A lot of times when I say stupid shit it's for laughs and to troll the shit out of people. I just say it with a serious tone and the stone face and people actually buy it.
I'm somewhat attractive, I should be in the next old spice commercial. I just wish my dick was an inch bigger. I would be livin if my genetics could set that up for me.
Since I'm trying to improve upon my communication skills I try to talk on the phone more, instead of talking through text. I can be more entertaining through text though, I just have to make that transition verbally.