You know you're in a relationship when ...

[PAPALAS]

when its cheaper to go half on rent than to keep going to a hotel...

 

[lamontbdc]

blatantly farting and then telling my girl i'm but to blow up the bathroom

 

[American.Loo]

Once she takes a sh*t at your crib, y'all are in a relationship.

And that's that.

 

[kataklysm]

When you're seeing each other more than 3x's a week.

When you fall into an expected routine (Why didn't I hear from you last night?)

 

[-Vincenzo-]

getting jealous

 

[American.Loo]

When you're seeing each other more than 3x's a week.

When you fall into an expected routine (Why didn't I hear from you last night?)

Yeah. If you ever say to yourself, "Oh sh*t, I aint call [insert her name here] today. She gonna be mad"

Yall go together.

 

[tommy_jules]

When there's always something of hers in your place. Bobby pins, hair elastics, articles of clothing. They do that shit on purpose.

 

[American.Loo]

Yeah, all these are true and unfortunately chicks assume yall are an item now.

 

[J-GUTTA]

When she ask for a drawer for her things or what will be considered her spot in the bathroom.

 

[John_Blazini]

if you fucking her every weekend

 

[bignorm73]

Once you hit #1 in the speedial

 

[kataklysm]

Once you hit #1 in the speedial

Um voicemail is #1 on the speeddial duh.

lol

 

[bignorm73]

Um voicemail is #1 on the speeddial duh.

lol

#2 then lol. First person option.

Also, once sex gets down to efficient short sex, not show off long sex, its a relationship.

 

[goat334]

blatantly farting and then telling my girl i'm but to blow up the bathroom

I'll do this when we first meet. I ain't holding that shit for NO ONE!!!

 

[Craig Robinson]

#2 then lol. First person option.

Also, once sex gets down to efficient short sex, not show off long sex, its a relationship.

Lmao thought I was the only one

 

[BabyBugatti]

went u can withhold sex for weeks but he still takes you out and shit, cos you his booooooooooooooooo

 

[bignorm73]

went u can withhold sex for weeks but he still takes you out and shit, cos you his booooooooooooooooo

wheredeydodatat?

 

[Bussy_Getta]

wheredeydodatat?

they dont, thats what jumpoffs are for

 

[coop9889]

went u can withhold sex for weeks but he still takes you out and shit, cos you his booooooooooooooooo

Nah... hes a lame, or gettin it somewhere else.

Guaranteed.

 

[bignorm73]

using sex as a weapon is not a good look moreno

anyway, if he's not getting none, neither am i and why would i punish myself like that?

I know, i take the opposite approach. When sex gets witheld, she gets treated like a woman who wont fuck me.

Why do i need to pay your phone bill? What you gonna do? not fuck me?

oh wait, you already not fucking me............

pay it out yourself.