10 Ways to connect with a Suburban Teen fanbase. (Shady)

[gee757]

^ i know u aint talkin about sum1 bein obsess'd by da way u b stalkin dretox weirdo smh..

 

[Weazel]

Wazzup BenGeeNo?

Did I say something to your wet dream?
She was just duckin' a simple question, even you know that

Yeah I said it, even you..

 

[theillestrator]

Yeah, what makes that case even more interesting is that he took almost 10 years off from making music and still came back with a platinum album.

yep, that was a dope album.

 

[hrap-120]

@ Hrap

Do you dream about Eminem? (your not a homo IMO)
But you seems a lil bit obsessed..

Just sayin'

Good question, Im not obsessed at all, this thread was actually inspired by:

Do you Think Eminem is One The Goats?
Should Em's GOAT Status Be Taken W/ A Grain Of Salt? (Em Lost)
Better Catalogue, Eminem or Jay-Z?
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^^^Three different threads by three different posters, which were on the front page, I made a thread based on the popular topic of the moment. I tend to do that.

The other threads that I created within the last 24 hrs.

"Who is the True King of New York"
"Ta-Setian HipHop is dead Part 1"
"I love you Nas but after Ether"
"Industry Vs. G-Unit"
"How to rally your gotdamn fanbase"
"Did Ceelo Green sell-out or did the South just win again"

Forgive me for questioning your sexuality, but I have never had a man ask me about my "dreams" with another man lovingly placed in his avatar...you seem a little "bitch-made".

I can easily understand your dysfunction if your screen-name is any indication of your true nature.

 

[Mvpbrodie93]

Eminem stays winning

 

[cobbland]

Fuck his fanbase.

Bis is one of the true GOATS.

He never compromised himself for sales.

[video=youtube;isvwgYKT2Xo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isvwgYKT2Xo[/video]

 

[Fazeem_Blackall]

If you wanna sell 11 million like Vanilla Ice...come on

If you wanna get a chunk of Emenims #1 buying demographic....follow me

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Heres ten things that can help ya buddy.

1.) POP TUNE= Get you a nice radio-friendly pop-song with a pop artist so that blonde-haired teeny-bopper chicks can play you in their pink Ipods....

2.) Do something comedic or coonish= Put a wig and a dress on, kiss a guy or do some gay type shit. A sambo doing some buckdancing will work...shuck & jive.

3.) Blue eyed Soul= Forget Trey Songz or Ne-Yo, go get Robin Thicke or Justin Timberlake.

4.) Rock collabo/Rock Swag= If Travis Barker isnt available just sample a guitar riff, if possible you can add a Rock inspired scene in your video.

5.) Get Emenim= It cant hurt to put the most popular rapper on the planet on your album, if D12 can go platinum its gauranteed you can sell some extra copies

6.) Big Beef= Find a fellow Black man and tear him down, black on black violence is very popular with the people who are not affected by it, study 50cent.


7.) Political Correctness= Say all the right things, put Emenim in your top 5 and say that you would like to work with him, dont be too Black, too intelligent, or say anything negative about Emenim.

8.)Techno-Euro= An example of this would be the JayZ song "Ghetto Techno",50-cents "Pass the Patron" video or some other hybird of genre's...anything except blues, gospel, jazz, or reggae.

9.) Subject matter= relatable themes like serial-killing, prescription drug abuse, pedophilia/rape/incest/beastiality, matricide, homo-eroticism, and depression.

10.) Pander & Cater= Kiss white asses, smile, appear wigger-friendly, act like a good negro so that a kid from Montana could imagine you playing GTA with him or driving through the hood with him to get some Popeye's...this should be in the back of your mind at all times.

Add those ingredients up and you should be able to increase your suburban-shady record sales....or you could say "Fuck 'em" on some Rozay shit and do modest numbers but nothing near Emenims numbers.

[video=youtube;kRIU_iO-wek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRIU_iO-wek[/video]
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Hallelujah

True Shit and well said...

 

[BillDance]

"I'm upset that eminem's recovery shit all over Teflon Don in sales..so let me try to make reason and troll eminem fans." I'm not disagreeing with all of your points but you seem A.bitter or B. like a troll...always mentioning "lil tyler in idaho " or "lil megan in nebraska". Yea i'm sure white people embracing has made it diluted and not as pure as it once was...but how would you feel if not one white person liked hip hop.?.and jay-z is the highest selling artist at 75k or someshit....you'd be making threads about the white man holding down hip hop on some conspiracy theory shit.

 

[hrap-120]

"I'm upset that eminem's recovery shit all over Teflon Don in sales..so let me try to make reason and troll eminem fans." I'm not disagreeing with all of your points but you seem A.bitter or B. like a troll...always mentioning "lil tyler in idaho " or "lil megan in nebraska". Yea i'm sure white people embracing has made it diluted and not as pure as it once was...but how would you feel if not one white person liked hip hop.?.and jay-z is the highest selling artist at 75k or someshit....you'd be making threads about the white man holding down hip hop on some conspiracy theory shit.

No dissrespect to fishes or fishermen.

A.) Im not bitter at all, Im actually proud that African American's have found a way to siphon money from outside our communities to improve our lives and the lives of our friends and families

B.)Im not a troll, my points are marketing 101 for any HipHop artist and there is no sensationalism or exaggeration in my discorse.

How would I feel if not one white person liked hiphop?? Id feel nothing, Id feel like Kool Herc....or like Grandmaster Flash.

Fuck you talking about "conspiracy shit" if JayZ wasnt selling 75k, Id be making threads about how pure, raw, and hungry "Reasonable Doubt" sounds.

(Shady make the fish come out)

 

[hrap-120]

if your goal is to sell records and have the biggest fanbase, you will try to appeal to the white crowd, since they are the majority of the population in america. why would you care about preserving the essence of the culture if you are trying to sell as many units as possible?

Guess you just gave away your race and gender huh??

 

[Undo1]

Guess you just gave away your race and gender huh??

how??.....

 

[DarcSkies777]

H-Rap this thread is racist and you should be ashamed of yourself sir.

lol

 

[hrap-120]

H-Rap this thread is racist and you should be ashamed of yourself sir.

lol

It could be seen that way my friend.

Fortunately the suburbs are integrated to a certain extent so "Suburban Teens" could resemble a rainbow of fruit flavor

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

lmao

yall fall for this psuedo intellectual bullshit every time

well played

 

[hrap-120]

lmao

yall fall for this psuedo intellectual bullshit every time

well played

You seem unhappy on a saturday

..must have had a bad friday night

Im feeling pretty good..cheer up buddy !

 

[Fazeem_Blackall]

LAst on for a bit as I must vamoos Soon and educate some person on how to use there computer without Fucking it up after I fix there fuck ups they already commited...

 

[hrap-120]

LAst on for a bit as I must vamoos Soon and educate some person on how to use there computer without Fucking it up after I fix there fuck ups they already commited...

this is marketing 101, Wacka and Ice Cube take note or your sales will suffer.

 

[birdcall89]

lmao at #6 and #9

 

[Weazel]

Its funny but this thread doesnt actually make that much sense, the rappers that do this shit on the list arent nessecarily making the big bucks....or selling that many records

1.) POP TUNE= Get you a nice radio-friendly pop-song with a pop artist so that blonde-haired teeny-bopper chicks can play you in their pink Ipods....Almost every mainstream rapper has one of these, even the good ones and not all of them have sold loads of records examples, Mims, J-Kwon, Jibbs etc

2.) Do something comedic or coonish= Put a wig and a dress on, kiss a guy or do some gay type shit. A sambo doing some buckdancing will work...shuck & jive. Again this depends on what you mean by comedic, as there are loads of rappers that use comedy in thier image, such as Kanye, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg

3.) Blue eyed Soul= Forget Trey Songz or Ne-Yo, go get Robin Thicke or Justin Timberlake. There are so many rappers who will do songs with white artists

4.) Rock collabo/Rock Swag= If Travis Barker isnt available just sample a guitar riff, if possible you can add a Rock inspired scene in your video. this rockstar shit was a fad that died with Rebirth, the Shop Boyz Era didnt last that long and I havent seen one of those type of tracks in years

5.) Get Emenim= It cant hurt to put the most popular rapper on the planet on your album, if D12 can go platinum its gauranteed you can sell some extra copies T.I. put eminem on T.I.vs T.I.P. and that didnt really boost that albums sales, The adventures of Bobby ray didnt go platinum, the Trick Trick albums havent goneANYTHING, Bizzares solo effort didnt go platinum and Obie trice's album didnt go platinum , nor did Xzibits album

6.) Big Beef= Find a fellow Black man and tear him down, black on black violence is very popular with the people who are not affected by it, study 50cent. ( name one relevant rapper that hasnt beefed with a black rapper)

7.) Political Correctness= Say all the right things, put Emenim in your top 5 and say that you would like to work with him, dont be too Black, too intelligent, or say anything negative about Emenim.

Memphis bleek said eminem was one of his fave I dont remember him selling 75 million worldwide...

8.)Techno-Euro= An example of this would be the JayZ song "Ghetto Techno",50-cents "Pass the Patron" video or some other hybird of genre's...anything except blues, gospel, jazz, or reggae. All those southern assholes have used elements from techno/euro to sell thier crappy dance records but I do agree with this

9.) Subject matter= relatable themes like serial-killing, prescription drug abuse, pedophilia/rape/incest/beastiality, matricide, homo-eroticism, and depression. Its funny you should mention this because eminem is the ONLY successful rapper who has made big money rapping about this, every other rapper has gotten big by talking about: Drug Dealing, GangBanging, Drinking , Cars Jewllery, 'The Hood', Partying , Or just excessive boasting. Hip Hop has never really been that versatile on the mainstream.

10.) Pander & Cater= Kiss white asses, smile, appear wigger-friendly, act like a good negro so that a kid from Montana could imagine you playing GTA with him or driving through the hood with him to get some Popeye's...this should be in the back of your mind at all times. Considering every successful rapper has a white fanbase, I think it would make sense that they would appear avaliable to white people, I dont understand what this is trying to prove.

Dont get me wrong I like this thread but it just isnt that logical..

I mean 2pac never did any of this shit but he is the 2nd highest selling rapper in the world.

Word @ McJones

 

[Fazeem_Blackall]

this is marketing 101, Wacka and Ice Cube take note or your sales will suffer.

In 20 years the art will be recognised and the shit will be forgotten regardless of sales now...