5 Grand Has Advice For You When You Cross His Hood

[Ghostdenithegawd]

This nigga 5 grand lives in one of them hoods 2 min away from a prison industrial complex

Nigga been preparing not to get booty poked from birth and sounds like he still failed 5 grand has a chandelier made out of dicks ugh

Every other war vet grandpa got ear or tooth necklaces maybe even teeth this nigga got dick medalions walking around looking like the psychotic gaylord versions of migos spinning them shit around taking about " my shit go like them g-unit chains back in 03 back before I developed liver spots."

Like the you can feel how proud and sincere he was talking about collecting dongs and protecting himself

That's a lose lose situation nigga

Nigga 5 grand was hitting niggas with the 2 piece and then the snip snip

Nigga 5 grand alias in the 70s was vasectomy jones

 

[iron man1]

@5grand has to be that faggot nigga @CirocObama alias they both defended their faggotry till the end

Yoooo that motherfucker Cirocobama was an habitual faggot line stepper smhhhh

 

[CashmoneyDux]

This nigga 5 grand lives in one of them hoods 2 min away from a prison industrial complex

Nigga been preparing not to get booty poked from birth and sounds like he still failed 5 grand has a chandelier made out of dicks ugh

Every other war vet grandpa got ear or tooth necklaces maybe even teeth this nigga got dick medalions walking around looking like the psychotic gaylord versions of migos spinning them shit around taking about " my shit go like them g-unit chains back in 03 back before I developed liver spots."

Like the you can feel how proud and sincere he was talking about collecting dongs and protecting himself

That's a loose loose situation nigga

Nigga 5 grand was hitting niggas with the 2 piece and then the snip snip

Nigga 5 grand alias in the 70s was vasectomy jones

My fellow American....

 

[scorpio4lfe]

Dude this some funny ass shit! He has to be trolling. Has to be.

 

[lordstanley]

Vasectomy..muthafuckin...jones

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Dude this some funny ass shit! He has to be trolling. Has to be.

For his sake I hope.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Nigga actually has a boy pussy thats been used and abused

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Nigga actually has a boy pussy thats been used and abused

see, this is the type of over active gaymagination that breeds these trolls. You disgust me.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

This shit is mad olD but got overlooked this nigga 5 grand be collecting dicks leather face style lmfao I think b he said that shit to faggot ass @BlackThunder when he was talking about raping niggas

I hope both these niggas have spontaneous Human combustion and burn ever other failed human being there related to

Yo I can't finish this thread. I'm crying

 

[king hassan]

I don't know if I'm amused or disgusted

 

[Shawn Jay-Z Carter]

@5Grand yo faggot OG can you give me advice on doing business with homos nh

I'm tryin to sign Wayne but Birdman stays acting up

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

And my goofy ass thread goes suuuuuuuuuper left. Thanks @5grand

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Blood what in thee fuck i just read?

And u the resident old nigga of the reason too

U had to be that uncle your lil nieces and nephews were warned not to be around without supervision

Laugh all you want but just don't kick anybody when they're down - you'll get fucked.

Ok when you kick you might get fucked in the ass, in your hood

What happens if you punch someone? You might suck dick?

What others fighting rules you willing to expose about your gay ass childhood

Word is bond, I grew up around faggots. They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and fuck you. Where I was from you had two choices;

1) To fuck or get fucked

2) To castrate the person that fucked you

I was the second type.

But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and fucking you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work.

ARE WE LIVE!!!!!!! ARE WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[video=youtube;E9tGSleZIAg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9tGSleZIAg[/video]

 

[PILL_COSBY]

@Damobb2deep

The heat has officially been taken off of you.(if he hasn't been hacked)

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

@Damobb2deep

The heat has officially been taken off of you.(if he hasn't been hacked)

No it hasn't not in the least bit u not going to tell me a nigga seriously willing to suck dick to feed his kids and is a male beautician /girlfriend to niggas wives is worse than 5 grand the pens snatcher at least the nigga is trying to protect himself from the homo in a weird still very much gay WAy

That other nigga just going out ducking dicks for doritos

 

[endboss]

I have never heard of someone beeing anally raped after a fight exept in prison... thats some strange and suspect hood..

 

[BobOblah]

Its all fun and games until you wake up a week later.

Nigga been preparing not to get booty poked from birth and sounds like he still failed 5 grand has a chandelier made out of dicks ugh

Bruh stop I just got through reading the reason thread and I still haven't recovered. I'm not ready to read any more hilarity/fuckery of this level yet. My sides hurt.

 

[BenjaminE]

I was preparing a response in the other thread til it got  closed, so ima drop it here...

Aaaaaand....@5grand still ain't explained this shit. At all

lol

seems pretty self explanatory

pimps, fags, crystal meth, heroin, laying on ground, blinking, castration, anal rape

i got no more questions

I have plenty of questions... mostly about timeframe...

At one point he said a pimp can knock you out for weeks... so did the pimp knock him out, rape him then leave there? Or did the pimp keep him unconcious in a box like the gimp from Pulp Fiction and continued to fuck him until he woke up and escaped?

He also said the pimp can drug you and fuck you without even knowing it... did he just go about his day and not realize what had transpired until he heard someone bumpin Willie Hutch and it all came rushing back to him?

What about the revenge? Did he take months plotting and researching castration techniques until he caught the pimp slipping and exacted his revenge? Or did he already know what to do since the last time he was raped by a pimp?

Was it really a fight and people gathered around them chanting and when the raping commensed they continued to watch and dapped the pimp up when he finished?

@"5th Letter" if you interview @5grand these a questions that must be answered...

 

[Stew]

He should interview him next lol

 

[808HiLife808]