this shit alwways puts me in my feelings..another observation is that women today video hoes or whatever look mad deformed today compared to ten, fifteen years ago

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Fuck it... that new e.t. whoooo mayne anotha summer on lock by future

 

[The Lonious Monk]

This Amazing Athiest dude is funny. Those questions were stupid as hell though. I hate stuff like that because it trivializes real problems and is easy to shut down.

You're white arent you

Oh wow, y'all actually thought those we're good questions huh? Lol That's actually pretty funny.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

 

[riddlerap]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc-KkHy16wc

Keef needa stop playing and drop full songs, not just snippets.. this is fire.

 

[SolemnSauce]

So yo..datexasking mad a thread in the GNS about his girls brotha tryna g check him

Some shit over the fathers day weekend had me thinkin bout that shit. My wife and I talk all kinds of shit to each other. If you didn't know us as a couple, you'd think we hate each other.

And I'm the type of person that I'm me regardless of the situation. So I rarely comment on her Facebook cause she got sadidty friends. She posted some pic, and I made a comment jokingly. Which I'm sure she knew I was joking.

But she gonna act like she feel some kinda way and reply on a comment. "You know better, don't try to play me like that"..dead ass serious. So I'm like

Oh word?..I reply back.."Shut up and hold yo L"..she reply back "...we gone talk"..I reply back "u know my number nigga"..And this how we just talk in genreal with each other. But she dead serious cause she fronting on facebook.

So I get home and she mad..I'm like, sup..what u mad for? She goes "that was real disrespectful what u said on facebook"..I'm like, "facebook?..nigga i'll say that shit to yo face"..gave her a smile and she starts laughing says I fucking hate u.

Shit should be ova, but she got some people on her up in arms about it. And she's like..nah chill, it ain't that serious. And they'really thinking it's some submissive wife shit, and I'm some kinda overbearing nigga. Which if you know us, u know that ain't the angle of who we are as a couple.

So fast forward a couple weeks, she's out wit family and one of her cousins from New York ask her "where's yo husband"..she ask why..And he says that nigga be talking to you real reckless on facebook...lol

She tells me, she told him.."nahhh, lol..my husband ain't the nigga you wanna approach wit that"..not that I'm some kinda thug or nothin..but everybody got tolerances for certain shit..ya know.

So I'm at her fam spot for a Father's day cookout. He come through, and she goes there he go right there. So he's going round the room greeting everybody loudly like a new York nigga do. Comes over to me, she goes,..this my husband. He gives me daps and they start having a cordial conversation.

In my mind..I'm like fuck that. So I go.."my wife says you told her you was gone steal on me onsite"..

He looks at her confused and says "steal?"

She explains it and he says..nah..but you know..got look out for my family..

Long story short ain't no point to this story...lol,

 

[VIBE]

Chea!!!!

 

[banginscrew901]

https://youtu.be/bYVR59Z4Lsk

Shout out to pimp c

Thats another one that I loved......

 

[riddlerap]

https://youtu.be/YLWJIU3f0tY

Shout out to the freestyle king. I still rap this here like I wrote it

@banginscrew901

ever heard this? Flip still got it.

 

[banginscrew901]

Since we moving on south only fair and right I drop this classic here. Cause if you from the south and don't fuck with this here you need to kill yo self.

Shout out to lil keke

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Bonsoir @Westie my sexy intelligence infinite source

Good afternoon Lemmy. What time is it where you are?

22h46. And what time is it in your state?

4:44pm or 16h44

wtf is 16h44... please don't replicate the french nigga. It's 1644hrs

Keep on acting like you wouldnt have gone cray if she said to you VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI.

This nigga I swear

 

[VIBE]

https://twitter.com/DuaneBrown76/status/745472033471893504

 

[Lou Cypher]

We get it Vibe.

 

[shit happens]

Walked into an office that was having a potluck going on. Snagged me some Pulled pork and they had these jalepeno cheese sauce that I covered it with and some cole slaw. Good shit.

White people will eat anybody's cooking smh.

 

[Trillfate]

So yo..datexasking mad a thread in the GNS about his girls brotha tryna g check him

Some shit over the fathers day weekend had me thinkin bout that shit. My wife and I talk all kinds of shit to each other. If you didn't know us as a couple, you'd think we hate each other.

And I'm the type of person that I'm me regardless of the situation. So I rarely comment on her Facebook cause she got sadidty friends. She posted some pic, and I made a comment jokingly. Which I'm sure she knew I was joking.

But she gonna act like she feel some kinda way and reply on a comment. "You know better, don't try to play me like that"..dead ass serious. So I'm like

Oh word?..I reply back.."Shut up and hold yo L"..she reply back "...we gone talk"..I reply back "u know my number nigga"..And this how we just talk in genreal with each other. But she dead serious cause she fronting on facebook.

So I get home and she mad..I'm like, sup..what u mad for? She goes "that was real disrespectful what u said on facebook"..I'm like, "facebook?..nigga i'll say that shit to yo face"..gave her a smile and she starts laughing says I fucking hate u.

Shit should be ova, but she got some people on her up in arms about it. And she's like..nah chill, it ain't that serious. And they'really thinking it's some submissive wife shit, and I'm some kinda overbearing nigga. Which if you know us, u know that ain't the angle of who we are as a couple.

So fast forward a couple weeks, she's out wit family and one of her cousins from New York ask her "where's yo husband"..she ask why..And he says that nigga be talking to you real reckless on facebook...lol

She tells me, she told him.."nahhh, lol..my husband ain't the nigga you wanna approach wit that"..not that I'm some kinda thug or nothin..but everybody got tolerances for certain shit..ya know.

So I'm at her fam spot for a Father's day cookout. He come through, and she goes there he go right there. So he's going round the room greeting everybody loudly like a new York nigga do. Comes over to me, she goes,..this my husband. He gives me daps and they start having a cordial conversation.

In my mind..I'm like fuck that. So I go.."my wife says you told her you was gone steal on me onsite"..

He looks at her confused and says "steal?"

She explains it and he says..nah..but you know..got look out for my family..

Long story short ain't no point to this story...lol,

Didnt read past the gif..... seems like she tried to front for her Facebook friends.. trying to make it seem like she got you in check

You need to Divorce her b.... let her keep the crib, the kids and half your paycheck and Go.

you're still a young man, bounce and be happy with a Thot half her age

Spoiler

and size lol

 

[SolemnSauce]

We good

 

[Trillfate]

She makes u miserable inside

 

[VIBE]

We get it Vibe.

u may need to look it over a few more times