A wise man once said...

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“The shit look like it gon give you a pound n shake ya hand namsayin. It be lookin like a bear wit its eyes closed n shit. The shit look like a candy bar that got left in a car wit the windows up on a hot day n shit. … The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean.”

-GhostFace About Lil Kim’s Beaver Shot

 
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“How you gon have a song called G’ed Up son? What the G stand for son? Gummi wormed? Glamored? Where we gon draw the line my nigga? You jus gave Bruno Mars n Chris Brown the green light to call theyselves Gs now too son. We gon have to deal wit Katy Perry callin herself a G thanks to you son. … Somebody need to send you back to Middle Earth or wherever you came from son cos you aint fittin in wit humans nigga. You look like one the aliens from Men In Black son. Namsayin. You look like a stretched out Lil Wayne b.”

-GhostFace On Wiz Khalifa

 
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
 
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
 
if you wanna know how good a girls hygiene is between her legs look at how well she keep her feet clean and make the connection between the two.
 
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you ever take a shit and the water splash yo ass.....

then you look down in the toilet expecting to see a big ass log... you know, something to be proud of....

but to your surprise, you look down and see some lil shit thats the size of a bite size carrot.

thats the worst.
 
If a woman say she broke take it anyway... Cuz women can always get money...

Leave those gym shoe wearing hoes alone!!!

Never give a woman all your heart because you u because sharing to much leaves u with nothing
 

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