Why can't God be female?

[Dirty Sanchez]

god backwards = dog

 

[ohhhla]

INB4THEMOVE.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Because "God" doesn't exist.

Also, patriarchal societies and stuff.

 

[jono]

INB4THEMOVE.

I know it will be moved eventually, but I posted it here to start conversation first. Posting it in R&R is like not posting at all

 

[ohhhla]

God being a woman sounds more plausible to me.

Due to how fuck up the universe is.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Idc

 

[Gold_Certificate]

If "God" was a female, Abrahamic religions would be a lot less gay.

Plus, the whole "God watches you masturbate" thing, would be mad erotic.

 

[ohhhla]

If "God" was a female, Abrahamic religions would be a lot less gay.

Plus, the whole "God watches you masturbate" thing, would be mad erotic.

Co-sign the bolded.

A lot of gay shit in the Old Testament.

Involves circumcising every male in the household and having layers and layers of foreskins.

The Abrahamic God is indeed a faggot.

 

[jono]

God being a woman sounds more plausible to me.

Due to how fuck up the universe is.

The universe is a harsh place were the one with the strongest gravity does whatever the fuck they want. Seems more like a male dominated and created entity.

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

INB4THEMOVE.

fam not to throw the thread off but ...is that Iheart?

 

[CapitalB]

throughout the bible god has shown himself to be irrational.. overtly emotional.. fickle minded.. jealous.. and bitter towards man..

yeh.. god's a bitch..

that or a bitch ass nigga..

all the same if u ask me..

 

[CapitalB]

and after the great flood didnt he put up a big ass rainbow or somethin!!?

yeh... he's a faggot! lol

 

[jono]

throughout the bible god has been shown himself to be irrational.. overtly emotional.. fickle minded.. jealous.. and bitter towards man..

yeh.. god's a bitch..

that or a bitch ass nigga..

all the same if u ask me..

 

[nex gin]

It's certainly plausible given the number of PMS moments in the bible.

 

[Lou Cypher]

If god was a man he would have made the scrotum hard as a rock, to protect the testicles.

It does indeed sound like a woman.

 

[Rasta.]

What kind of question is this? Have you not seen the chaos around the world? or the jealousy she portrays in the bible? That's bitch tendencies...

 

[jono]

If God is a female I fully expect her to look like this....

 

[sully]

I think people who anthropomorphize God lose sight of the concept of God as a whole other entity altogether.

 

[blackrain]

Go watch Dogma. It's explained there by Selma Hyeck and Chris Rock beautifully

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Thread is hilarious