What Would Your Reaction Be if You Found Out Your Son Was Pimpin'?

[blackgod813]

My grandma owned a strip klub. My daddy name was smooth alligator ....but im square from Delaware a love sik simp fool.....so im do wat any suk ass nigga do hate

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Having a pimp son>>>having a gay son

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Extort him.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Having a pimp son>>>having a gay son

With the exception of a traitor, a snitch, a rapist, and of course a pedophile, EVERYTHING>>>>>than a faggot ass son.

 

[Rubato Garcia]

Probably ask the nigga if I can hold some ends

 

[huey]

make a purchase

 

[BoldChild]

*In impersonated Andrew Bynum voice*

Shit, I don't know, I'll tell that nigga not to get caught, and don't be fucking his hoes raw.

If you don't know what the impersonated Andrew Bynum voice is...

 

[VIBE]

I wouldn't approve.

 

[Maximus Rex]

I wouldn't approve.

Why?

 

[VIBE]

Because its illegal, he could be locked up.

Plus the territory that comes with it; sex, drugs, violence etc..

(I say sex due to multiple partners, which means higher chance of an std)

Plus, pimps and hoes are wack.

 

[lookdude]

 

[Billy_Poncho]

See if he can get me a discount on one of those pimp chalices, always wanted one...

 

[DNB1]

My past is colourful, so being to judgemental of my sons actions when he comes of age isn't really me...

However, just like me... The lil nigga gotta know...for every action, there will be a reaction and consequence.

There is positive ways to make money and there is negative ways...with this issue being the latter...

I think something's in life have to learnt the hard way...meaning let the lil nigga make his own mistakes when he is no longer relying on me to house, feed and and clothe his ungrateful lil ass...

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Tell that lil nigga to pay rent and get my hurr fixed tho.

 

[edwardnigma]

What i say will depend on whether or not his mother is around.

I wouldnt be disappointed but i would try to offer him other opportunities for him to make his money.

Ill try to make him understand that he will reap what he sows and that their is good and bad in everything.

After that its his life, he decides

What type of person he'll become. I could only provide good opportunities.

If i have a daughter, he cant live at home doing that infront of her.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Plus, pimps and hoes are wack.

You must be white or not from America, wack in what sense? Pimps and hoe contribute so much to our culture. A good pimp doesn't have his hoes strung out on drugs because as Rosebudd so eloquently put on the classic docmentary, American Pimp, "a pimp doesn't put a bitch on drugs because a pimp has to see the money first, if a bitch is on drugs the drug man sees the money first."

A strung out hoe is a unproductive hoe. Her focus is on staving off with drawls instead of getting a nigga's money. Besides tricks aren't trying to obviously strung out hoes.

 

[Copper]

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Uh I'd wonder why that nigga ain't break his pops off wit some if that money!

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Monta Ellis is a GD, learn something new every day...

 

[Splackavelli]

I would take him under my wing like that pimp did butters in that south park ep. "you be pimpin'?" "you think you be pimpin' but you ain't pimpin'!" "you gots to learn the game!"