Least Favorites:
NFL: Pats (Snowjob game. I'm sick of the media deepthroating them all the time), Steelers (I hate them motherfuckers for shit that happened when MY dad was just a tickle in HIS dad's sack nh. Fuck Pissburgh), Cowboys (Their fans are so fucking obnoxious I despise them bitch ass niggas. They have no real fans), San Fran 49ers (I think only the Jets and Giants fans can understand my hate for this team and their fans.), the whole rest of the AFC West gets an honorable mention. I'd hate them more but we have more rings than the rest of the division combined. Plus we swept they bitch asses last season.
NBA: Lakers (There is no team in the NBA I hate more than the Lakers. Their 'fans' are non-existent and are just bandwagon cockguzzlers. Their whole team is Hollywood and gay as fuck, which is a great representation of the city of LA as a whole. Hate hate hate hate), Boston Celtics and New York Knicks (Boston is the Lakers East and I'm sick of everybody acting like the Knicks havent sucked for almost their entire fucking existence), Dallas Mavs and San Antonio Spurs (Fuck both of these teams. Dirk and Duncan are both talented bitches but still bitches), Detroit Pistons (I'm a Bulls fan, this team can eat a dick and die as far as I'm concerned. I got a lot of respect for em, but fuck this team), OKC Thunder (I wasn't alive when they moved the Raiders to LA, but I can only imagine how Seattle fans feel. I hate that they got so good so quickly after leaving Seattle and will always root against them because of that. I just hate most of the teams they play against in the playoffs more than them so I find myself almost rooting for them), Miami Heat (I dont think I need to explain this one. I hate everything they stand for)
MLB: SF Giants (You wont believe how many people forgot this team existed until they got to the World Series last year and started actin like diehard fans. I fucking hate this team), Yankees (See Lakers, Cowboys, and Celtics), Boston Red Sox (They've won 2 championships in the last 110 years. You would think they've won 50 with the way the media and their fans build them the fuck up. Fuck these niggas).
NCAA: USC (See Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers, and Celtics), UCLA (I just do. They're a conference rival so fuck them), UT (I hate how their fans think the whole world revolves around UT. Fuck these motherfuckers), Stanford (They're Cal's biggest rival in just about everything. I hate them worse than Bush hates niggas).