TRUE BLOOD SEASON 7 (FINAL SEASON!!!)

[Splackavelli]

Not only didn't she die, but she lived happily ever after. Three of the men she fucked with over the course of the show are dead. One (Eric) looked miserable despite being stupidly rich. And the other one (Sam) is doing good because he goth the hell away from her. The bitch was basically Godzilla the way she wrecked everything around her with her stupid decision making, but we're supposed to believe none of it was her fault and she deserved to live a great life when so many other didn't. FOH

damn sookie is the perfect metaphor for bitches I've known in real life.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

So how it ended?

the queen fairy came back from a pocket dimension and told sookie to click her heels three times resulting in everyone human or supernatural who ever died on the show to come back to life miraculously. then they all sung a big gay ass musical number on some broadway southpark type shit filled with top hats canes chorus lines and pixie dust. when all was said and done sookie and bill rode off together too the nearest beach found a jetski and literally jumped a shark because that all this show has ever done for the past 3 seasons.

The sad shit is that probably would have been more entertaining than the actual episode.

 

[suzyscrew]

By far the worst finale and final season of any show. That wedding was a waste of time. I wish they would have focused more on the new blood storyline.

 

[thefabmd2dc]

I need to catch up on this show (stopped watching at season 4)

It will be hard to see a show's finale end up worse than dexter but lets go

 

[KNiGHTS]

I need to catch up on this show (stopped watching at season 4)

It will be hard to see a show's finale end up worse than dexter but lets go

Don't bother. Seriously, you lose absolutely nothing from not watching except wasted time.

I wish I stopped watching this show when I quit watching Californication. Best parts of the last episode can be summed in YouTube clips of Eric and Pam.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Not only didn't she die, but she lived happily ever after. Three of the men she fucked with over the course of the show are dead. One (Eric) looked miserable despite being stupidly rich. And the other one (Sam) is doing good because he goth the hell away from her. The bitch was basically godzilla the way she wrecked everything around her with her stupid decision making, but we're supposed to believe none of it was her fault and she deserved to live a great life when so many other didn't. FOH

whose the 3rd guy.Alcide and Bill are the only 2 who died

Eric looks exactly how he looked in season 1.That is Eric happy

Sam just liked Sookie,but there was really nothing there until last season when she said she liked him

LOL it's not Sookie's fault what happened at all IMO

Vamps were already in Bon temps and would have come anyway

3rd guy was Warlow

Oh yeah him.I guess he counts.They really just fucked

which makes her a disgusting thot. she didn't deserve a happy ending.

 

[Will Munny]

yeah sookie was so entirely pointless the last season. She just all of a sudden falls back in love with Bill after all the horrible fucked up things he just did the season prior?

like for real nobody gave a shit.

My hopes were already low going into the season so I wasn't that worried, but it just sucked really bad looking back, and the finale was just atrocious. Like Tara dying in the beginning just to basically show through almost an entire season that her mom wasn't really THAT bad of a mom. Should have just kept tara alive her death was so pointless and her story after that was pointless.

And I dunno, seeing Sarah Newlin all chained up just seemed like it was vengeful in spirit.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I think we're all mulling over the stupidest part of the finale. Hoyt and Jess getting married. What kinda asspull was that? Seriously. I get it. They were destined to be together (despite the fact that when Hoyt left no one gave two shits about him anymore especially Jess). She tells him that she fucked him over, but now she realizes he really loves her. And he ignores the bad part, takes the good, and falls completely in love with her all in the span of a day? GTFOHWTBS That is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on TV. It would have been slightly less stupid if Hoyt actually remembered their past, but he didn't. They made it clear he was starting from scratch. So he basically meets a chick. She tells him they were in love in the past. He fucks her. And then they get married. All in like a span of 48 hours. Come on. The writers were like "We're going to tie everything in a neat little bow no matter how stupid it is."

 

[Will Munny]

Yeah that was really dumb and it took soooooooo long to do. Honestly it was cute they got back together, but the marriage thing was just retarded.

Then when Bill was like "it only take a moment to know you're in love if its real" SMH hoes love that shit but it couldn't be more untrue.

 

[Already Home_17]

now that I think about it, how the hell can they just write off sookie being able to hear bills thoughts as him feeling human again?

that shit was pretty significant yet they just brushed it off

 

[sdotcarter111]

Honestly I don't even like that vampires can fall in love. These True Blood vamps were never evil motherfuckers for the most part, but they've been neutered and domesticated like crazy since season 1.

By the end of the series the vampires were basically humans who drank blood, sometimes, if they have to, but weren't really happy about it.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

The baby was bills. They hinted at him being temporally human twice. 1st time he bill said he felt weird and felt alive more than ever. Then it was obvious after she heard his thoughts. I guess fairy blood mixed with hep V turns a vamp human right before they die.

@BARON_$AMEDI‌ No.The jump was 4 yrs later.That can't be Bill's son

It's her husband's kid

Damn, I thought it said some months later when they showed her pregnant. Now the question is who is it? Or is she just a baby mama like we all knew she would be lol. She was by herself at the table.

 

[Will Munny]

Didn't she kiss a dude we never saw? Didn't they say it was a year later? If it was Bill's somehow she would have had the baby already.

Sookie was already pregnant within months of having to kill the "love of her life" lmao she is and always has been a whore.

 

[TheNightKing]

The New Blood part with Eric was months later. The part with Sookie and everybody was 3 years later.

 

[jaxn]

For Bill to be the one of the stars of the show, I didn't even give a shit when he died..it was more like finally, get these clowns off the screen and lets see what Pam and Eric are up to..Alan Ball tried to go the Six Feet Under route with this finale but it failed miserably.

 

[thefabmd2dc]

I thought Alan Ball left the show. IIRC he left after season 5

I'm surprised Hoyt came back let alone to get married. I wouldn't be the one to go back to a smut like Jessica after all the dirt she's done.

 

[jaxn]

I thought Alan Ball left the show. IIRC he left after season 5

I'm surprised Hoyt came back let alone to get married. I wouldn't be the one to go back to a smut like Jessica after all the dirt she's done.

that explains it all

 

[loch121]

Not to mention the fact that that couldn't be Bill's son because vampires can't have children

 

[illestni99ainne]

True Blood star Nelsan Ellis has died from heart failure complications, according to friends and representatives. He was 39.

"Nelsan has passed away after complications with heart failure," Ellis' manager Emily Gerson Saines, told THR. "He was a great talent, and his words and presence will be forever missed."

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Ellis portrayeds cook/drug dealer Lafayette Reynolds in the HBO drama and was a fan-favorite.

"Nelsan was a singular talent whose creativity never ceased to amaze me. Working with him was a privilege," True Blood creator Alan Ball said.

"We were extremely saddened to hear of the passing of Nelsan Ellis," HBO said in a statement. "Nelsan was a long-time member of the HBO family whose groundbreaking portrayal of Lafayette will be remembered fondly within the overall legacy of True Blood. Nelsan will be dearly missed by his fans and all of us at HBO."

Besides his role in True Blood, Ellis also portrayed Martin Luther King, Jr. in The Butler, Henry the Waiter in The Help and sideman Bobby Byrd in the James Brown biopic Get On Up.

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