yo so im back working at the pornstore

[lordhonka2]

na we sving up for for a baby gonna start trying in sept. and so i figure how ever much we save could i could try to match with. nock them hospital bills out early

 

[lordhonka2]

job is mostly borring

 

[lordhonka2]

Ran into the muskateer though my first week back. dude was in a suite and tie i didnt even recongnize him. How about business is better than ever.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

ANY NEW WILD STORIES

 

[lordhonka2]

yeah they coming tues.

 

[Mr Popo]

Should be good..

 

[SloGGy]

last thread was CLASSIC

 

[Amotekun]

I can't believe I read that whole fucking thread sans le bullshit. That thread is GOAT. I've recommended it to friends. Shit is better than that Max Tucker shit. If you can turn it into a series Aaron McGruder (Boondocks) should direct.

 

[lordhonka2]

my first week back ( actually a couple of months ago) was bitter sweet. You gotta understand that the last few days i was at the store i never though i would come back. The schedule i was working was brutal. When i left the store the manager said if i wanted to come back in a few months i could he would tell the lady that does payroll no to take my name off.

The main reason i was really ready to quit was cause i had a dream twice that i would get robbed getting in my car. It went like this ........ I would be talking to one of the other employees and about how crazy the day was and with my keys in my hand. walking out the door. you know how you have your keys on your laniard(sp) spinning it around your fingers thats what i would be doing in the dream. After i walked out of the store i would walk to the car get in close the door and get ready to start the car but my keys ( the lainard) would get hung up on the seat in the little crevice between the door and the seat. Or atleast thats what i thought. In my dream I look down to see the key being held by somebodies hand in the back seat. i would then look up in the rearview mirror to see a man with a red bandana and a hood on looking at me in the mirror with a gun in his hand. He would tell me to drive. In the dream I look at him and i recongnize his eyes ( i know him but i dont know him) I leave the parking lot and begin to drive but as i drive i think to my self that i would rather die on my terms and i begin to drive fast and into head on traffic right before we hit I wake up...... it was the same dream both time. After the second time i decided i would give a two week notice but I really only worked 4 more days ( all day time) after that i was no longer on the schedule.

 

[lordhonka2]

i soon realized that the dream was just a dream.

All she wanted was a toy to have a good time withmonths later i returned. My manager seemed glad to have me back he was hiring someone else who had never worked there befor and need me to train them. which basically meant that i tell them how to make it with out getting robbed or turnout( if thats at all possible) or how to make sure you dont mess the register up. However i had learned from the guy that taugt me that you gotta have a little more than that. This is not my first time having to train some one but it never gets easier. there is a moment when you have to tell the new guy that at some point you are going to see some man do something to another man that you do not want to see. the look on thier face never gets old. The first night the new guy trayshawn (trey) and i are working would turn out to be just as crazy as i had explained. At about 10, a women came in the store followed by two men who were very much younger than her but not in there teen they were about 20 or so and she was in her 30's after them two "punks" (this is the term the manager ( who is gay) uses to describe extremely....... flamboyant homosexual men) enter the store one has permed hair and the other has braids, like real girl braids and they both have on skinny jeans and and flip flops. despite the fact that its cold. the new guy looks at me like, really. I look at him and blountly say. nigga get used to that just ignore them they wont be the one you have to worry about. He just shakes his head.

Some time passes and the lady who walkd in in first came to the counter with an egg shaped vibrator. she checked out and the right after them the two "punks" paid a dollar each to go into the back video booth room. 30 seconds or so pass and I hear what sounds like metal falling in a big heap. I dont think twice there is a trucking company behind us an they load truck all night. then i think about it and realize that the noise came from in front of the store. I walk to the front and see there has been a big accident. I walked outside see the lady that just left sitting on the ground. and the two guys with here just walking around in a daze. I call trey and he comes out. we both are stunned at what we see. The car or the lady that left the store is facing the rong direction on a one way street and people are begging to crowed around. I ask do they need any help and they say they have already called the police. a young white lady tells me that this other guy is hurt bad. I hadnt seen the other guy and try and i walk a lil closer. we see a man in a motorcycle helmet on the ground not moving and his bike a few feet away. The one thing no one sees is tire marks. its clear niether of them hit the breaks. The police arive a few seconds later we can see them check the man and shake there head to indicate that he didnt make it. He's dead? The lady from the store ask and the officer says yes. She sits down and has look on her face that I didnt recognize it was not an emotion that i had seen before ever and all I could think was that all she came there to buy was toy . Buy this time i realize trey and i arenot standing alone beside me white man that the managers refers as Bitch and tall black man dont know his name but he as denim suit (pants and jacket) beside him is a man I refer to as tyler perry and beside him a 6ft4 300 pound tranny i refer to as mabel. he/she and tyler always show up together. Trey looks around as who is standing on each side of us and looks at me. I dont actually look back at him but i know he is looking at me and just say while stareing at the dead guy. "Welcome to the store man"

 

[longmeat]

Subs, you needed to have a TV show on HBO called porn shop diaries or some shit.

 

[HustleTree]

Damn thats one hell of a first night. Good shit tho man

 

[lamontbdc]

you might need to start taking a video camera to this gig and posting this shit on a youtube channel

 

[LurkdogAchilles]

man i got to page 2 on the other thread, shit was classic already.

when i was in college me and a bunch of people took a trip to ATL and on the way back one of the cars got a flat somewhere in SC. so we was at this gas station and it was a porn store right beside it. we was in there for less than a hour but all the dudes you see walking in there and head straight to the back.... its crazy cuz most of them look like they got families and shit at home and they in the porn store with a face full of shame

 

[it's me bi***es]

MAN ON THE REAL U NEED TO START DOCUMENTING ALL THIS SHIT AND SUBMITING IT TO STUDIOS CUZ THIS SHIT COULD B A HIT T.V SHOW!

 

[(UNKNOWN)]

do they have them viewing booths in your shop? onetime i took a chick to one if them shops we go in the booths and start fucking, and the horny creepy guys that hang out in the shop like its a pool hall was beatin on the door tryin to get in

 

[lordhonka2]

Wow..

Ya'll hire women?

Yes none ever apply

 

[lordhonka2]

There are several blogs on the internet detailing the same type of stories...I used to read one this girl wrote way back in the day.

I will say it is entertaining. I think it would be a really interesting job for about a month or two.

can u refer me to some of those blogs cause I want to here others stories

 

[lordhonka2]

man i got to page 2 on the other thread, shit was classic already.

when i was in college me and a bunch of people took a trip to ATL and on the way back one of the cars got a flat somewhere in SC. so we was at this gas station and it was a porn store right beside it. we was in there for less than a hour but all the dudes you see walking in there and head straight to the back.... its crazy cuz most of them look like they got families and shit at home and they in the porn store with a face full of shame

most of the dudes have wives have u peeped the old thread

 

[SloGGy]

do they have them viewing booths in your shop? onetime i took a chick to one if them shops we go in the booths and start fucking, and the horny creepy guys that hang out in the shop like its a pool hall was beatin on the door tryin to get in

lol .............