"Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Hoe..."

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I.B. Blackman

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Ladies, Stop Talking About Hoes

If they did a poll on the top conversations women have I bet a stack that females talk more about other females they deem Hoes than they talk about any other topic. The Hoes they’re talking about aren’t chicks they meet in passing, it’s usually a friend. Why the hell are you friends with a bitch that you constantly dog out? I don’t care if you’re work associates, classmates, or cousins who don’t get along, in order for you to know the Hoe shit she’s doing you have to be in communication with her. If she lives a lifestyle you don’t approve of, stop dealing with her ass. Stop checking up on Hoes, asking her what she did last weekend, cross checking her story with your homeboy who was at the club, and examining her Facebook updates. Is your life that boring that you have to run home every day and talk with your bff for hours about what so and so is doing? When I watch Basketball Wives I’m blown away by the amount of mouth time Draya gets, it’s not edited that way, that’s how real life can be too. I’ve been around enough women to hear the shit talking and phoniness that comes along with “friendships”. It is what it is, but realize that every time you say her name, she’s winning. Without that Hoe in your life you would be miserable. The funny thing is, Hoes know you can’t keep their names out of your mouth, and it fuels them to do more shocking shit. She’s living her life; you’re talking about her life. Who’s more important? Hoes 2 Ladies 0.

Fellas, Check Her Hoefax Report

How do you know if a Hoe is a Hoe if the Hoe doesn’t even know she’s a Hoe? Hoe test yourself. When you talk to a woman no matter how un-Hoe-like she may appear, ask one simple question. Why is she talking to me? “cus I look good” isn’t a proper answer because every dude thinks he’s the shit. How did you present yourself to her… who hollered at who… is she listening to you or dissecting you? When it comes to sex there is no such thing as “fucking like a hoe” you cannot tell by the way she rides it or takes back shots that she’s a hoe, a freak maybe, but not a hoe. Instead of trying to guess, talk to her and get to know who she really is. In our pursuit of women we talk to them but we don’t really talk to them. Lift your eyes from the cleavage and see what makes her tick, ask about her Daddy, her Moms, her ex-boyfriends, her best girlfriends, you can expose any hoe with the right line of questioning. You can’t save Hoes but you can save yourself from Hoes if you learn to understand them.

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Verbal Intercourse

The difference between a good stripper and a phenomenal stripper has nothing to do with the way she climbs the pole or claps her ass. It’s conversation. The tricks are going to make it rain regardless, it’s a show, a front; it has nothing to do with the girl on stage. You’re not going to get peacock niggas who are willing to throw stacks in the air every night. The real working girls know that private dances are where you come up on a slow Tuesday. She walks the bar after her set and initiates conversation. The bullshit strippers don’t say much except, “you wanna dance” real creative Ciroc Minaj but no, I’ll keep my $20 in my pocket. The professional dancers spark a conversation, they make it personal, and then they politely ask if you want to continue the conversation while she dances for you in the back room. It’s a wrap. Every nigga in the club knows he’s being worked, but if her conversation is good the stingy trick doesn’t mind dropping money he didn’t plan to spend because this fantasy of “wow, she’s cool and seems to genuinely like me” creeps into his head. You can’t make “conversation” without “con”. The best Hoes have developed this technique in everyday life. It’s one thing to get up out of your seat and approach a man; it’s another to keep his attention. I hate a boring woman as much as Lil Wayne hates a “shy bitch”, if you’re going to sit in front of a man that’s a catch and mumble on about the weather and where he’s from for an awkward ten minutes, it’s a good chance he’s put you in the “bye bitch” pile not the “I have to have this bitch” pile. I don’t care if you’re a PHD that’s well read; don’t assume you have good conversational skills. Men like to talk about certain shit, that’s why guys can get together and become best friends after 15 minutes, we generally love the same things. I don’t care if the Hoe you’re competing with is an idiot who never graduated high school, if she’s proficient about the things men like to babble on about then she’s going to be more successful than the pretty nerd who thinks Michael Jordan still hoops.

I know a lot about Hoes because most of my female friends throughout the years have been (a few still are) opportunistic undercover Hoes. I watched them operate and I listened to them tell me their game. I never judged them, I appreciated them because they helped me Hoe proof myself at an early age. I have no sympathy for dudes who get played by Hoes because the warning signs are usually there, its male hubris that “she likes me because I’m that nigga” that leads to them getting hurt. I want all my young cats that are coming up in the game to stop falling over yourselves every time a female with a big ass and colored contacts smiles at you. Check the ego at the door and be open to the possibility that she may be feeling you for what you have not who you are.

For the ladies be aware that there will always be a world full of Hoes. I don’t care how much you criticize dudes who fuck with Hoes and shake your head at the fact that even the “good ones” prefer to talk to loose women, this hoepidemic will not stop. Hoes Be Wining. Of course they do because they aren’t afraid to go after what they want. Stop acting like victims and start acting like Spartans. Sucking your teeth and acting disgusted every time a Hoe steals the spotlight, is akin to waving the white flag that you can’t compete. Not only can you compete with those freaks, you can win on an entirely new level. No matter if he’s Floyd Mayweather or a dude who flips real estate, he doesn’t want these Hoes. Every successful man would love to meet a nice woman who doesn’t have an ulterior motive or an active coochie, but they rarely meet them because a lot of upstanding Ladies don’t give chase the way Hoes do. Talking to a guy first doesn’t make you look desperate; researching topics that will spark a man’s conversation doesn’t make you fake. In order to win you have to be willing to play the game first.

http://blackgirlsareeasy.com/2011/10/act-like-a-lady-think-like-a-hoe.html

 
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pico rivera;3864094 said:
another good thread

that your website or sumn??

Nah hun... I just been jumpin 'round the interntez lately and i'm takin things from here & there and droppin it in here to spark some discussion cuz this place been dry lately.

*shrugs*
 
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kai_valya;3891766 said:
i thought the difference between an okay stripper and a phenomenal one was gymnastic lessons.

You don't need gymnastic lessons to work a pole. Just upper body and core strength and flexibility.
 
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deadeye;3891898 said:
Nah...that's not what I meant.

I knew about the link but...depending on who's modding...they'll delete threads if it seems like the OP is promoting another site.

I.E. all those threads strongblackman used to make that would end up getting deleted.

....I see. So what do we do if we take something from another website and bring it over here?

Not leave the link to the source? *curious*
 
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